Mel Brooks Quotes

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. -Mel Brooks
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. -Mel Brooks
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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart. -Mel Brooks
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Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love. -Mel Brooks
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Humor is just another defense against the universe. -Mel Brooks
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A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance. -Mel Brooks
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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. -Mel Brooks
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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting. -Mel Brooks
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I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. -Mel Brooks
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I only direct in self-defense. -Mel Brooks
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I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. -Mel Brooks
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As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. -Mel Brooks
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Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers. -Mel Brooks
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Now thyself is more important than
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If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win. -Mel Brooks
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I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool. -Mel Brooks
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If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country. -Mel Brooks
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Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed. -Mel Brooks
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If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. -Mel Brooks
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The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. -Mel Brooks
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It's always been a love letter to Broadway, and now its time has come, -Mel Brooks
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You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself. -Mel Brooks
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Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. -Mel Brooks
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I've always loved songwriting, and I vowed to be a songwriter like Cole Porter when I was only 9 years old. -Mel Brooks
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Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator. -Mel Brooks
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You cannot have fun with anything that you don't love or admire or respect. -Mel Brooks
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When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed. -Mel Brooks
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You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it. -Mel Brooks
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