Laurence J. Peter Quotes

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a-man-doesnt-know-what-he-knows-until-he-knows-what-he-doesnt-know
if-two-wrongs-dont-make-a-right-try-three
you-can-always-tell-a-real-friend-when-youve-made-a-fool-of-yourself-he-doesnt-feel-youve-done-a-permanent-job
an-economist-is-an-expert-who-will-know-tomorrow-why-the-things-he-predicted-yesterday-didnt-happen-today
work-is-accomplished-by-those-employees-who-have-not-yet-reached-their-level-of-incompetence
speak-when-you-are-angry-and-youll-make-the-best-speech-youll-ever-regret
originality-is-the-fine-art-of-remembering-what-you-hear-but-forgetting-where-you-heard-it
competence-like-truth-beauty-and-contact-lenses-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder
the-best-intelligence-test-is-what-we-do-with-our-leisure
the-great-question-is-not-whether-you-have-failed-but-whether-you-are-content-with-failure
every-girl-should-use-what-mother-nature-gave-her-before-father-time-takes-it-away
fortune-knocks-but-once-but-misfortune-has-much-more-patience
its-better-to-have-loved-and-lost-than-to-have-to-do-forty-pounds-of-laundry-a-week
peters-principle-in-organization-each-person-rises-to-level-his-own-incompetence-laurence-j-peter
if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-you-may-be-at-your-level-incompetence-already-laurence-j-peter
if-you-cant-keep-up-drag-them-down-to-your-level-laurence-j-peter
may-your-happiest-days-past-be-your-saddest-days-your-future-laurence-j-peter
the-devil-could-change-he-was-once-angel-may-be-evolving-still-laurence-j-peter
humility-is-embarrassment-you-feel-when-you-tell-people-how-wonderful-you-are-laurence-j-peter
every-man-serves-useful-purpose-miser-for-example-makes-wonderful-ancestor-laurence-j-peter
everyone-is-in-awe-lion-tamer-in-cage-with-half-dozen-lionseveryone-but-school-bus-driver-laurence-j-peter
the-problem-with-temptation-is-that-you-may-not-get-another-chance-laurence-j-peter
against-logic-there-is-no-armor-like-ignorance-laurence-j-peter
a-censor-is-expert-in-cutting-remarks-a-censor-is-man-who-knows-more-than-he-thinks-you-ought-to-laurence-j-peter
a-pessimist-is-man-who-looks-both-ways-when-he-crosses-street-laurence-j-peter
sometimes-i-wonder-whether-world-is-being-run-by-smart-people-who-are-putting-us-on-by-imbeciles-who-really-mean-it-laurence-j-peter
before-publishers-blurbs-were-invented-authors-had-to-make-their-reputations-by-writing-laurence-j-peter
my-problem-is-i-say-what-im-thinking-before-i-think-what-im-saying-laurence-j-peter
in-spite-warnings-nothing-much-happens-until-status-quo-becomes-more-painful-than-change-laurence-j-peter
home-is-where-college-student-home-for-holidays-isnt-laurence-j-peter
prejudice-is-one-worlds-greatest-laborsaving-devices-it-enables-you-to-form-opinion-without-having-to-dig-up-facts-laurence-j-peter
we-are-members-strange-species-that-devotes-its-energies-to-climbing-ladder-success-in-order-to-make-money-to-buy-things-we-dont-like-laurence-j-peter
if-cluttered-desk-is-sign-cluttered-mind-what-is-significance-clean-desk-laurence-j-peter
the-seaman-tells-stories-winds-ploughman-bulls-soldier-details-his-wounds-shepherd-his-sheep-laurence-j-peter
when-in-doubt-danger-run-in-circles-scream-shout-laurence-j-peter
committees-have-become-important-nowadays-that-subcommittees-have-to-be-appointed-to-do-work-laurence-j-peter
