Molly Harper Quotes

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maybe-problem-was-that-we-never-struggled-we-just-coasted-along-the-thing-about-coasting-is-that-it-usually-means-youre-going-downhill-molly-harper
are-you-going-to-answer-my-questions-do-i-have-to-whack-you-with-stick-until-delicious-candy-surprises-fall-out-molly-harper
wait-until-you-meet-my-family-at-thanksgiving-we-kill-everything-we-can-find-put-it-into-pot-call-it-holiday-gumbo-molly-harper
i-supplied-in-tone-saccharine-that-it-should-have-tipped-him-off-that-his-testicular-health-was-in-serious-peril-molly-harper
ophelia-was-beating-some-poor-underling-for-not-knowing-her-arse-from-sparse-collection-cells-between-her-ears-molly-harper
a-boot-up-ass-could-be-considered-nudge-right-molly-harper
i-sighed-ah-spite-stuff-fairy-tales-molly-harper
cooper-help-the-coward-turned-walked-into-kitchen-as-if-he-hadnt-seen-me-getting-frogmarched-by-estrogen-squad-molly-harper
i-look-like-barbara-bush-in-drag-aunt-jettie-molly-harper
hi-maggie-its-nice-to-see-you-again-he-said-smiling-sweetly-i-thought-i-might-need-insulin-molly-harper
to-say-i-had-some-pentup-anger-would-be-like-saying-britney-spears-had-minor-impulsecontrol-issues-molly-harper
you-cant-worry-about-future-much-that-you-miss-out-on-present-molly-harper
i-dont-care-what-tomorrow-brings-as-long-as-i-have-you-molly-harper
misery-thy-name-is-mudslide-molly-harper
stupid-werewolf-ninja-sperm-molly-harper
there-was-not-lot-room-for-someone-like-me-who-kept-gossip-mill-running-like-hamster-wheel-molly-harper
i-hated-her-out-principle-that-principle-was-bitterness-molly-harper
ah-spite-stuff-fairy-tales-molly-harper
go-on-youve-claimed-your-thirty-pieces-silver-go-do-something-crazy-like-put-gas-in-that-penis-replacement-you-call-transportation-molly-harper
well-that-cinched-it-he-was-asshole-i-was-definitely-going-to-end-up-sleeping-with-him-molly-harper
did-i-just-get-psychically-pimpslapped-by-little-old-lady-molly-harper
wait-richard-cheney-as-in-dick-cheney-youre-vampire-named-dick-cheney-somehow-that-makes-you-seem-more-evil-molly-harper
my-grandma-ruthie-jetties-sister-had-been-married-four-times-many-times-i-started-calling-every-old-man-i-saw-at-grocery-store-grandpa-molly-harper
zeb-was-kindergarten-teacher-good-one-i-always-thought-it-was-because-he-was-same-emotional-age-as-his-students-molly-harper
leaving-knots-untied-scattering-seeds-to-distract-them-will-only-work-on-vampires-with-ocd-molly-harper
besides-my-drinking-bloods-not-nearly-as-weird-as-that-time-i-caught-you-shaving-your-legs-i-was-curious-molly-harper
some-vampires-wouldnt-react-if-you-shoved-rosary-down-their-pants-though-i-wouldnt-recommend-testing-theory-molly-harper
this-is-not-how-people-behave-in-cracker-barrel-molly-harper
love-love-is-for-children-poor-people-molly-harper
i-think-word-stalking-implies-that-youre-not-supposed-to-like-it-otherwise-it-would-be-called-fluffy-harmless-observation-time-molly-harper
the-brain-may-die-but-my-compulsion-for-useless-trivia-lives-on-molly-harper
if-you-want-to-hurt-me-fine-take-my-books-burn-down-my-house-shave-my-head-while-i-am-sleeping-but-nobody-nobody-screws-with-my-dog-molly-harper
you-can-take-girl-out-library-but-you-cant-take-neurotic-compulsively-curious-librarian-out-girl-molly-harper
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