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and-what-weve-lost-sight-of-is-that-performing-manual-labor-with-your-hands-is-one-of-the-most-incredibly-satisfying-and-positive-things-you-can-do
i-think-that-purity-creates-not-only-higher-level-artistic-vision-but-purer-work-ethic-nick-offerman
how-lucky-my-life-is-that-i-have-two-arms-two-legs-ten-fingers-with-which-to-make-things-out-wood-nick-offerman
the-world-is-split-into-two-halves-bacon-bacon-eaters-nick-offerman
technically-were-all-half-centaur-nick-offerman
i-come-from-family-fishermen-fishing-is-important-to-us-we-dont-hunt-were-not-gun-folk-nick-offerman
branding-is-quite-important-thing-as-artist-you-want-to-be-able-to-explore-facets-yourself-nick-offerman
i-can-tell-you-ive-crunched-numbers-time-time-again-it-is-always-more-fun-to-have-eight-people-with-one-beer-than-one-man-with-eight-beers-nick-offerman
the-older-i-get-more-my-parents-just-seem-like-absolute-heroes-to-me-nick-offerman
we-realized-that-world-popular-culture-had-been-creating-perfect-candidate-for-many-years-female-champion-universe-nick-offerman
its-taken-me-lot-years-to-peel-away-my-own-layers-nick-offerman
ive-had-to-learn-discipline-myself-that-im-much-happier-much-less-depressed-if-i-give-myself-project-its-just-that-simple-nick-offerman
i-grew-up-among-farmers-in-illinois-you-always-have-to-have-tools-you-might-need-in-eventuality-flat-tire-broken-window-nick-offerman
the-quest-for-next-key-art-awards-begins-with-tomorrows-hangover-nick-offerman
you-know-its-hard-to-beat-bacon-at-anytime-day-but-i-also-am-big-fan-corned-beef-hash-nick-offerman
i-learned-as-young-man-that-i-dont-write-jokes-but-that-i-can-deliver-more-mundane-material-get-laugh-i-call-myself-humorist-nick-offerman
once-you-have-phd-every-meeting-you-go-to-becomes-doctors-appointment-nick-offerman
when-i-first-met-with-agents-they-said-okay-youre-going-to-play-plumbers-mechanics-bus-drivers-farmers-go-nick-offerman
my-wife-happens-to-be-probably-greatest-working-woman-in-comedy-i-cant-think-anyone-who-even-approaches-her-achievements-her-abilities-nick-offerman
children-are-egocentric-they-want-to-watch-their-lives-not-yours-nick-offerman
i-am-saxophone-player-nick-offerman
if-properly-dried-trimmed-new-yorkstyle-pizza-could-be-used-to-make-box-for-chicagostyle-pizza-nick-offerman
im-always-pleased-that-i-managed-to-stay-out-jail-throughout-my-tenure-in-chicago-nick-offerman
i-always-had-lot-confidence-in-my-work-unique-flavor-i-like-to-bring-to-my-characters-but-you-know-im-not-huge-dreamer-nick-offerman
theres-lot-common-sense-which-i-feel-like-we-have-lost-touch-with-nick-offerman
my-career-is-inexplicable-to-me-so-far-ive-just-been-not-getting-fired-despite-being-myself-nick-offerman
i-always-drastically-changed-my-look-for-each-role-its-gotten-little-tedious-in-real-life-also-because-theres-no-hiding-nick-offerman
people-are-afraid-that-theyre-going-to-upset-somebody-on-top-theres-real-sense-ive-got-to-be-quiet-i-dont-want-to-be-fired-nick-offerman
ive-learned-through-experience-that-to-trouble-celebrities-with-my-handshake-doesnt-do-anybody-any-good-nick-offerman
i-never-went-too-long-without-job-the-problem-was-lot-early-jobs-are-almost-more-demoralizing-than-unemployment-nick-offerman
i-am-always-happy-to-be-at-snl-i-still-feel-like-kid-when-im-there-like-i-cant-believe-im-watching-them-make-show-nick-offerman
damn-it-all-you-have-been-given-life-on-this-beautiful-planet-get-off-your-ass-do-something-nick-offerman
no-one-will-ever-ask-me-to-sing-because-its-beautiful-my-secret-is-hiding-my-musicianship-behind-humor-nick-offerman
im-obsessed-with-victorian-era-british-royal-navy-id-love-to-play-troubled-sailor-captain-boatman-on-three-masted-ship-nick-offerman
i-learned-word-nonconformist-in-fourth-grade-immediately-announced-that-i-would-grow-up-to-become-one-nick-offerman
if-you-like-comedy-go-home-curl-up-with-leviticus-the-writers-the-onion-are-handed-leviticus-on-their-first-day-nick-offerman
the-ultimate-disguise-is-nothing-nudity-nick-offerman
if-i-had-more-time-id-watch-more-woodworking-homeimprovement-shows-but-not-enough-hours-in-day-nick-offerman
no-matter-how-you-decide-to-spend-little-more-time-on-your-gestures-giving-point-is-just-quite-simply-that-you-do-nick-offerman
being-man-theater-hedonist-i-find-idea-building-coffins-romantic-nick-offerman
i-spent-lot-my-youth-working-outside-in-elements-i-kind-revel-in-defeating-tough-weather-nick-offerman
if-i-put-down-my-tweeter-machine-for-minute-i-actually-can-communicate-with-people-as-aside-astonishingly-i-just-started-doing-twitter-nick-offerman
give-man-fish-you-feed-him-for-day-dont-teach-man-to-fish-you-feed-yourself-hes-grown-man-fishings-not-that-hard-nick-offerman
shut-your-damn-mouth-nick-offerman
just-stand-up-for-your-principals-be-loyal-to-your-friends-family-nick-offerman
dont-use-barbiturates-before-going-on-stage-and-be-honest-nick-offerman
i-awaken-i-consume-oxygen-then-bacon-eggs-black-coffee-then-my-wife-then-bacon-nick-offerman
i-would-like-americans-to-make-things-with-their-hands-thomas-jefferson-i-feel-that-makes-for-much-stronger-nation-nick-offerman
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