Jon Stewart Quotes

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im-not-just-a-boy-toy-i-have-feelings-and-dreams-like-anybody-else
i-can-be-in-20-movies-but-ill-never-be-an-actor
love-what-you-do-get-good-at-it-competence-is-a-rare-commodity-in-this-day-and-age-and-let-the-chips-fall-where-they-may
why-cant-they-have-gay-people-in-the-army-personally-i-think-they-are-just-afraid-of-a-thousand-guys-with-m16s-going-whod-you-call-a-faggot
you-can-use-your-idealism-to-further-your-aims-if-you-realize-that-nothing-is-nirvana-nothing-is-perfect
wed-always-sworn-were-taking-60-minutes-down-you-frontline-all-you-guys-youre-meat
ive-been-to-canada-and-ive-always-gotten-the-impression-that-i-could-take-the-country-over-in-about-two-days
historic-in-a-good-sense-not-historic-in-a-sense-of-so-we-dropped-bombs-on-everyone
insomnia-is-my-greatest-inspiration
being-funny-in-life-is-lot-more-like-judo-its-using-energy-jon-stewart
in-south-carolina-senator-john-edwards-won-handily-fulfilling-his-promise-to-win-every-state-he-was-born-in-jon-stewart
the-value-holding-grudge-and-to-always-refer-to-my-father-sarcastically-as-mr-wonderful-jon-stewart
heres-what-i-realized-about-yam-its-same-colour-as-nerf-ball-you-may-be-wondering-is-he-saying-he-ate-nerf-ball-jon-stewart
if-president-bush-is-right-about-democracy-in-iraq-i-may-i-dont-know-if-i-can-physically-do-this-implode-jon-stewart
if-we-are-going-to-amend-constitution-shouldnt-it-be-to-keep-omoshay-from-arryingmay-jon-stewart
some-people-look-at-glass-see-it-as-halffull-others-look-at-glass-call-it-dragon-jon-stewart
you-can-buy-john-mccains-book-but-in-week-half-hell-have-another-jon-stewart
yesterday-president-met-with-group-he-calls-coalition-willing-or-as-rest-world-calls-them-britain-spain-jon-stewart
i-heard-dennis-kucinich-say-in-debate-when-im-president-i-just-wanted-to-stop-him-say-dude-jon-stewart
president-bush-announced-were-going-to-mars-which-means-hes-given-up-on-earth-jon-stewart
heres-way-i-look-at-it-president-bush-has-uraniumtipped-bunker-busters-i-have-puns-i-think-hell-be-ok-jon-stewart
whats-with-poverty-tourettes-why-do-these-two-think-we-need-hobo-for-president-jon-stewart
bushs-popularity-is-at-40-in-south-america-he-could-be-their-president-jon-stewart
in-what-is-perhaps-strangest-turn-in-presidents-efforts-to-rally-support-he-agreed-that-iraq-is-just-like-vietnam-but-in-good-way-jon-stewart
iranian-president-mahmoud-ahmadinejad-claims-there-are-no-homosexuals-in-iran-just-like-there-are-no-gay-conservatives-in-us-jon-stewart
when-court-that-handpicked-you-to-be-president-tells-you-youve-overstepped-your-bounds-youve-overstepped-your-bounds-jon-stewart
the-unfortunate-yet-truly-exciting-thing-about-your-life-is-that-there-is-no-core-curriculum-the-entire-place-is-elective-jon-stewart
college-is-something-you-complete-life-is-something-you-experience-jon-stewart
yes-reason-has-been-part-organized-religion-ever-since-two-nudists-took-dietary-advice-from-talking-snake-jon-stewart
religion-its-given-people-hope-in-world-torn-apart-by-religion-jon-stewart
the-westboro-baptist-church-is-no-more-church-than-churchs-fried-chicken-is-church-jon-stewart
free-time-is-death-to-anxious-thank-goodness-i-dont-have-any-it-right-now-jon-stewart
if-everything-is-amplified-we-hear-nothing-jon-stewart
the-bias-mainstream-media-is-toward-sensationalism-conflict-laziness-jon-stewart
when-did-fact-checking-journalism-go-their-separate-ways-jon-stewart
the-more-you-delve-into-science-more-it-appears-to-rely-on-faith-jon-stewart
if-america-leads-blessed-life-then-why-did-god-put-all-our-oil-under-people-who-hate-us-jon-stewart
the-internet-is-just-world-passing-notes-around-classroom-jon-stewart
we-must-together-as-nation-stop-watching-fox-jon-stewart
no-one-is-better-at-not-beating-america-than-england-jon-stewart
politicans-are-salespeople-instead-rotisserie-ovens-they-are-selling-this-idea-preemptive-war-socialsecurity-reforms-jon-stewart
im-not-going-to-censor-myself-to-comfort-your-ignorance-jon-stewart
if-we-amplify-everything-we-hear-nothing-jon-stewart
i-was-born-with-adult-head-tiny-body-like-peanuts-character-jon-stewart
you-wonder-sometimes-how-our-government-puts-on-its-pants-in-morning-jon-stewart
being-superpower-is-like-being-santa-claus-that-everyone-hates-jon-stewart
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