Les Dawson Quotes

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Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
i-used-to-sell-furniture-for-a-living-the-trouble-was-it-was-my-own
marriage-is-an-institution-and-thats-where-a-couple-finish-up
i-saw-six-men-kicking-and-punching-the-motherinlaw-my-neighbour-said-are-you-going-to-help-i-said-no-six-should-be-enough
funny-thing-how-you-first-meet-the-woman-that-you-marry-i-first-met-the-wife-in-a-tunnel-of-love-she-was-digging-it
he-had-ambitions-at-one-time-to-become-a-sex-maniac-but-he-failed-his-practical
my-wife-is-a-sex-object-every-time-i-ask-for-sex-she-objects
i-can-always-tell-when-the-mother-in-laws-coming-to-stay-the-mice-throw-themselves-on-the-traps
my-motherinlaw-has-come-round-to-our-house-at-christmas-seven-years-running-this-year-were-having-change-were-going-to-let-her-in-les-dawson
last-year-my-wife-ran-off-with-fellow-next-door-i-must-admit-i-still-miss-him-les-dawson
the-motherinlaw-had-accident-at-work-a-hot-rivet-dropped-down-her-drawers-she-fell-off-oil-rig-les-dawson
take-my-wife-please-im-not-saying-shes-ugly-but-when-she-went-to-see-horror-film-audience-thought-she-was-making-personal-appearance-les-dawson
i-took-my-motherinlaw-to-madame-tussauds-chamber-horrors-one-attendants-said-keep-her-moving-sir-were-stocktaking-les-dawson
my-lad-chewed-swallowed-dictionary-we-gave-him-epsom-salts-but-we-cant-get-word-out-him-les-dawson
i-went-to-my-doctor-asked-for-something-for-persistent-wind-he-gave-me-kite-les-dawson
i-went-to-doctor-last-week-i-said-can-i-have-some-sleeping-pills-for-wife-he-said-why-i-said-shes-woke-up-les-dawson
my-motherinlaw-has-many-wrinkles-when-she-smiles-she-looks-like-venetian-blind-les-dawson
i-need-to-give-affection-love-because-without-that-i-wither-i-need-to-give-that-love-to-someone-without-that-im-rudderless-les-dawson
im-most-unromantic-lump-northern-suet-yes-woman-did-accost-me-once-in-south-shields-but-she-had-face-like-red-rum-les-dawson
i-toyed-with-idea-playing-ravels-pavane-pour-une-infante-defunte-but-i-couldnt-remember-if-its-tune-latin-prescription-for-piles-les-dawson
a-square-egg-in-dish-lentils-wont-make-marrow-bend-with-wind-nor-will-it-make-rhubarb-grow-up-milkmaids-leg-les-dawson
ive-got-friend-who-is-lion-tamer-he-used-to-be-school-teacher-till-he-lost-his-nerve-les-dawson
with-wives-men-hide-behind-air-bravado-which-is-basically-defence-mechanism-i-think-clever-creatures-women-very-clever-les-dawson
my-motherinlaw-fell-down-wishing-well-i-was-amazed-i-never-knew-they-worked-les-dawson
the-way-prices-are-rising-good-old-days-are-last-week
the-mother-in-law-is-centre-family
my-mother-in-laws-fat-that-when-she-passes-her-handbag-from-hand-to-hand-she-throws-it
my-mother-in-law-said-one-day-i-will-dance-on-your-grave-i-said-i-hope-you-do-i-will-be-buried-at-sea
i-went-to-doctor-last-week-i-said-can-i-have-some-sleeping-pills-for-wife-he-said-why-i-said-shes-woke-up
how-can-you-analyse-what-is-funny-whats-funny-to-one-isnt-funny-to-another-whats-funny-to-you-is-personal-thing
id-like-to-thank-bbc-for-allowing-me-to-work-here-and-id-like-to-thank-wife-kids-for-making-it-necessary
ive-just-had-some-bad-news-tomorrow-is-mother-in-laws-funeral-and-shes-cancelled-it
im-not-saying-my-mother-didnt-like-me-but-she-kept-looking-for-loopholes-in-my-birth-certificate
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