Josh Billings Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
a-dog-is-the-only-thing-on-earth-that-loves-you-more-than-you-love-yourself
if-you-ever-find-happiness-by-hunting-for-it-you-will-find-it-as-the-old-woman-did-her-lost-spectacles-safe-on-her-own-nose-all-the-time
there-are-lots-of-people-who-mistake-their-imagination-for-their-memory
the-best-way-to-convince-a-fool-that-he-is-wrong-is-to-let-him-have-his-own-way
the-best-time-for-you-to-hold-your-tongue-is-the-time-you-feel-you-must-say-something-or-bust
there-are-two-kinds-of-fools-those-who-cant-change-their-opinions-and-those-who-wont
there-is-no-revenge-so-complete-as-forgiveness
life-consists-not-in-holding-good-cards-but-in-playing-those-you-hold-well
laughter-is-the-sensation-of-feeling-good-all-over-and-showing-it-principally-in-one-place
genius-aint-anything-more-than-elegant-common-sense
money-will-buy-a-pretty-good-dog-but-it-wont-buy-the-wag-of-his-tail
there-are-some-people-so-addicted-to-exaggeration-that-they-cant-tell-the-truth-without-lying
honesty-is-the-rarest-wealth-anyone-can-possess-and-yet-all-the-honesty-in-the-world-aint-lawful-tender-for-a-loaf-of-bread
the-wheel-that-squeaks-the-loudest-is-the-one-that-gets-the-grease
advice-is-like-castor-oil-easy-to-give-but-dreadful-to-take
consider-the-postage-stamp-my-son-it-secures-success-through-its-ability-to-stick-to-one-thing-till-it-gets-there
when-a-man-comes-to-me-for-advice-i-find-out-the-kind-of-advice-he-wants-and-i-give-it-to-him
we-hate-those-who-will-not-take-our-advice-and-despise-those-who-do
advice-is-like-castor-oil-easy-enough-to-give-but-dreadful-uneasy-to-take
most-people-when-they-come-to-you-for-advice-come-to-have-their-own-opinions-strengthened-not-corrected
my-advice-to-those-who-are-about-to-begin-in-earnest-the-journey-of-life-is-to-take-their-heart-in-one-hand-and-a-club-in-the-other
one-of-the-best-temporary-cures-for-pride-and-affection-is-seasickness-a-man-who-wants-to-vomit-never-puts-on-airs
a-dog-is-the-only-thing-on-earth-that-loves-you-more-than-he-loves-himself
silence-is-one-of-the-hardest-arguments-to-refute
dont-mistake-pleasure-for-happiness-they-are-a-different-breed-of-dogs
love-iz-like-the-meazles-we-kant-have-it-bad-but-onst-and-the-later-in-life-we-have-it-the-tuffer-it-goes-with-us
words-are-often-seen-hunting-for-an-idea-but-ideas-are-never-seen-hunting-for-words
the-less-we-know-the-more-we-suspect
poverty-is-the-stepmother-of-genius
there-are-two-things-in-this-life-for-which-we-are-never-fully-prepared-and-that-is-twins
silence-is-said-to-be-golden-but-the-best-fools-the-world-has-ever-produced-had-nothing-to-say-on-the-subject
its-not-the-things-you-dont-know-that-fool-you-its-the-things-you-do-know-that-aint-so
as-long-as-we-are-lucky-we-attribute-it-to-our-smartness-our-bad-luck-we-give-the-gods-credit-for
health-is-like-money-we-never-have-a-true-idea-of-its-value-until-we-lose-it
consider-the-postage-stamp-its-usefulness-consists-in-the-ability-to-stick-to-one-thing-until-it-gets-there
confess-your-sins-to-the-lord-and-you-will-be-forgiven-confess-them-to-men-and-you-will-be-laughed-at
there-are-very-few-good-judges-of-humor-and-they-dont-agree
half-of-the-troubles-of-this-life-can-be-traced-to-saying-yes-too-quickly-and-not-saying-no-soon-enough
some-folks-are-wise-and-some-otherwise
live-within-your-income-even-if-you-have-to-borrow-money-to-do-so
there-is-a-sort-of-charm-in-ugliness-if-the-person-has-some-redeeming-qualities-and-is-only-ugly-enough
confess-your-sins-to-the-lord-and-you-will-be-forgiven-confess-them-to-man-and-you-will-be-laughed-at
womans-influence-is-powerful-especially-when-she-wants-something
there-are-two-things-in-life-for-which-we-are-never-truly-prepared-twins
common-sense-is-instinct-and-enough-of-it-is-genius
one-of-rarest-things-that-a-man-ever-does-is-to-do-the-best-he-can
when-a-young-man-begins-to-go-down-hill-everything-seems-to-be-greased-for-the-occasion
knowledge-is-like-money-the-more-one-gets-the-more-one-craves
