Mike Birbiglia Quotes

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i-dont-drink-lot-my-family-calls-me-old-soul-and-my-friends-call-me-pussy-mike-birbiglia
bears-are-simultaneously-graceful-strong-bears-know-who-they-are-but-they-often-dont-know-who-you-are-which-is-why-they-kill-you-mike-birbiglia
they-really-cut-to-chase-in-urologists-examination-room-i-tried-to-laugh-if-this-office-were-movie-it-would-have-been-rated-r-mike-birbiglia
saturday-night-is-perfect-for-writers-because-other-people-have-plans-mike-birbiglia
i-dont-smoke-lot-pot-anymore-no-one-wants-to-hang-around-guy-who-ends-every-sentence-with-do-you-guys-hate-me-mike-birbiglia
i-never-looked-at-my-parents-marriage-really-anyone-who-had-been-married-more-than-30-years-thought-i-gotta-get-me-some-that-mike-birbiglia
im-big-fan-pastries-size-baby-that-contain-enough-calories-for-year-that-seems-like-effective-use-time-mike-birbiglia
the-list-fun-easily-fixed-brain-diseases-is-short-mike-birbiglia
dopamine-is-chemical-released-in-your-brain-your-body-when-you-sleep-that-paralyzes-your-body-you-dont-act-out-your-dreams-mike-birbiglia
i-couldnt-recommend-more-that-people-put-themselves-in-situation-where-they-can-see-lot-work-that-they-admire-for-free-mike-birbiglia
creepy-people-do-things-that-decent-people-want-to-do-but-have-decided-are-not-great-idea-mike-birbiglia
ive-read-that-steven-wrights-style-was-born-out-genuine-nervousness-mike-birbiglia
what-i-really-need-is-woman-who-loves-me-for-my-money-but-doesnt-understand-math-mike-birbiglia
sex-pizza-they-say-are-similar-when-its-good-its-good-when-its-bad-you-get-it-on-your-shirt-mike-birbiglia
i-shouldnt-say-bad-things-about-illiterate-thoughi-should-write-it-that-way-they-wont-find-out-mike-birbiglia
the-ability-to-workshop-in-standup-comedy-is-incomparable-to-any-art-form-in-my-opinion-mike-birbiglia
i-just-dont-give-off-great-first-impression-mike-birbiglia
my-family-isnt-really-italian-were-more-like-olive-garden-italian-mike-birbiglia
i-feel-that-marriage-can-lead-to-ultimate-rejection-failure-divorce-things-we-all-fear-mike-birbiglia
i-think-serious-situations-actually-make-for-best-kind-belly-laughs-but-theyre-also-hardest-to-convert-into-comedy-at-outset-mike-birbiglia
im-walking-out-my-door-to-get-like-snapple-someones-like-yo-man-you-want-to-buy-some-heroin-no-got-any-snapple-mike-birbiglia
backup-dancers-are-completely-respectable-theyre-studio-musicians-dance-mike-birbiglia
the-people-who-are-worst-at-news-who-kind-engage-in-what-i-call-world-wrestling-news-have-kind-set-bar-for-where-news-is-mike-birbiglia
i-drank-koolaid-being-network-star-once-it-didnt-happen-i-realized-it-wasnt-best-version-my-comedy-mike-birbiglia
i-feel-like-everyone-wants-to-make-movie-that-they-feel-passionate-about-watching-mike-birbiglia
i-feel-like-people-have-more-in-common-than-news-reports-mike-birbiglia
i-love-pizza-i-want-to-marry-it-but-it-would-just-be-to-eat-her-family-at-wedding
the-one-thing-youre-most-reluctant-to-tell-thats-where-comedy-is
i-consider-lena-dunham-comedian
how-many-people-do-you-know-who-have-thrown-up-on-scrambler-carnival-ride-a-lot-people-is-answer
alienation-i-suppose-cant-be-hackneyed-because-it-will-always-exist
i-think-serious-situations-actually-make-for-best-kind-belly-laughs-but-theyre-also-hardest-to-convert-into-comedy-at-outset
with-monologue-you-can-be-unendingly-elliptical
i-love-bullets-over-broadway-but-im-pretty-sure-woody-allen-hasnt-killed-somebody
ive-read-that-steven-wrights-style-was-born-out-genuine-nervousness
id-much-rather-try-fail-than-talk-about-trying
the-moment-i-walk-into-room-i-have-kind-like-terminators-tracking-system-for-where-food-is-i-can-get-there-immediately
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