there-are-two-kinds-failures-those-who-thought-never-did-those-who-did-never-thought-laurence-j-peter
some-problems-are-complex-that-you-have-to-be-highly-intelligent-well-informed-just-to-be-undecided-about-them-laurence-j-peter
fools-rush-in-where-wise-men-fear-to-trade-laurence-j-peter
competition-in-academia-is-vicious-because-stakes-are-small-laurence-j-peter
if-outcome-is-good-whats-difference-between-motives-that-sound-good-good-sound-motives-laurence-j-peter
in-most-hierarchies-supercompetence-is-more-objectionable-than-incompetence-laurence-j-peter
computers-can-solve-all-kinds-problems-except-unemployment-problem-they-create-laurence-j-peter
a-lawyer-is-man-who-helps-you-get-what-is-coming-to-him-laurence-j-peter
its-strange-that-men-should-take-up-crime-when-there-are-many-legal-ways-to-be-dishonest-laurence-j-peter
a-bureaucrats-idea-cleaning-up-his-files-is-to-make-copy-every-paper-before-he-destroys-it-laurence-j-peter
bore-a-fellow-who-can-change-subject-back-to-his-topic-conversation-faster-than-you-can-change-it-back-to-yours-laurence-j-peter
a-bore-is-person-who-lights-up-room-simply-by-leaving-it-laurence-j-peter
when-new-yorker-looks-like-he-has-suntan-its-probably-rust-laurence-j-peter
the-cavedwellers-wife-complained-that-he-hadnt-dragged-her-anywhere-in-months-laurence-j-peter
two-can-live-as-cheaply-as-one-if-they-both-have-good-jobs-laurence-j-peter
middle-age-is-when-best-exercise-is-one-discretion-laurence-j-peter
america-is-country-that-doesnt-know-where-it-is-going-but-is-determined-to-set-speed-record-getting-there-laurence-j-peter
noblest-all-dogs-is-hotdog-it-feeds-hand-that-bites-it-laurence-j-peter
if-you-can-tell-difference-between-good-advice-bad-advice-you-dont-need-advice-laurence-j-peter
give-child-enough-rope-he-will-trip-you-up-laurence-j-peter
the-machinery-government-is-vast-series-interlocking-hierarchies-riddled-through-through-with-incompetence-laurence-j-peter
the-advantage-modern-means-communication-is-they-enable-you-to-worry-about-things-in-all-world-laurence-j-peter
marriage-is-good-deal-like-taking-bathnot-hot-once-you-get-accustomed-to-it-laurence-j-peter
middle-age-is-when-anything-new-in-way-you-feel-is-most-likely-symptom-laurence-j-peter
i-inherited-my-ability-from-both-parents-my-mothers-ability-for-spending-money-my-fathers-ability-for-not-earning-it-laurence-j-peter
dont-believe-in-miracles-depend-on-them-laurence-j-peter
scientists-are-still-trying-to-produce-life-in-laboratory-but-it-shouldnt-be-difficult-if-laboratory-assistant-is-pretty-willing-laurence-j-peter
the-man-who-says-he-is-willing-to-meet-you-halfway-is-usually-poor-judge-distance-laurence-j-peter
the-unexpected-always-happens-laurence-j-peter
cleaning-anything-involves-making-something-else-dirty-but-anything-can-get-dirty-without-something-else-getting-clean-laurence-j-peter
dont-worry-about-middle-age-youll-outgrow-it-laurence-j-peter
when-you-see-yourself-quoted-in-print-youre-sorry-you-said-it-it-suddenly-becomes-misquotation-laurence-j-peter
there-is-no-stigma-attached-to-recognizing-bad-decision-in-time-to-install-better-one-laurence-j-peter
you-dont-need-to-take-persons-advice-to-make-him-feel-good-just-ask-him-for-it-laurence-j-peter
bureaucracy-defends-status-quo-long-past-time-when-quo-has-lost-its-status
if-you-dont-know-where-youre-going-you-will-probably-end-up-somewhere-else
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