P. G. Wodehouse Quotes

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Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character. -P. G. Wodehouse
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. -P. G. Wodehouse
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought. -P. G. Wodehouse
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul. -P. G. Wodehouse
Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops. -P. G. Wodehouse
I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head. -P. G. Wodehouse
Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha. -P. G. Wodehouse
This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers. -P. G. Wodehouse
One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth, -P. G. Wodehouse
Flowers are happy things. -P. G. Wodehouse
Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting. -P. G. Wodehouse
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. -P. G. Wodehouse
you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there? -P. G. Wodehouse
I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much. -P. G. Wodehouse
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains. -P. G. Wodehouse
The drowsy stillness of the afternoon was shattered by what sounded to his strained senses like G.K. Chesterton falling on a sheet of tin. -P. G. Wodehouse
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away. -P. G. Wodehouse
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