Kelly Link Quotes

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life-is-series-sudden-disappearances-leavetakings-without-proper-goodbyes-kelly-link
look-all-books-are-weird-when-you-think-about-it-it-goes-without-saying-that-real-life-is-also-weird-kelly-link
remember-when-you-dont-know-what-to-do-it-never-hurts-to-play-scrabble-its-like-reading-i-ching-tea-leaves-kelly-link
the-witch-knew-who-had-killed-her-she-snatched-pieces-time-here-there-from-business-dying-to-make-her-revenge-kelly-link
the-zombies-were-like-canadians-in-that-they-looked-enough-like-real-people-at-first-to-fool-you-kelly-link
This is the list you carry in your pocket, of the things you plan to say to Kay, when you find him, if you find him: 1. I'm sorry that I forgot to water your ferns while you were away that time. 2. When you said that I reminded you of your mother, was that a good thing? 3. I never really liked your friends all that much. 4. None of my friends ever really liked you. 5. Do you remember when the cat ran away, and I cried and cried and made you put up posters, and she never came back? I wasn't crying because she didn't come back. I was crying because I'd taken her to the woods, and I was scared she'd come back and tell you what I'd done, but I guess a wolf got her, or something. She never liked me anyway. 6. I never liked your mother. 7. After you left, I didn't water your plants on purpose. They're all dead. 8. Goodbye. 9. Were you ever really in love with me? 10. Was I good in bed, or just average? 11. What exactly did you mean, when you said that it was fine that I had put on a little weight, that you thought I was even more beautiful, that I should go ahead and eat as much as I wanted, but when I weighed myself on the bathroom scale, I was exactly the same weight as before, I hadn't gained a single pound? 12. So all those times, I'm being honest here, every single time, and anyway I don't care if you don't believe me, I faked every orgasm you ever thought I had. Women can do that, you know. You never made me come, not even once. 13. So maybe I'm an idiot, but I used to be in love with you. 14. I slept with some guy, I didn't mean to, it just kind of happened. Is that how it was with you? Not that I'm making any apologies, or that I'd accept yours, I just want to know. 15. My feet hurt, and it's all your fault. 16. I mean it this time, goodbye.

Kelly Link
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wizards-are-always-hungry-kelly-link
everyone-knows-that-wizards-are-pigheaded-come-to-bad-ends-kelly-link
when-im-up-for-award-there-are-usually-two-three-other-things-on-ballot-that-i-like-better-than-my-own-fiction-kelly-link
you-should-never-poison-witch-kelly-link
becka-might-have-been-average-in-la-but-average-in-la-is-queen-mars-in-visiting-room-federal-penitentiary-in-north-carolina-kelly-link
id-be-flattered-if-someone-said-that-my-work-is-too-weird-for-them-i-value-uncompliment-kelly-link
i-dont-think-im-cut-out-for-job-where-you-have-to-look-professionally-tidy-i-prefer-working-in-my-pajamas-taking-showers-after-lunch-kelly-link