Red Buttons Quotes

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dinah-shore-wonderful-woman-dinah-formed-foundation-to-locate-missing-senior-citizens-by-putting-their-pictures-on-prune-juice-bottles-red-buttons
moshe-dayan-who-said-to-sammy-davis-jr-thats-funny-to-me-you-only-look-half-jewish-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
george-washington-who-said-to-his-father-dad-if-i-never-tell-i-lie-how-am-i-ever-gonna-become-president-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
george-burns-what-man-he-read-in-paper-that-it-takes-ten-dollars-year-to-support-kid-in-india-so-he-sent-his-kids-there-red-buttons
there-is-only-one-goal-thats-to-keep-working-keep-flossing-red-buttons
ponce-de-leon-who-said-when-he-discovered-fountain-youth-where-hell-are-paper-cups-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
simon-peter-who-embarrassed-other-disciples-at-last-supper-by-asking-for-seconds-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
elizabeth-taylor-has-big-heart-she-recently-built-halfway-house-for-girls-who-dont-want-to-go-all-way-red-buttons
king-henry-viii-who-said-to-his-lawyer-forget-alimony-ive-got-better-idea-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
bluebeard-who-said-to-scottland-yard-how-do-i-know-how-many-wives-ive-killed-im-not-accountant-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
pope-john-paul-iis-press-secretary-who-said-see-if-only-pope-were-italian-he-woulda-shot-back-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
ninety-isnt-old-youre-old-when-your-doctor-doesnt-xray-you-any-more-he-just-holds-you-up-to-light-red-buttons
dolly-parton-who-said-to-her-doctor-are-you-sure-its-chest-cold-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
the-puerto-rican-doctor-who-wrote-all-his-prescriptions-with-spray-paint-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
goliaths-mother-who-said-to-goliath-stop-running-around-with-david-youre-always-coming-home-stoned-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
captain-hooks-mother-who-said-to-little-hook-for-god-sakes-dont-scratch-it-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
alex-hailey-who-traced-his-roots-all-way-to-back-bus-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
dean-martins-greatgreatuncle-ebenezer-martin-who-said-to-eli-whitney-i-see-cotton-but-wheres-gin-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
joe-torre-who-switched-to-first-base-because-he-didnt-want-to-go-through-life-as-chicken-catcher-torre-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
billy-carter-who-asked-his-brother-jimmy-do-you-think-you-could-get-me-on-gong-show-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
george-w-bush-who-said-to-pope-john-paul-ii-give-us-visit-bring-missus-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
maid-marion-who-said-to-robin-hood-i-will-not-live-in-house-with-little-john-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
ben-hur-who-said-to-his-sister-ben-him-wed-better-swap-names-before-they-start-calling-me-ben-gay-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
vincent-van-gogh-who-said-to-hat-salesman-i-like-it-but-it-keeps-sliding-over-my-ear-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
jack-rippers-mother-who-said-to-jack-how-come-i-never-see-you-with-same-girl-twice-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
orville-wright-said-to-his-brother-wilbur-you-were-only-in-air-for-12-seconds-how-could-my-luggage-be-in-cleveland-red-buttons
eve-said-to-serpent-you-know-i-could-go-for-bit-to-eat-but-i-dont-know-you-from-adam-red-buttons
helen-troy-hooker-from-upstate-new-york-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
when-people-ask-me-if-dean-martin-drank-let-me-put-it-this-way-if-dracula-bit-dean-in-neck-hed-get-bloody-mary-red-buttons
steven-spielbergs-mother-who-said-to-et-i-dont-care-where-youre-from-youre-here-youre-gonna-get-bar-mitzvahed-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
alexander-graham-bells-wife-who-said-to-alex-on-their-wedding-night-your-three-minutes-are-up-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
where-else-but-in-america-can-poor-black-man-like-michael-jackson-grow-up-to-be-rich-white-woman-red-buttons
orson-welles-who-said-to-anita-bryant-stop-picketing-me-what-i-said-was-i-was-thespian-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
pliny-elder-who-when-rome-was-burning-requested-nero-to-play-you-picked-fine-time-to-leave-me-lucille-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
moses-who-said-to-children-israel-wear-your-galoshes-i-never-did-this-trick-before-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
dracula-who-said-while-they-drove-wooden-stake-into-his-heart-boy-i-sure-hope-this-is-heartburn-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
the-hunchback-notredame-who-said-to-his-tailor-irving-forget-slacks-please-work-on-blazer-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
john-wilkes-booth-who-said-sorry-i-thought-he-was-critic-never-got-dinner-red-buttons
i-am-always-joking-always-clowning-giving-helping
never-raise-your-hand-to-your-kids-it-leaves-your-groin-unprotected
then-there-was-cary-grant-he-spent-three-hours-week-in-hospitals-teaching-nervous-people-how-to-eat-jello
if-i-lose-show-business-ill-really-be-orphan
ill-tell-you-truth-i-wanted-to-leave-me-for-sid-caesar
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