Lewis Grizzard Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
instead-of-getting-married-again-im-going-to-find-a-woman-i-dont-like-and-give-her-a-house
i-grew-up-in-a-very-large-family-in-a-very-small-house-i-never-slept-alone-until-after-i-was-married
you-call-to-a-dog-and-a-dog-will-break-its-neck-to-get-to-you-dogs-just-want-to-please-call-to-a-cat-and-its-attitude-is-whats-in-it-for-me
life-is-like-a-dogsled-team-if-you-aint-the-lead-dog-the-scenery-never-changes
instead-of-getting-married-again-im-going-to-find-a-woman-i-dont-like-and-just-give-her-a-house
life-is-sexually-transmitted-terminal-disease-lewis-grizzard
the-game-life-is-lot-like-football-you-have-to-tackle-your-problems-block-your-fears-score-your-points-when-you-get-opportunity-lewis-grizzard
life-is-like-dogsled-race-if-you-aint-lead-dog-scenery-never-changes-lewis-grizzard
chilli-dawgs-always-bark-at-night-lewis-grizzard
on-new-york-subway-you-get-fined-for-spitting-but-you-can-throw-up-for-nothing-lewis-grizzard
if-love-were-oil-id-be-about-quart-low-lewis-grizzard
i-dont-think-ill-get-married-again-ill-just-find-woman-i-dont-like-give-her-house-lewis-grizzard
when-my-love-comes-back-from-ladies-room-will-i-be-too-old-to-care-lewis-grizzard
i-came-from-big-family-as-matter-fact-i-never-got-to-sleep-alone-until-i-was-married-lewis-grizzard
id-much-rather-sit-next-to-smoker-in-restaurant-than-noseblower-lewis-grizzard
elvis-is-dead-i-dont-feel-good-for-myself-lewis-grizzard
if-you-are-not-lead-dog-your-scenery-never-changes-lewis-grizzard
theres-nothing-inherently-dirty-about-sex-but-if-you-try-real-hard-use-your-imagination-you-can-overcome-that-lewis-grizzard
theres-no-such-thing-as-being-too-southern-lewis-grizzard
the-idiot-who-invented-instant-grits-also-thought-frozen-fried-chicken-they-ought-to-lock-him-up-before-he-tries-to-freezedry-collards-lewis-grizzard
money-doesnt-grow-on-trees-if-it-did-someone-else-would-own-orchard-lewis-grizzard
its-difficult-to-think-anything-but-pleasant-thoughts-while-eating-homegrown-tomato-lewis-grizzard
if-soccer-was-american-soft-drink-it-would-be-diet-pepsi-lewis-grizzard
god-bless-merle-haggard-he-did-all-things-that-johnny-cash-was-supposed-to-have-done-lewis-grizzard
spring-time-is-land-awakening-lewis-grizzard
its-better-to-have-died-small-child-than-to-be-politician-who-gets-caught-in-scandal-during-slow-news-month-lewis-grizzard
baptists-never-make-love-standing-up-theyre-afraid-someone-might-see-them-think-theyre-dancing-lewis-grizzard
a-little-irreverence-is-always-important-to-being-columnist-i-try-to-do-that
the-public-more-often-than-not-will-forgive-mistakes-but-it-will-not-forgive-trying-to-wriggle-weasel-out-one
if-you-aint-lead-dog-view-never-changes
i-wish-one-time-in-my-life-i-could-do-what-other-writers-do-get-me-villa-in-spain-go-there-to-write-book
the-south-is-last-place-with-sense-place
i-gave-738-rotary-club-speeches-it-was-just-driving-me-crazy-someone-said-why-dont-you-charge-money
i-dont-think-im-bigot-racist-but-i-have-truck-blazer-i-drink-beer-there-are-some-women-i-do-hate
i-dont-know-how-i-do-it-but-ive-written-about-everything-ive-written-about-my-shoes
sex-hasnt-been-same-since-women-started-enjoying-it
show-business-is-my-life
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