Lily Tomlin Quotes

if-love-is-the-answer-could-you-please-rephrase-the-question

i-always-wanted-to-be-somebody-but-now-i-realize-i-should-have-been-more-specific

why-is-it-that-when-we-talk-to-god-were-said-to-be-praying-but-when-god-talks-to-us-were-schizophrenic

if-truth-is-beauty-how-come-no-one-has-their-hair-done-in-the-library

the-best-mindaltering-drug-is-the-truth

dont-be-afraid-of-missing-opportunities-behind-every-failure-is-an-opportunity-somebody-wishes-they-had-missed

i-like-a-teacher-who-gives-you-something-to-take-home-to-think-about-besides-homework

sometimes-i-feel-like-a-figment-of-my-own-imagination

the-trouble-with-the-rat-race-is-that-even-if-you-win-youre-still-a-rat

if-love-is-the-answer-could-you-rephrase-the-question

reality-is-the-leading-cause-of-stress-amongst-those-in-touch-with-it

if-you-read-a-lot-of-books-you-are-considered-well-read-but-if-you-watch-a-lot-of-tv-youre-not-considered-well-viewed

reality-is-a-crutch-for-people-who-cant-cope-with-drugs

reality-is-nothing-but-a-collective-hunch

we-have-reason-to-believe-that-man-first-walked-upright-to-free-his-hands-for-masturbation

for-fastacting-relief-try-slowing-down

when-we-speak-to-god-we-call-it-prayer-when-god-speaks-back-we-call-it-psychosis-lily-tomlin

growing-up-in-michigan-was-fineuntil-i-realized-where-i-was-lily-tomlin

i-wanted-to-be-stage-actress-i-wanted-to-be-new-york-actress-have-community-with-other-actors-i-didnt-want-to-get-famous-i-always-thought-getting-lily-tomlin

i-think-life-is-perverse-it-can-be-beautiful-but-it-wont-lily-tomlin

if-life-is-meaningless-then-why-are-we-always-bringing-it-up-lily-tomlin

and-yet-humanity-is-not-evolved-that-how-can-you-expect-anything-absolutely-major-to-happen-look-how-long-we-move-ahead-in-technology-how-much-do-we-lily-tomlin

the-whole-idea-being-in-captivity-in-such-limited-space-especially-in-zoo-causes-elephants-to-suffer-they-develop-all-kinds-foot-diseases-they-die-lily-tomlin

did-you-know-throughout-cosmos-they-found-intelligent-life-forms-that-play-to-play-we-are-only-ones-that-play-to-win-explains-why-we-have-more-than-lily-tomlin

i-have-always-felt-that-humor-was-wonderful-vehicle-to-let-us-become-connected-with-each-other-ourselves-i-try-to-portray-similarities-polarities-lily-tomlin

the-phone-company-handles-84-billion-calls-yeareverything-from-kings-queens-presidents-to-scum-earth-lily-tomlin

why-is-it-that-when-we-talk-to-god-were-said-to-be-praying-but-when-god-talks-to-us-were-schizophrenic-lily-tomlin

the-trouble-with-being-in-rat-race-is-that-even-if-you-win-youre-still-rat-lily-tomlin

i-said-somebody-should-do-something-about-that-then-i-realized-i-am-somebody-lily-tomlin

lady-i-do-not-make-up-things-that-is-lies-lies-are-not-true-but-truth-could-be-made-up-if-yo-know-how-and-thats-truth-lily-tomlin

when-i-was-growing-up-i-always-wanted-to-be-someone-now-i-realize-i-should-have-been-more-specific-lily-tomlin

it-was-just-funny-notion-about-everything-we-were-lucky-that-jane-had-such-passion-for-it-she-from-beginning-wanted-two-us-dolly-me-lily-tomlin

people-still-love-it-i-still-love-doing-it-some-my-routines-are-still-really-funny-relevant-sociologically-i-do-bit-each-my-characters-its-great-to-bring-them-back-to-life-lily-t

its-not-terribly-funny-issue-lily-tomlin

just-remember-were-all-in-this-alone-lily-tomlin

man-invented-language-to-satisfy-his-deep-need-to-complain-lily-tomlin

ive-never-liked-topical-material-because-it-has-no-shelf-life-but-sometimes-you-just-have-to-say-something-because-theres-too-much-going-on-thats-hard-on-our-country-planet-lily-

the-show-is-billed-as-an-evening-classic-lily-tomlin-the-search-for-signs-intelligent-life-in-universe-lily-tomlin

no-matter-how-cynical-you-get-it-is-impossible-to-keep-up-lily-tomlin

sexual-freedom-liberation-has-to-be-your-own-making-im-stunned-when-i-hear-about-friends-children-ten-twelve-years-old-giving-blow-jobs-i-just-dont-lily-tomlin

nobody-is-here-without-reason-i-always-had-different-sensibility-i-like-huge-range-comedy-from-broad-farcical-most-sensitive-most-understated-lily-tomlin

what-i-appreciate-is-acknowledging-to-audience-that-i-think-they-have-brains-lily-tomlin

we-dont-care-we-dont-have-to-were-phone-company-lily-tomlin

were-giving-jobs-to-people-who-would-otherwise-be-out-work-if-we-werent-exploiting-cheap-labor-lily-tomlin

i-was-always-empathetic-with-animals-its-terrible-selfinvolved-point-view-that-we-do-something-because-someone-else-is-exploitable-lily-tomlin

