Lewis Black Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
theres-no-such-thing-as-soy-milk-its-soy-juice
its-absolutely-stupid-that-we-live-without-an-ozone-layer-we-have-men-weve-got-rockets-weve-got-saran-wrap-fix-it
republicans-have-nothing-but-bad-ideas-and-democrats-have-no-ideas
valentines-day-the-holiday-that-reminds-you-that-if-you-dont-have-a-special-someone-youre-alone
a-republican-stands-up-in-congress-and-says-i-got-a-really-bad-idea-and-the-democrat-stands-up-after-him-and-says-and-i-can-make-it-shittier
i-like-coffee-because-it-gives-me-illusion-that-i-might-be-awake
theres-whole-group-christians-who-believe-individual-is-more-important-but-in-end-i-dont-think-thats-what-christ-was-talking-about-lewis-black
i-think-only-reason-you-visit-apple-store-is-because-you-wonder-what-life-is-like-on-another-planet-lewis-black
this-is-how-sad-my-life-is-i-got-scar-from-scratching-my-chicken-pox-too-much-thats-my-big-scar-story-i-really-have-no-major-scars-lewis-black
since-there-are-many-idiots-out-there-you-may-actually-start-to-think-youre-crazy-you-are-not-they-are-idiots-lewis-black
we-have-fossils-we-win-lewis-black
youve-got-to-be-stupid-to-heckle-me-i-am-equipped-to-win-lewis-black
donald-trump-came-out-as-birther-which-is-republican-for-im-running-for-president-lewis-black
this-is-what-ive-been-waiting-for-my-whole-life-a-president-whos-not-afraid-to-tell-truth-about-being-lying-hole-lewis-black
thats-funny-thing-about-religion-it-doesnt-matter-what-you-say-youre-going-to-upset-someone-lewis-black
each-us-is-full-shit-in-our-own-special-way-we-are-all-shitty-little-snowflakes-dancing-in-universe-lewis-black
just-relax-breathe-through-your-ass-lewis-black
its-absolutely-stupid-that-we-live-without-ozone-layer-we-have-men-weve-got-rockets-weve-got-saran-wrap-fix-it-lewis-black
lactose-intolerant-milk-kiss-my-dick-lewis-black
if-you-stop-eating-donutes-you-will-live-3-years-longerits-just-3-more-years-that-you-want-donut-lt-lt-lewis-black
if-it-werent-for-my-horse-i-wouldnt-have-spent-that-year-in-college-lewis-black
the-one-thing-i-think-we-learned-this-year-is-that-democrats-republicans-are-completely-worthless-lewis-black
well-first-all-id-just-like-to-say-that-2005-was-great-year-if-you-like-swimming-through-crap-lewis-black
on-plane-was-time-magazine-there-was-30-page-article-on-diabetes-i-read-every-page-by-time-that-plane-landed-i-had-diabetes-lewis-black
you-dont-want-another-enron-heres-your-law-if-company-cant-explain-in-one-sentence-what-it-does-its-illegal-lewis-black
harry-reid-is-not-funny-hes-creepy-nancy-pelosi-is-creepy-charles-schumer-is-sneaky-creepy-lewis-black
i-would-like-to-play-pebble-beach-at-some-point-i-keep-waiting-for-them-to-call-ask-me-to-that-little-proam-thing-but-im-not-big-enough-lewis-black
selflove-is-big-part-golf-lewis-black
democrats-are-like-big-tortoise-thats-on-its-back-cant-get-up-you-cant-make-jokes-about-that-lewis-black
im-not-big-birthday-guy-i-never-have-been-lewis-black
mtv-is-to-music-as-kfc-is-to-chicken-lewis-black
if-there-is-hell-it-was-modeled-after-junior-high-school-lewis-black
you-got-to-be-just-stupid-to-not-be-focused-on-alternative-energy-lewis-black
my-hate-apple-has-moved-into-hate-facebook-lewis-black
janeane-garofalo-ended-up-in-sense-being-pushed-by-media-into-becoming-pundit-lewis-black
if-people-new-zealand-want-to-be-part-our-world-i-believe-they-should-hop-off-their-islands-push-em-closer-lewis-black
if-you-want-to-get-audience-quiet-just-say-abortion-everybody-shuts-up-tension-in-room-is-spectacular-lewis-black
one-interesting-things-about-comedy-is-its-tension-release-nothing-creates-tension-faster-than-anger-lewis-black
writing-is-thinking-thinking-is-hard-work-lewis-black
the-tortoise-moves-slowly-it-moves-towards-whatever-goal-is-to-keep-democratic-capitalistic-society-functioning-lewis-black
should-i-eat-this-should-i-eat-this-well-ill-have-to-eat-both-lewis-black
its-amazing-what-i-couldve-written-in-my-life-if-i-had-realized-that-i-should-keep-writing-not-masturbating-lewis-black
if-you-dont-drink-56-bottles-water-week-scientists-say-you-should-take-garden-hose-at-end-week-shove-it-up-your-ass-lewis-black
there-should-be-law-that-you-cant-shut-down-government-that-you-dont-have-that-power-lewis-black
equestrian-by-by-is-gayest-word-in-english-language-in-fact-i-thought-brokeback-mountain-should-have-been-called-two-equestrians-lewis-black
being-playwright-is-like-equivalent-doing-jigsaw-puzzle-that-has-1500-pieces-its-jigsaw-blue-sky-not-cloud-in-sight-lewis-black
i-have-nsync-aerosmith-britney-spears-i-have-trifecta-from-hell-lewis-black
i-think-that-many-things-that-go-on-in-art-school-have-tendency-to-undermine-confidence-that-shouldnt-be-part-ballgame-ever-lewis-black