Karl Pilkington Quotes

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to-me-a-cat-is-an-easy-pet-they-dont-need-any-spoiling-or-looking-after
and-weve-got-a-toaster-and-everything-so-there-is-no-reason-for-the-wedding
heaven-floating-about-with-everyone-you-ever-knew-for-eternity-me-family-does-me-ed-in-after-one-day-at-xmas-id-rather-be-mush-karl-pilkington
a-block-blood-should-not-have-word-cake-after-it-they-might-as-well-say-shite-gateau-karl-pilkington
i-think-people-would-live-bit-longer-if-they-didnt-know-how-old-they-were-age-puts-restrictions-on-things-karl-pilkington
jellyfish-are-97-water-something-how-much-are-they-doing-just-give-them-another-3-make-them-water-its-more-useful-karl-pilkington
the-cafe-was-called-tattoos-the-fella-who-owned-it-didnt-have-any-tattoos-but-we-never-saw-his-wife-karl-pilkington
it-wouldnt-happen-there-hasnt-been-one-publication-by-monkey-karl-pilkington
i-find-that-if-you-just-talk-your-mouth-comes-up-with-stuff-karl-pilkington
a-dog-has-got-human-eyes-karl-pilkington
i-could-eat-knob-at-night-karl-pilkington
i-thought-fart-was-human-thing-its-something-to-do-with-like-arse-cheeks-whatever-karl-pilkington
stop-looking-at-walls-look-out-window-karl-pilkington
i-dont-really-like-surprises-not-big-ones-anyway-just-having-pack-revels-holds-enough-surprise-for-me-karl-pilkington
i-know-who-i-am-bloody-hell-im-getting-enough-bills-for-karl-pilkington-i-hope-i-am-him-cos-if-im-not-i-have-no-idea-who-im-paying-for-karl-pilkington
does-brain-control-you-are-you-controlling-brain-karl-pilkington
how-would-i-know-which-one-i-was-karl-pilkington
i-think-its-clever-how-rome-have-kept-load-old-stuff-theres-no-overheads-yet-people-are-going-over-there-to-see-it-karl-pilkington
now-sometimes-i-dont-know-if-i-feel-well-because-ive-been-in-my-body-for-years-karl-pilkington
if-youd-have-told-me-five-years-ago-that-id-have-done-all-this-two-books-some-television-everything-id-panic-id-be-scared-karl-pilkington
me-in-oneman-tent-crouching-over-carrier-bag-its-not-just-lowest-point-trip-its-lowest-point-ever-in-38-years-karl-pilkington
does-brain-control-you-are-you-controlling-brain-i-dont-know-if-im-in-charge-mine-karl-pilkington
my-brains-just-full-passwords-karl-pilkington
if-animal-is-named-after-what-it-eats-how-interesting-is-it-karl-pilkington
sometimes-you-can-know-too-much-a-lot-brainy-people-like-stephen-fry-are-quite-depressive-karl-pilkington
when-youve-been-on-programme-called-an-idiot-abroad-job-offers-arent-exactly-flying-in-karl-pilkington
the-poorer-people-criminals-mexico-who-are-not-religious-but-not-quite-atheists-either-worship-saint-death-karl-pilkington
i-always-have-problem-liking-things-im-told-i-should-like-karl-pilkington
a-block-blood-should-not-have-word-cake-after-itthey-might-as-well-say-shite-gateau-karl-pilkington
your-dreams-should-never-be-better-than-your-real-life-karl-pilkington
why-didnt-evolution-make-giraffe-good-at-carpentry-it-could-build-ladder-karl-pilkington
it-would-be-spiteful-to-put-jellyfish-in-trifle-karl-pilkington
pigeons-theyve-got-wings-but-they-walk-lot-karl-pilkington
id-rather-live-in-cave-with-view-palace-than-live-in-palace-with-view-cave-karl-pilkington
i-dont-know-any-londoners-cos-im-from-manchester-karl-pilkington
if-youre-worrying-about-wrinkles-on-your-bollocks-id-say-your-lifes-pretty-good-karl-pilkington
its-like-theres-some-unwritten-rule-that-if-youre-mates-you-can-say-what-you-want-to-each-other-you-dont-really-get-that-annoyed-about-it-karl-pilkington
if-you-live-in-glass-house-dont-be-chucking-stuff-about-karl-pilkington
people-who-live-in-glass-house-have-to-answer-door-karl-pilkington
ive-heard-that-fact-that-is-you-eat-more-than-six-bananas-it-will-kill-you-i-saw-bowl-with-seven-bananas-in-it-i-thought-thats-dangerous-karl-pilkington
im-more-open-to-give-things-go-but-what-im-not-good-at-yet-is-holding-back-if-something-is-daft-rubbish-i-just-go-i-cant-be-doing-it-karl-pilkington
classes-teaching-you-how-to-breathe-im-32-i-think-ive-got-hang-it-karl-pilkington
if-you-are-living-dream-how-do-you-know-if-you-are-asleep-awake-karl-pilkington
if-you-sit-in-bath-pineapple-chunks-it-can-kill-you-thats-well-documented-karl-pilkington
people-eat-duck-you-think-well-weve-got-loads-chickens-leave-ducks-alone-karl-pilkington
you-dont-have-to-do-it-straight-away-but-just-do-it-before-it-gets-really-bad-karl-pilkington
i-dont-know-what-future-is-but-you-just-do-it-whilst-its-there-dont-you-karl-pilkington
a-slug-is-always-on-its-own-its-lonely-insect-karl-pilkington
yesterday-i-did-some-painting-then-went-out-to-buy-onion-came-home-watched-university-challenge-the-onion-was-probably-highlight-karl-pilkington
ive-never-thought-about-it-before-but-i-suppose-bad-people-might-need-someone-to-pray-to-too-karl-pilkington
ive-never-understood-things-to-do-before-you-die-idea-if-i-was-ill-id-be-in-no-mood-to-have-swim-with-dolphin-karl-pilkington
with-identical-twins-you-always-get-little-snidey-one-karl-pilkington
its-not-easy-keeping-diary-you-have-to-be-pretty-committed-karl-pilkington
im-not-that-lazy-but-i-dont-need-that-much-money-i-lead-fairly-simple-life
being-honest-with-you-its-not-great-wall-china-its-all-right-wall-its-all-right-wall-china
parrots-have-gone-bit-quiet-since-pirates-have-gone
i-found-that-being-with-happy-positive-people-annoys-me
im-not-proper-traveler-i-dont-like-to-be-challenged-have-too-much-change-prefer-week-away-just-to-relax
im-not-invited-to-any-exciting-parties-my-life-hasnt-really-changed
i-dont-want-to-go-about-offending-people-thats-not-my-plan
ive-got-loads-nieces-nephews
people-always-tell-me-im-going-to-regret-not-having-kids-but-what-if-i-have-one-then-i-regret-having-it-has-anyone-thought-that-option
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