i-bought-box-animal-crackers-but-there-was-nothing-inside-theyd-eaten-each-other-lily-tomlin

you-cant-expect-insights-even-big-ones-to-make-you-suddenly-understand-everything-but-i-figure-hey-its-step-in-right-direction-if-they-leave-you-lily-tomlin

my-space-chums-think-my-unique-hookup-with-humanity-could-be-evolutions-awkward-attempt-to-jumpstart-itself-up-again-theyre-thinking-just-maybe-going-lily-tomlin

i-worry-about-kids-today-because-sexual-revolution-theyre-going-to-grow-up-never-know-what-dirty-means-lily-tomlin

i-mean-yes-to-act-out-something-take-chances-in-performance-is-one-thing-but-in-terms-camera-whatevers-captured-is-captured-thats-little-more-lily-tomlin

to-act-out-something-take-chances-in-performance-is-one-thing-but-in-terms-camera-whatevers-captured-is-captured-thats-little-more-daunting-you-lily-tomlin

the-thing-that-most-distresses-me-is-whenever-i-see-things-over-sexualized-i-worry-about-young-girls-some-fall-out-feminist-movement-is-that-it-lily-tomlin

theres-much-plastic-in-this-culture-that-vinyl-leopard-skin-is-becoming-endangered-synthetic-lily-tomlin

instead-working-for-survival-fittest-we-should-be-working-for-survival-wittiest-then-we-can-all-die-laughing-lily-tomlin

i-never-thought-myself-as-any-kind-film-star-as-many-films-as-ive-made-ive-made-some-really-fun-movies-with-good-people-ive-always-been-paired-lily-tomlin

ninety-eight-percent-adults-in-this-country-are-decent-hardworking-honest-americans-its-other-lousy-two-percent-that-get-all-publicity-but-then-we-lily-tomlin

if-evolution-was-worth-its-salt-it-shouldve-evolved-something-better-than-survival-fittest-i-think-better-idea-would-be-survival-wittiest-at-lily-tomlin

there-will-be-sex-after-death-we-just-wont-be-able-to-feel-it-lily-tomlin

if-you-have-dog-cat-you-know-how-developed-they-can-be-how-sensitive-how-aware-they-suffer-we-all-do-lily-tomlin

people-hire-me-to-create-some-kind-archetype-some-culture-type-something-i-guess-they-accept-whatever-i-come-up-with-lily-tomlin

success-is-ladder-that-cannot-be-climbed-with-your-hands-in-your-pocket-the-road-to-success-is-always-under-construction-lily-tomlin

why-isnt-there-special-name-for-tops-your-feet-lily-tomlin

im-not-religious-person-i-dont-have-any-desire-to-me-its-imitative-conventional-culture-im-all-for-it-for-anybody-i-totally-have-free-open-lily-tomlin

having-real-public-outlet-is-how-you-imprint-something-for-yourself-its-just-matter-timing-its-like-youve-marked-your-territory-lily-tomlin

well-if-i-can-be-any-help-at-all-you-are-in-worse-trouble-than-i-thought-lily-tomlin

reality-is-leading-cause-stress-among-those-in-touch-with-it-lily-tomlin

did-you-know-in-entire-universe-we-are-only-intelligent-life-forms-thought-to-have-miss-universe-contest-lily-tomlin

i-worry-that-person-who-thought-up-muzak-may-be-thinking-up-something-else-lily-tomlin

infinity-is-just-time-on-ego-trip-lily-tomlin

truth-is-ive-always-been-selling-out-the-difference-is-that-in-past-i-looked-like-i-had-integrity-because-there-were-no-buyers-lily-tomlin

if-i-had-known-what-it-would-be-like-to-have-it-all-i-might-have-been-willing-to-settle-for-less-lily-tomlin

i-feel-some-part-me-can-wake-up-be-existential-next-day-wake-up-be-sort-in-love-with-universe-lily-tomlin

when-i-am-happy-i-feel-like-crying-but-when-i-am-sad-i-dont-feel-like-laughing-i-think-it-is-better-to-be-happy-then-you-get-two-feelings-for-price-lily-tomlin

being-new-yorker-is-never-having-to-say-you-are-sorry-lily-tomlin

does-your-mind-feel-more-more-like-teflon-nothing-sticks-to-it-lily-tomlin

in-depths-night-fear-grips-my-heart-it-paralyzes-my-mind-but-most-all-i-feel-alone-lily-tomlin

i-always-wondered-why-somebody-doesnt-do-something-about-that-then-i-realized-i-was-somebody

no-matter-how-cynical-you-become-its-never-enough-to-keep-up

what-is-reality-anyway-just-collective-hunch

i-personally-think-we-developed-language-because-our-deep-need-to-complain

i-grew-up-in-time-when-women-didnt-really-do-comedy-you-had-to-be-homely-overweight-old-maid-all-that-you-had-to-play-stereotype-because-attractive-women-were-not-supposed-to-be-

when-i-was-9-10-i-had-ten-cent-business-i-would-walk-your-dog-for-dime-go-to-store-for-dime-empty-your-garbage-for-dime-then-i-could-use-money-to-buy-tricks-at-magic-store

ive-always-wanted-to-be-somebody-but-i-see-now-i-should-have-been-more-specific

things-are-going-to-get-lot-worse-before-they-get-worse

if-you-read-lot-books-youre-considered-well-read-but-if-you-watch-lot-tv-youre-not-considered-well-viewed