Patton Oswalt Quotes

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im-grateful-that-i-had-that-uphill-battle-for-10-years-going-onstage-having-nobody-know-who-i-was-because-you-have-to-win-them-over-patton-oswalt
if-someone-like-this-were-to-like-me-to-like-my-comedy-to-like-way-i-conduct-myself-professionally-it-would-mean-that-i-suck-as-person-patton-oswalt
zombies-cant-believe-energy-we-waste-on-nonfood-pursuits-patton-oswalt
hobos-slang-term-that-combines-words-hope-bowl-beans-given-to-me-for-free-by-woman-who-then-initiated-intercourse-patton-oswalt
ive-been-lucky-in-my-life-in-terms-people-who-are-able-to-tolerate-me-patton-oswalt
i-had-romance-novel-inside-me-but-i-paid-three-sailors-to-beat-it-out-me-with-steel-pipes-patton-oswalt
people-will-find-transformation-transcendence-in-mcdonalds-hash-brown-if-its-all-theyve-got-patton-oswalt
i-have-tiny-house-in-burbank-i-drive-8yearold-car-im-gonna-drive-it-into-ground-i-enjoy-what-i-enjoy-patton-oswalt
i-have-some-shorter-stories-coming-out-in-other-books-early-next-year-i-might-be-pitching-revamp-ghost-rider-in-spring-well-see-patton-oswalt
im-beyond-genre-drama-comedies-i-just-want-to-do-really-good-interesting-projects-patton-oswalt
is-it-bad-when-you-refer-to-all-alcohol-as-pain-go-byebye-juice-patton-oswalt
if-you-hit-midget-on-head-with-stick-he-turns-into-40-gold-coins-patton-oswalt
theres-something-kind-beautiful-about-that-pure-love-things-like-ill-show-that-i-love-thing-i-love-by-hating-everything-else-patton-oswalt
you-have-to-be-ruthless-with-yourself-in-terms-being-honest-about-what-is-working-what-is-not-patton-oswalt
we-need-conservatives-that-can-accept-gays-then-we-need-hippies-that-can-shave-bathe-patton-oswalt
the-kentucky-fried-chicken-corporation-made-bobble-head-me-sent-it-to-my-management-no-card-nothing-patton-oswalt
even-if-youre-popular-there-are-times-when-you-just-feel-like-youre-not-part-things-patton-oswalt
cheap-liquor-is-magic-potion-that-can-turn-you-into-puppet-cowboy-before-it-kills-you-patton-oswalt
i-fantasize-idealize-myself-as-bugs-bunny-but-i-know-deep-down-im-daffy-duck-patton-oswalt
george-bush-is-not-stupid-hes-evil-ok-theres-huge-difference-between-stupid-evil-patton-oswalt
i-had-romance-novel-inside-me-but-i-paid-three-sailors-to-beat-it-out-if-me-with-steel-pipes
having-enough-money-has-to-go-hand-in-hand-with-living-in-way-that-youre-not-being-slave-to-your-possessions
we-would-not-be-here-if-humanity-were-inherently-evil-wed-have-eaten-ourselves-alive-long-ago
knock-on-wood-my-groupies-tend-to-be-artistic-creative-people-sometimes-way-more-creative-than-i-am
i-like-to-write-i-like-to-do-stand-up-i-like-to-act
its-like-our-country-is-being-run-by-bunch-bad-alcoholic-dads-right-now
i-have-to-drink-this-much-to-be-as-unfunny-as-you
90-every-art-form-is-garbage-dance-stand-up-painting-music-focus-on-10-thats-good-suck-it-up-drive-on
i-think-right-now-is-best-time-for-stand-up-ever-i-sincerely-do
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