Mel Brooks Quotes

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tragedy-is-when-i-cut-my-finger-comedy-is-when-you-fall-into-an-open-sewer-and-die
if-god-wanted-us-to-fly-he-would-have-given-us-tickets
well-just-being-stupid-and-politically-incorrect-doesnt-work-you-can-be-politically-incorrect-if-youre-smart
everything-we-do-in-life-is-based-on-fear-especially-love
humor-is-just-another-defense-against-the-universe
a-lot-of-music-is-mathematics-its-balance
bad-taste-is-simply-saying-the-truth-before-it-should-be-said
i-love-gentiles-in-fact-on-of-my-favorite-activities-is-protestant-spotting
i-have-always-been-a-huge-admirer-of-my-own-work-im-one-of-the-funniest-and-most-entertaining-writers-i-know
i-only-direct-in-selfdefense
ive-been-accused-of-vulgarity-i-say-thats-bullshit
as-long-as-the-world-is-turning-and-spinning-were-gonna-be-dizzy-and-were-gonna-make-mistakes
anybody-can-direct-but-there-are-only-eleven-good-writers
now-thyself-is-more-important-than-know-thyself-mel-brooks
if-you-stand-on-soapbox-trade-rhetoric-with-dictator-you-never-win-mel-brooks
i-love-spaghetti-sex-sometimes-together-my-dream-heaven-is-walking-naked-through-fields-pasta-fazool-mel-brooks
if-presidents-cant-do-it-to-their-wives-they-do-it-to-their-country-mel-brooks
hope-for-best-expect-worst-life-is-play-were-unrehearsed-mel-brooks
if-youre-quiet-youre-not-living-youve-got-to-be-noisy-colorful-lively-mel-brooks
the-only-thing-we-dont-have-god-for-is-premature-ejaculation-but-i-hear-that-its-coming-quickly-mel-brooks
its-always-been-love-letter-to-broadway-now-its-time-has-come-mel-brooks
youre-always-little-disappointing-in-person-because-you-cant-be-edited-essence-yourself-mel-brooks
life-literally-abounds-in-comedy-if-you-just-look-around-you-mel-brooks
ive-always-loved-songwriting-i-vowed-to-be-songwriter-like-cole-porter-when-i-was-only-9-years-old-mel-brooks
some-critics-are-emotionally-desiccated-personally-about-as-attractive-as-yearold-peach-in-single-girls-refrigerator-mel-brooks
you-cannot-have-fun-with-anything-that-you-dont-love-admire-respect-mel-brooks
when-we-got-to-our-hotel-rooms-mosquitoes-as-big-as-george-foreman-were-waiting-for-us-they-were-sitting-in-armchairs-with-their-legs-crossed-mel-brooks
you-got-to-be-brave-if-you-feel-something-youve-really-got-to-risk-it-mel-brooks
dom-deluise-was-big-man-in-every-way-he-was-big-in-size-created-big-laughter-joy-mel-brooks
an-egg-cream-can-do-anything-an-egg-cream-to-brooklyn-jew-is-like-water-to-arab-a-jew-will-kill-for-egg-cream-its-jewish-malmsey-mel-brooks
ill-accept-bad-taste-in-minute-as-long-as-theres-some-great-comedy-minds-performances-mel-brooks
dont-be-stupid-be-smarty-come-join-nazi-party-mel-brooks
my-god-id-love-to-smash-into-casket-dostoyevsky-grab-that-bony-hand-scream-at-remains-well-done-you-goddamn-genius-mel-brooks
a-cinema-villain-essentially-needs-moustache-he-can-twiddle-with-it-gleefully-as-he-cooks-up-his-next-nasty-plan-mel-brooks
not-only-should-we-laugh-about-hitler-we-must-laugh-about-him-especially-in-berlin-mel-brooks
creative-people-should-always-be-striving-they-should-always-be-hungry-they-should-be-looking-for-next-place-to-go-mel-brooks
why-should-i-waste-my-good-time-making-straight-dramatic-film-the-people-who-cant-make-you-laugh-can-do-that-mel-brooks
i-had-low-blood-sugar-chemical-imbalance-plus-normal-nervous-breakdown-everyone-goes-through-from-adolescence-to-adulthood-mel-brooks
one-day-god-said-let-there-be-prey-and-he-created-pigeons-rabbits-lambs-gene-wilder-mel-brooks
all-right-i-am-often-brash-rude-brutally-direct-someday-im-going-to-die-i-dont-have-time-to-toedance-around-periphery-hatred-mel-brooks
when-you-come-to-germany-as-jew-you-have-uneasy-feeling-but-ive-always-felt-okay-in-berlin-mel-brooks
as-far-as-songwriters-ive-always-been-fan-irving-berlin-cole-porter-george-gershwin-those-guys-mean-lot-to-me-mel-brooks
i-was-in-army-to-me-it-was-like-newsreel-mel-brooks
theres-army-story-in-me-i-think-theres-wwii-brooks-film-somewhere-mel-brooks
in-every-spoof-i-make-real-love-to-things-i-am-spoofing-mel-brooks
i-dont-think-in-terms-results-at-all-i-think-what-next-insanity-can-i-shock-world-with-mel-brooks
my-brothers-went-to-work-at-12-put-themselves-through-school-brought-family-out-ruin-into-food-clothing-mel-brooks
merchandising-merchandising-where-real-money-from-movie-is-made-mel-brooks
my-mind-is-raging-torrent-flooded-with-rivulets-thought-cascading-into-waterfall-creative-alternatives-mel-brooks
judd-apatow-is-pretty-good-both-as-producer-as-director-mel-brooks
look-i-had-to-take-chances-it-wasnt-fun-being-funny-mel-brooks
i-always-thought-it-was-great-to-be-able-to-make-people-feel-better-it-was-little-like-being-god-mel-brooks
but-i-have-bad-taste-with-deep-fount-intellectuality
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