Nicole Mckay Quotes

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I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald. -Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally. -Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple -Nicole McKay
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! -Nicole McKay
You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket. -Nicole McKay
I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together. -Nicole McKay
A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense. -Nicole McKay
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. -Nicole McKay
If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it. -Nicole McKay
Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. -Nicole McKay
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. -Nicole McKay
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. -Nicole McKay
A brick is... . Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? -Nicole McKay
I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. -Nicole McKay
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. -Nicole McKay
A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts. -Nicole McKay
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door. -Nicole McKay
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. -Nicole McKay
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK. -Nicole McKay
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. -Nicole McKay
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. -Nicole McKay
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! -Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night... you were there. -Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. -Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting. -Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan. -Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree. -Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night... it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame. -Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming
I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers. -Nicole McKay
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