Michael Ian Black Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
i-dont-necessarily-selfidentify-as-writer-cause-it-implies-certain-level-intelligence-michael-ian-black
i-imagine-theres-level-narcissism-that-goes-into-thinking-youre-enough-michael-ian-black
i-think-writing-for-anybody-helps-you-order-your-life-it-helps-you-arrange-your-emotions-your-thoughts-it-helps-to-provide-perspective-michael-ian-black
i-think-people-just-love-to-win-michael-ian-black
i-think-people-hate-me-pretty-much-across-board-which-is-nice-michael-ian-black
part-whats-exciting-to-me-about-my-career-is-constant-looking-forward-whenever-i-finish-one-project-i-am-looking-to-whats-next-michael-ian-black
i-take-my-coffee-same-way-i-take-my-women-strong-black-proud-michael-ian-black
i-dont-chase-after-things-but-i-put-forward-effort-know-rest-it-is-out-my-hands-michael-ian-black
shuffling-really-isnt-something-you-should-be-doing-on-your-deathbed-michael-ian-black
whatever-i-write-i-publish-because-thats-where-money-is-michael-ian-black
the-atkins-diet-is-where-you-eat-bacon-for-six-seven-months-end-result-is-that-you-lose-weight-because-youre-dead-michael-ian-black
the-things-i-care-about-are-most-pedestrian-things-in-world-i-care-about-good-ice-cream-being-good-dad-decent-husband-michael-ian-black
so-my-reaction-to-hearing-this-cornyass-horrible-song-with-arms-wide-open-by-creed-is-violent-uncontrollable-sustained-weeping-michael-ian-black
hosting-show-even-talk-show-game-show-theres-much-business-you-have-to-conduct-theres-much-guiding-you-have-to-do-michael-ian-black
your-harshest-critic-is-always-going-to-be-yourself-dont-ignore-that-critic-but-dont-give-it-more-attention-than-it-deserves-michael-ian-black
with-standup-you-can-be-as-freeform-as-you-want-to-be-you-can-say-what-you-want-how-you-want-at-any-moment-without-constraint-michael-ian-black
i-am-poker-player-but-i-am-not-good-poker-player-my-favorite-game-is-seven-card-stud-but-ill-play-hilo-hold-em-razz-etc
separation-is-worst-theres-no-good-way-to-deal-with-it-other-than-to-get-on-phone-do-skype-try-to-visit
people-recognize-me-but-they-dont-know-where-from-today-i-was-in-elevator-somebody-asked-me-if-i-worked-for-his-company
your-harshest-critic-is-always-going-to-be-yourself-dont-ignore-that-critic-but-dont-give-it-more-attention-than-it-deserves
if-you-get-idea-you-might-as-well-stick-with-it-until-somebody-calls-you-on-it
everybody-has-something-they-love-to-do-do-that-thing
wish-i-could-through-my-own-financial-prestidigitation-transform-dollar-bill-into-two-two-million-it-is-awesome-mysterious-skill
i-am-not-music-snob-if-anything-my-musical-taste-is-bad-by-any-critical-standards
well-i-think-my-stand-up-is-often-kind-visual-not-like-carrot-top-visual-but-visual
corporations-do-lot-things-well-but-not-run-nations-for-obvious-reasons
?Earn cash when you save a quote by clicking
EARNED Load...
LEVEL : Load...