Mark Twain Quotes

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get-your-facts-first-then-you-can-distort-them-as-you-please
go-to-heaven-for-the-climate-hell-for-the-company
the-secret-of-getting-ahead-is-getting-started
dont-go-around-saying-the-world-owes-you-a-living-the-world-owes-you-nothing-it-was-here-first
whenever-you-find-yourself-on-the-side-of-the-majority-it-is-time-to-pause-and-reflect
the-human-race-has-one-really-effective-weapon-and-that-is-laughter
age-is-an-issue-of-mind-over-matter-if-you-dont-mind-it-doesnt-matter
a-mans-character-may-be-learned-from-the-adjectives-which-he-habitually-uses-in-conversation
in-the-first-place-god-made-idiots-that-was-for-practice-then-he-made-school-boards
cauliflower-is-nothing-but-cabbage-with-a-college-education
forgiveness-is-the-fragrance-that-the-violet-sheds-on-the-heel-that-has-crushed-it
patriotism-is-supporting-your-country-all-the-time-and-your-government-when-it-deserves-it
my-mother-had-a-great-deal-of-trouble-with-me-but-i-think-she-enjoyed-it
you-cant-depend-on-your-eyes-when-your-imagination-is-out-of-focus
make-it-a-point-to-do-something-every-day-that-you-dont-want-to-do-this-is-the-golden-rule-for-acquiring-the-habit-of-doing-your-duty-without-pain
the-worst-loneliness-is-to-not-be-comfortable-with-yourself
accident-is-the-name-of-the-greatest-of-all-inventors
its-easier-to-stay-out-than-get-out
it-is-easier-to-stay-out-than-get-out
im-glad-i-did-it-partly-because-it-was-worth-it-but-mostly-because-i-shall-never-have-to-do-it-again
advertisements-contain-the-only-truths-to-be-relied-on-in-a-newspaper
many-a-small-thing-has-been-made-large-by-the-right-kind-of-advertising
it-is-better-to-give-than-receive-especially-advice
have-a-place-for-everything-and-keep-the-thing-somewhere-else-this-is-not-advice-it-is-merely-custom
my-advice-to-girls-first-dont-smoke-to-excess-second-dont-drink-to-excess-third-dont-marry-to-excess
he-had-only-one-vanity-he-thought-he-could-give-advice-better-than-any-other-person
one-should-never-use-exclamation-points-in-writing-it-is-like-laughing-at-your-own-joke
life-should-begin-with-age-and-its-privileges-and-accumulations-and-end-with-youth-and-its-capacity-to-splendidly-enjoy-such-advantages
whatever-a-mans-age-he-can-reduce-it-several-years-by-putting-a-brightcolored-flower-in-his-buttonhole
twain-on-cain-it-was-his-misfortune-to-live-in-a-dark-age-that-knew-not-the-beneficent-insanity-plea
genius-has-no-youth-but-starts-with-the-ripeness-of-age-and-old-experience
we-cant-reach-old-age-by-another-mans-road-my-habits-protect-my-life-but-they-would-assassinate-you
keep-away-from-people-who-belittle-your-ambitions-small-people-always-do-that-but-the-really-great-make-you-feel-that-you-too-can-become-great
when-angry-count-four-when-very-angry-swear
the-man-that-sets-out-to-carry-a-cat-by-its-tail-learns-something-that-will-always-be-useful-and-which-will-never-grow-dim-or-doubtful
ignorant-people-think-its-the-noise-which-fighting-cats-make-that-is-so-aggravating-but-it-aint-so-its-the-sickening-grammar-they-use
one-is-apt-to-overestimate-beauty-when-it-is-rare
a-man-cannot-be-uncomfortable-without-his-own-approval
a-man-cannot-be-comfortable-without-his-own-approval
the-air-up-there-in-the-clouds-is-very-pure-and-fine-bracing-and-delicious-and-why-shouldnt-it-be-it-is-the-same-the-angels-breathe
a-baby-is-an-inestimable-blessing-and-bother
to-get-the-full-value-of-joy-you-must-have-someone-to-divide-it-with
man-will-do-many-things-to-get-himself-loved-he-will-do-all-things-to-get-himself-envied
grief-can-take-care-of-itself-but-to-get-the-full-value-of-joy-you-must-have-somebody-to-divide-it-with
hunger-is-the-handmaid-of-genius
custom-is-petrification-nothing-but-dynamite-can-dislodge-it-for-a-century
kindness-is-a-language-which-the-deaf-can-hear-and-the-blind-can-see
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