Lily Tomlin Quotes

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if-love-is-the-answer-could-you-please-rephrase-the-question
i-always-wanted-to-be-somebody-but-now-i-realize-i-should-have-been-more-specific
why-is-it-that-when-we-talk-to-god-were-said-to-be-praying-but-when-god-talks-to-us-were-schizophrenic
if-truth-is-beauty-how-come-no-one-has-their-hair-done-in-the-library
the-best-mindaltering-drug-is-the-truth
dont-be-afraid-of-missing-opportunities-behind-every-failure-is-an-opportunity-somebody-wishes-they-had-missed
i-like-a-teacher-who-gives-you-something-to-take-home-to-think-about-besides-homework
sometimes-i-feel-like-a-figment-of-my-own-imagination
the-trouble-with-the-rat-race-is-that-even-if-you-win-youre-still-a-rat
if-love-is-the-answer-could-you-rephrase-the-question
reality-is-the-leading-cause-of-stress-amongst-those-in-touch-with-it
if-you-read-a-lot-of-books-you-are-considered-well-read-but-if-you-watch-a-lot-of-tv-youre-not-considered-well-viewed
reality-is-a-crutch-for-people-who-cant-cope-with-drugs
reality-is-nothing-but-a-collective-hunch
we-have-reason-to-believe-that-man-first-walked-upright-to-free-his-hands-for-masturbation
for-fastacting-relief-try-slowing-down
when-we-speak-to-god-we-call-it-prayer-when-god-speaks-back-we-call-it-psychosis-lily-tomlin
growing-up-in-michigan-was-fineuntil-i-realized-where-i-was-lily-tomlin
i-think-life-is-perverse-it-can-be-beautiful-but-it-wont-lily-tomlin
if-life-is-meaningless-then-why-are-we-always-bringing-it-up-lily-tomlin
the-phone-company-handles-84-billion-calls-yeareverything-from-kings-queens-presidents-to-scum-earth-lily-tomlin
why-is-it-that-when-we-talk-to-god-were-said-to-be-praying-but-when-god-talks-to-us-were-schizophrenic-lily-tomlin
the-trouble-with-being-in-rat-race-is-that-even-if-you-win-youre-still-rat-lily-tomlin
i-said-somebody-should-do-something-about-that-then-i-realized-i-am-somebody-lily-tomlin
lady-i-do-not-make-up-things-that-is-lies-lies-are-not-true-but-truth-could-be-made-up-if-yo-know-how-and-thats-truth-lily-tomlin
when-i-was-growing-up-i-always-wanted-to-be-someone-now-i-realize-i-should-have-been-more-specific-lily-tomlin
its-not-terribly-funny-issue-lily-tomlin
just-remember-were-all-in-this-alone-lily-tomlin
man-invented-language-to-satisfy-his-deep-need-to-complain-lily-tomlin
the-show-is-billed-as-an-evening-classic-lily-tomlin-the-search-for-signs-intelligent-life-in-universe-lily-tomlin
no-matter-how-cynical-you-get-it-is-impossible-to-keep-up-lily-tomlin
what-i-appreciate-is-acknowledging-to-audience-that-i-think-they-have-brains-lily-tomlin
we-dont-care-we-dont-have-to-were-phone-company-lily-tomlin
were-giving-jobs-to-people-who-would-otherwise-be-out-work-if-we-werent-exploiting-cheap-labor-lily-tomlin
i-was-always-empathetic-with-animals-its-terrible-selfinvolved-point-view-that-we-do-something-because-someone-else-is-exploitable-lily-tomlin
i-bought-box-animal-crackers-but-there-was-nothing-inside-theyd-eaten-each-other-lily-tomlin
i-worry-about-kids-today-because-sexual-revolution-theyre-going-to-grow-up-never-know-what-dirty-means-lily-tomlin
theres-much-plastic-in-this-culture-that-vinyl-leopard-skin-is-becoming-endangered-synthetic-lily-tomlin
instead-working-for-survival-fittest-we-should-be-working-for-survival-wittiest-then-we-can-all-die-laughing-lily-tomlin
there-will-be-sex-after-death-we-just-wont-be-able-to-feel-it-lily-tomlin
if-you-have-dog-cat-you-know-how-developed-they-can-be-how-sensitive-how-aware-they-suffer-we-all-do-lily-tomlin
people-hire-me-to-create-some-kind-archetype-some-culture-type-something-i-guess-they-accept-whatever-i-come-up-with-lily-tomlin
success-is-ladder-that-cannot-be-climbed-with-your-hands-in-your-pocket-the-road-to-success-is-always-under-construction-lily-tomlin
why-isnt-there-special-name-for-tops-your-feet-lily-tomlin
having-real-public-outlet-is-how-you-imprint-something-for-yourself-its-just-matter-timing-its-like-youve-marked-your-territory-lily-tomlin
well-if-i-can-be-any-help-at-all-you-are-in-worse-trouble-than-i-thought-lily-tomlin
reality-is-leading-cause-stress-among-those-in-touch-with-it-lily-tomlin
did-you-know-in-entire-universe-we-are-only-intelligent-life-forms-thought-to-have-miss-universe-contest-lily-tomlin
i-worry-that-person-who-thought-up-muzak-may-be-thinking-up-something-else-lily-tomlin
infinity-is-just-time-on-ego-trip-lily-tomlin
truth-is-ive-always-been-selling-out-the-difference-is-that-in-past-i-looked-like-i-had-integrity-because-there-were-no-buyers-lily-tomlin
if-i-had-known-what-it-would-be-like-to-have-it-all-i-might-have-been-willing-to-settle-for-less-lily-tomlin
i-feel-some-part-me-can-wake-up-be-existential-next-day-wake-up-be-sort-in-love-with-universe-lily-tomlin
being-new-yorker-is-never-having-to-say-you-are-sorry-lily-tomlin
does-your-mind-feel-more-more-like-teflon-nothing-sticks-to-it-lily-tomlin
in-depths-night-fear-grips-my-heart-it-paralyzes-my-mind-but-most-all-i-feel-alone-lily-tomlin
i-always-wondered-why-somebody-doesnt-do-something-about-that-then-i-realized-i-was-somebody
no-matter-how-cynical-you-become-its-never-enough-to-keep-up
what-is-reality-anyway-just-collective-hunch
i-personally-think-we-developed-language-because-our-deep-need-to-complain
ive-always-wanted-to-be-somebody-but-i-see-now-i-should-have-been-more-specific
things-are-going-to-get-lot-worse-before-they-get-worse
if-you-read-lot-books-youre-considered-well-read-but-if-you-watch-lot-tv-youre-not-considered-well-viewed
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