reason-often-makes-mistakes-but-conscience-never-does
some-folks-as-they-grow-older-grow-wise-but-most-folks-simply-grow-stubborner
theres-lots-people-in-this-world-who-spend-much-time-watching-their-health-that-they-havent-time-to-enjoy-it
faith-is-soul-riding-at-anchor-josh-billings
the-soul-has-more-diseases-than-body-josh-billings
unless-we-put-heart-soul-into-our-labor-we-but-brutify-our-actions-josh-billings
genuine-laughing-is-vent-soul-nostrils-heart-just-as-necessary-for-health-happiness-as-spring-water-is-for-trout-josh-billings
pyrotechnically-considered-laughing-is-fireworks-soul-josh-billings
selfish-people-with-no-heart-to-speak-have-best-time-it-josh-billings
the-easiest-thing-for-our-friends-to-discover-in-us-hardest-thing-for-us-to-discover-in-ourselves-is-that-we-are-growing-old-josh-billings
life-is-like-mountain-after-climbing-up-one-side-sliding-down-other-put-up-sled-josh-billings
life-is-short-but-its-long-enough-to-ruin-any-man-who-wants-to-be-ruined-josh-billings
i-never-knew-man-troubled-with-melancholy-who-had-plenty-to-do-did-it-josh-billings
it-is-statistical-fact-that-wicked-work-harder-to-reach-hell-than-righteous-do-to-enter-heaven-josh-billings
if-world-despises-hypocrite-what-must-they-think-him-in-heaven-josh-billings
the-books-are-balanced-in-heaven-not-here-josh-billings
never-teach-your-child-to-be-cunning-you-may-be-certain-you-will-be-one-first-victims-his-shrewdness-josh-billings
fuss-is-halfsister-to-hurry-neither-them-can-do-anything-without-getting-in-their-own-way-josh-billings
wisdom-deprives-even-poverty-half-its-power-josh-billings
the-happiest-time-in-mans-life-is-when-he-is-in-red-hot-pursuit-dollar-with-reasonable-prospect-overtaking-it-josh-billings
the-best-condition-in-life-is-to-be-not-rich-as-to-be-envied-nor-poor-as-to-be-damned-josh-billings
laughter-is-fireworks-soul-josh-billings
adversity-has-same-effect-on-man-that-severe-training-has-on-pugilist-it-reduces-him-to-his-fighting-weight-josh-billings
love-looks-through-telescope-envy-through-microscope-josh-billings
a-dog-is-only-thing-on-earth-that-loves-you-more-than-you-love-yourself-josh-billings
love-is-said-to-be-blind-but-i-know-some-fellows-in-love-who-can-see-twice-as-much-in-their-sweethearts-as-i-do-josh-billings
experience-increases-our-wisdom-but-doesnt-reduce-our-follies-josh-billings
there-is-gravity-in-wisdom-but-no-particular-wisdom-in-gravity-josh-billings
wisdom-has-never-made-bigot-but-learning-has-josh-billings
incredulity-is-wisdom-fool-josh-billings
squeeky-wheel-gets-grease-josh-billings
flattery-is-like-cologne-water-to-be-smelt-not-swallowed-josh-billings
dont-mistake-pleasures-for-happiness-they-are-different-breed-dog-josh-billings
life-is-grindstone-whether-it-grinds-man-down-polishes-him-up-depends-on-stuff-hes-made-josh-billings
life-consists-not-in-holding-good-cards-but-in-playing-those-you-hold-well-josh-billings
in-whole-history-world-there-is-but-one-thing-that-money-cannot-buy-to-wit-wag-dogs-tail-josh-billings
success-does-not-consist-in-never-making-blunders-but-in-never-making-same-one-second-time-josh-billings
dont-put-off-till-tomorrow-what-can-be-enjoyed-today-josh-billings
if-mankind-were-only-just-what-they-pretend-to-be-problem-millennium-would-be-immediately-solved-josh-billings
music-hath-charm-to-soothe-savage-beast-but-id-try-revolver-first-josh-billings
threescore-years-ten-is-enough-if-man-cant-suffer-all-misery-he-wants-in-that-time-he-must-be-numb-josh-billings
admiration-is-youthful-fancy-will-which-scarcely-ever-survives-to-mature-years-josh-billings
a-good-reliable-set-bowels-is-worth-more-to-man-than-any-quantity-brains-josh-billings
adam-invented-love-at-first-sight-one-greatest-laborsaving-machines-world-ever-saw-josh-billings
if-animals-had-reason-they-would-act-just-as-ridiculous-as-we-menfolks-do-josh-billings
the-best-creed-we-can-have-is-charity-toward-creeds-others-josh-billings
if-you-would-make-yourself-agreeable-wherever-you-go-listen-to-grievances-others-but-never-relate-your-own-josh-billings