Norm Macdonald Quotes

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the-first-principle-solid-wisdom-is-discretion-without-it-all-erudition-life-is-merely-bagatelle-norm-macdonald
the-most-frequent-cause-regret-for-what-we-have-done-is-because-its-effects-interfere-with-what-we-would-do-norm-macdonald
yeah-man-they-call-gambling-disease-but-its-only-disease-where-you-can-win-bunch-money-norm-macdonald
in-love-first-please-eye-then-win-heart-norm-macdonald
i-dont-care-for-sex-i-find-it-embarrassing-dull-exercise-i-prefer-sports-where-you-can-win-norm-macdonald
though-you-may-be-last-to-discover-your-follies-be-always-first-to-correct-them-norm-macdonald
our-passions-may-be-compared-to-certain-slaves-more-severity-we-show-them-better-they-obey-us-norm-macdonald
i-would-love-to-stay-at-snl-forever-but-you-cant-stay-in-same-place-people-think-youre-loser-norm-macdonald
im-huge-sports-fan-but-have-no-interest-in-minutiae-i-dont-remember-who-won-super-bowls-five-years-ago-listen-to-sports-talk-radio-norm-macdonald
kenny-g-has-christmas-album-out-this-year-hey-happy-birthday-jesus-hope-you-like-crap-norm-macdonald
i-dont-know-anything-about-politics-i-wouldnt-put-too-much-into-my-prediction-on-politics-norm-macdonald
there-is-prevalent-tenet-with-youth-that-good-company-is-every-thing-desirable-that-bad-is-even-better-than-none-norm-macdonald
love-is-artful-arrangement-artless-pretensions-whereby-we-labor-to-appear-innocent-in-what-we-desire-to-be-most-cunning-norm-macdonald
i-never-do-impressions-but-i-probably-should-people-like-that-stuff-norm-macdonald
a-suspicious-person-is-rival-him-that-deceives-both-seem-to-practice-knowledge-cunning-device-equable-sense-disengenuous-merit-norm-macdonald
note-to-self-no-matter-how-bad-life-gets-theres-always-beer-norm-macdonald
note-to-self-sex-with-blowup-doll-is-not-as-good-as-advertised-norm-macdonald
education-makes-some-men-wiser-others-more-ridiculous-foolish-norm-macdonald
most-men-appear-wiser-in-their-doubts-than-in-their-belief-norm-macdonald
it-is-better-to-be-idle-than-employed-in-ill-norm-macdonald
in-terms-merit-sports-has-mathematical-statistics-thats-how-you-know-who-best-player-is-norm-macdonald
i-have-always-loved-las-vegas-its-traditional-place-for-lounge-comics-to-perform-i-love-that-norm-macdonald
a-mans-enemies-are-those-he-should-endeavor-first-to-make-his-friends-norm-macdonald
some-people-are-much-afraid-being-deceived-that-they-never-venture-to-trust-like-misers-their-avarice-destroys-their-gain-norm-macdonald
we-would-seldom-be-deceived-by-flattery-did-our-own-conceit-not-promote-delusion-norm-macdonald
the-character-giving-advice-often-makes-us-accountable-for-conduct-those-we-advise-norm-macdonald
we-advise-others-better-than-ourselves-norm-macdonald
there-are-two-things-at-which-most-men-are-grieved-when-their-faults-are-exposed-when-their-virtues-are-concealed-norm-macdonald
few-criminals-die-sensible-their-crimes-norm-macdonald
whenever-i-do-theaters-i-dont-like-em-i-dont-think-theyre-right-for-standup-norm-macdonald
a-readiness-to-excuse-some-faults-shows-disposition-to-commit-others-norm-macdonald
you-ever-see-the-dating-game-thats-weird-game-show-the-prize-on-that-show-another-contestant-talk-about-cheap-norm-macdonald
we-often-suffer-more-from-our-fears-than-from-dangers-our-situation-norm-macdonald
i-like-doing-funny-show-where-i-dont-have-to-act-fall-in-love-with-girl-norm-macdonald
enjoyment-inflames-love-in-some-men-extinguishes-it-in-others-wind-that-assists-large-vessels-upsets-small-ones-norm-macdonald
im-not-gay-i-dont-know-much-about-broadway-musicals-norm-macdonald
theres-no-such-thing-course-as-oldfashioned-gay-guy-theyre-most-decadent-people-norm-macdonald
chastity-is-oftener-owing-to-diffidence-shame-than-to-fortitude-reason-virtue-norm-macdonald
it-is-easier-to-hate-those-we-love-than-love-those-whom-we-have-hated-norm-macdonald
the-young-compliment-their-greatness-on-number-their-friends-old-on-confidence-them-norm-macdonald
if-youre-looking-for-suspect-in-suicide-bombing-heres-clue-look-for-dead-guy-norm-macdonald
rip-amy-winehouse-we-lost-true-heroin-addict-today-norm-macdonald
it-is-vain-to-complain-fortune-while-we-fail-in-policy-conduct-norm-macdonald
we-are-often-less-grieved-at-disappointments-than-at-ourselves-for-having-said-much-concerning-certainty-our-expectations-norm-macdonald
never-raise-expectations-in-others-that-you-cannot-realize-promise-is-less-pleasing-than-disappointment-is-vexatious-norm-macdonald
theyre-like-youre-alcoholic-i-go-no-im-not-thenapparently-thats-what-alcoholics-say-too-you-know-norm-macdonald
i-think-clever-people-think-that-poor-people-are-stupid-norm-macdonald
proper-respect-to-others-is-most-prudent-rule-directing-measure-reverence-due-to-ourselves-norm-macdonald
jealousy-seldom-punishes-with-severity-it-suffers-norm-macdonald
i-always-told-everybody-perfect-joke-would-be-where-setup-punch-line-were-identical-norm-macdonald
the-reason-we-have-few-friends-in-adversity-is-because-we-have-no-true-ones-in-prosperity-norm-macdonald
i-dont-know-difference-between-hippie-hipster-but-its-fun-to-watch-either-one-them-get-beat-up-norm-macdonald
you-cant-love-your-team-without-hating-another-team
all-my-lifes-about-is-cracking-up-people-them-cracking-me-up-trying-not-to-think-about-dying-that-doesnt-cost-much-money
when-i-was-kid-everybody-that-played-golf-was-old-man-until-tiger-showed-up-they-werent-in-good-shape
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