Ray Romano Quotes

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if-my-father-had-hugged-me-even-once-id-be-an-accountant-right-now
my-wife-gets-all-the-money-i-make-i-just-get-an-apple-and-clean-clothes-every-morning
i-feel-like-this-is-a-dream-and-i-apologize-for-how-i-dressed-some-of-you
i-do-know-its-important-to-keep-romantic-spark-alive-in-your-marriage-but-with-four-kids-sometimes-its-enough-just-to-keep-yourself-alive-ray-romano
my-kids-are-growing-up-its-hard-to-accept-they-are-their-own-person-theyre-independent-ray-romano
my-wife-said-to-me-i-hope-you-win-but-if-you-do-you-go-up-say-you-love-me-dont-think-it-makes-up-for-never-saying-it-when-were-alone-ray-romano
i-feel-like-this-is-dream-i-apologize-for-how-i-dressed-some-you-ray-romano
i-love-hitting-into-rough-because-it-gets-me-close-to-people-ray-romano
i-dont-know-if-i-will-do-that-i-love-standup-i-havent-given-it-up-ray-romano
i-love-standup-i-havent-given-it-up-ray-romano
having-children-is-like-living-in-frat-house-nobody-sleeps-everythings-broken-theres-lot-throwing-up-ray-romano
you-know-before-i-would-think-my-cab-driver-hates-me-now-i-think-my-limo-driver-hates-me-ray-romano
thats-one-thing-i-have-over-any-twentyoneyearold-proud-history-accumulated-neuroses-thats-game-in-which-im-da-man-ray-romano
the-best-comedy-i-feel-comes-in-drama-because-it-balances-each-other-out-ray-romano
nothing-like-little-chest-pain-to-restore-your-faith-ray-romano
after-raymond-there-was-this-big-feeling-what-do-i-do-next-ray-romano
you-know-tv-show-is-slow-build-ray-romano
if-i-have-sex-i-know-my-quarterly-estimated-taxes-must-be-due-and-if-its-oral-sex-i-know-its-time-to-renew-my-drivers-license-ray-romano
id-rather-be-in-las-vegas-104-degrees-than-new-york-90-degrees-you-know-why-legalized-prostitution-in-any-weather-that-takes-edge-off-ray-romano
why-cant-i-love-him-2-yr-old-nephew-from-afar-thats-how-i-want-to-love-him-through-pictures-folklore-ray-romano
my-daughters-tricycle-said-some-assembly-required-it-came-in-jar-ray-romano
my-wife-gets-jealous-she-came-home-from-work-was-mad-at-me-because-there-was-pretty-girl-on-bus-she-thought-i-would-have-liked-ray-romano
my-career-has-been-my-craziest-adventure-ray-romano
my-theory-has-always-been-that-everyone-in-show-business-is-there-because-they-were-deprived-some-attention-as-child-ray-romano
the-fact-that-they-let-me-in-movie-with-gene-hackman-has-left-me-with-no-faith-in-show-buisness-ray-romano
ill-be-spending-holidays-with-my-family-nothing-special-just-some-light-bickering-biting-sarcasm-ray-romano
whenever-i-get-down-about-life-going-by-too-quickly-what-helps-me-is-little-mantra-that-i-repeat-to-myself-at-least-im-not-fruit-fly-ray-romano
i-have-show-because-im-insecure-its-my-insecurity-that-makes-me-want-to-be-comic-that-makes-me-need-audience-ray-romano
i-have-this-mistress-show-business-ray-romano
the-only-thing-i-miss-from-sitcom-format-is-that-immediate-gratification-when-youre-if-were-talking-about-comedy-live-audience-ray-romano
mike-royce-i-have-always-had-success-writing-what-we-know-what-we-know-now-is-that-were-middleaged-neurotic-fat-ray-romano
i-dont-want-to-say-work-is-who-i-am-but-some-people-feel-more-centered-more-whole-when-theyre-producing-creating-ray-romano
whenever-i-walk-off-golf-course-i-thank-god-that-im-able-to-tell-joke-i-thank-god-im-good-at-something-ray-romano
i-still-feel-like-immature-idiot-inside-but-i-look-in-mirror-as-friend-mine-once-said-this-old-guy-keeps-getting-in-way-ray-romano
its-starting-to-feel-good-although-i-dont-like-feeling-too-good-thats-not-where-my-comedy-comes-from-ray-romano
my-joke-used-to-be-about-my-father-peter-boyle-that-anything-you-see-peter-boyle-do-on-tv-my-father-has-done-in-real-life-without-pants-on
i-dont-want-to-be-spokesman-for-family-values-but-thats-way-my-standup-is-perceived
when-youre-in-living-room-every-week-for-nine-years-as-one-character-its-hard-for-some-people-to-see-you-as-someone-else
youre-only-as-good-as-your-last-joke-your-last-show-your-last-whatever-the-confidence-is-there-but-underneath-there-is-always-insecurity
i-would-get-my-student-loans-get-money-register-never-really-go-it-was-system-i-thought-would-somehow-pan-out
it-seems-to-be-common-denominator-with-lot-comics-this-low-self-esteem-thing
i-like-doing-film-you-know-single-camera
ive-always-wondered-what-am-i-going-to-do-thats-important-with-these-stupid-jokes-that-i-tell
i-never-want-to-give-up-stand-up-because-i-still-get-thrill-out-it
i-just-go-to-work-come-home-and-my-wife-lets-me-throw-my-clothes-on-floor-she-doesnt-say-anything-i-must-be-making-some-money
you-dont-want-to-shock-them-do-something-totally-opposite-but-you-also-want-to-play-different-character
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