Rita Rudner Quotes

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i-was-a-vegetarian-until-i-started-leaning-toward-the-sunlight
when-i-eventually-met-mr-right-i-had-no-idea-that-his-first-name-was-always
i-think-men-who-have-a-pierced-ear-are-better-prepared-for-marriage-theyve-experienced-pain-and-bought-jewelry
my-husband-and-i-are-either-going-to-buy-a-dog-or-have-a-child-we-cant-decide-whether-to-ruin-our-carpet-or-ruin-our-lives
men-who-have-a-pierced-ear-are-better-prepared-for-marriage-theyve-experienced-pain-and-bought-jewelry
i-love-being-married-its-so-great-to-find-that-one-special-person-you-want-to-annoy-for-the-rest-of-your-life
there-are-different-kinds-of-humor-some-is-sarcastic-some-introspective-introspective-fit-my-personality-better
i-was-going-to-have-cosmetic-surgery-until-i-noticed-that-the-doctors-office-was-full-of-portraits-by-picasso
some-people-think-having-large-breasts-makes-a-woman-stupid-actually-its-quite-the-opposite-a-woman-having-large-breasts-makes-men-stupid
weve-begun-to-long-for-the-pitterpatter-of-little-feet-so-we-bought-a-dog-well-its-cheaper-and-you-get-more-feet
i-wonder-if-other-dogs-think-poodles-are-members-of-a-weird-religious-cult
someday-i-want-to-be-rich-some-people-get-so-rich-they-lose-all-respect-for-humanity-thats-how-rich-i-want-to-be
a-man-will-go-to-war-fight-and-die-for-his-country-but-he-wont-get-a-bikini-wax
my-mother-is-such-a-lousy-cook-that-thanksgiving-at-her-house-is-a-time-of-sorrow
its-so-great-to-find-that-one-special-person-you-want-to-annoy-for-the-rest-of-your-life
i-know-i-want-to-have-children-while-my-parents-are-still-young-enough-to-take-care-of-them
you-know-the-oxygen-masks-on-airplanes-i-dont-think-theres-really-any-oxygen-i-think-theyre-just-to-muffle-the-screams
the-older-theory-was-marry-an-older-man-because-theyre-more-mature-but-the-new-theory-is-men-dont-mature-marry-a-younger-one
love-being-married-its-so-great-to-find-that-one-special-person-you-want-to-annoy-for-the-rest-of-your-life
some-people-get-so-rich-they-lose-all-respect-for-humanity-thats-how-rich-i-want-to-be
the-closest-i-ever-came-to-a-menageatrois-was-when-i-dated-a-schizophrenic
men-who-tell-you-they-read-the-ann-summers-catalogue-for-the-articles-are-lying
whenever-i-date-a-guy-i-think-is-this-the-man-i-want-my-children-to-spend-their-weekends-with
my-grandmother-was-a-very-tough-woman-she-buried-three-husbands-and-two-of-them-were-just-napping
men-forget-everything-women-remember-everything-thats-why-men-need-instant-replays-in-sports-theyve-already-forgotten-what-happened
men-like-phones-with-lots-buttons-it-makes-them-feel-important-rita-rudner
men-in-high-levels-government-seldom-surf-rita-rudner
my-father-was-never-friendly-when-i-was-growing-up-i-thought-doorbell-ringing-was-signal-to-pretend-you-werent-home-rita-rudner
most-women-are-introspective-am-i-in-love-am-i-emotionally-creatively-fulfilled-most-men-are-outrospective-did-my-team-win-hows-my-car-rita-rudner
if-your-husband-has-difficulty-getting-to-sleep-words-we-need-to-talk-about-our-relationship-may-help-rita-rudner
life-is-tough-enough-without-having-someone-kick-you-from-inside-rita-rudner
individuality-in-dressing-is-not-important-to-men-if-they-all-look-alike-it-means-they-havent-made-mistake-rita-rudner
i-read-recipes-same-way-i-read-science-fiction-i-get-to-end-say-to-myself-well-thats-not-going-to-happen-rita-rudner
a-good-place-to-meet-man-is-at-dry-cleaner-these-men-usually-have-jobs-bathe-rita-rudner
i-had-most-boring-office-job-in-world-i-used-to-clean-windows-on-envelopes-rita-rudner
i-dont-plan-to-grow-old-gracefully-i-plan-to-have-facelifts-until-my-ears-meet-rita-rudner
men-hate-to-lose-i-beat-my-husband-once-at-tennis-i-asked-him-will-we-ever-make-love-again-he-said-yes-but-not-with-each-other-rita-rudner
men-forget-everything-women-remember-everything-thats-why-men-need-instant-replay-in-sports-theyve-already-forgotten-whats-happened-rita-rudner
i-love-to-sleep-do-you-isnt-it-great-it-really-is-best-both-worlds-you-get-to-be-alive-unconscious-rita-rudner
men-who-write-love-letters-dont-live-in-this-century-rita-rudner
how-come-when-you-mix-water-flour-together-you-get-glue-then-you-add-eggs-sugar-you-get-cake-where-does-glue-go-rita-rudner
i-was-going-with-someone-for-few-years-but-we-broke-up-it-was-one-those-things-he-wanted-to-get-married-i-didnt-want-him-to-rita-rudner
we-live-in-los-angeles-where-you-are-expected-to-move-every-two-to-four-years-people-can-see-how-well-your-career-is-going-rita-rudner
men-are-confident-people-even-sixtyyearold-man-with-no-arms-thinks-he-could-play-in-super-bowl-if-he-had-to-rita-rudner
men-own-basketball-teams-every-year-cheerleaders-outfits-get-tighter-briefer-players-shorts-get-baggier-longer-rita-rudner
i-admire-pope-i-have-lot-respect-for-anyone-who-can-tour-without-album-rita-rudner
men-are-brave-enough-to-go-to-war-but-they-are-not-brave-enough-to-get-bikini-wax-rita-rudner
i-just-love-dogs-there-really-is-no-better-companion-than-animal-rita-rudner
men-have-easier-time-buying-bathing-suits-women-have-two-types-depressing-more-depressing-men-have-two-types-nerdy-not-nerdy-rita-rudner
blondes-have-more-fun-dont-they-they-must-how-many-brunettes-do-you-see-walking-down-street-with-blond-roots-rita-rudner
the-time-you-spend-grieving-over-man-should-never-exceed-amount-time-you-actually-spent-with-him-rita-rudner
men-do-cry-but-only-when-assembling-furniture-rita-rudner
i-had-teeth-that-stuck-out-far-i-used-to-eat-other-kids-candy-bars-by-accident-rita-rudner
going-out-to-eat-is-expensive-i-was-out-at-one-restaurant-they-didnt-have-prices-on-menu-just-faces-with-different-expressions-horror-rita-rudner
my-father-watched-football-with-sound-off-because-he-lived-in-fear-hearing-voice-howard-cosell-rita-rudner
when-four-more-men-get-together-they-talk-about-sports-rita-rudner
i-worry-about-las-vegas-schools-i-hear-in-math-they-only-teach-them-to-count-to-21-rita-rudner
men-who-can-eat-anything-they-want-not-gain-weight-should-do-it-out-sight-women-theyre-married-to-rita-rudner
after-youve-dated-someone-it-should-be-legal-to-stamp-them-with-whats-wrong-with-them-next-person-doesnt-have-to-start-from-scratch-rita-rudner
i-burned-sixty-calories-that-should-take-care-peanut-i-had-in-1962-rita-rudner
if-man-prepares-dinner-for-you-salad-contains-three-more-types-lettuce-he-is-serious-rita-rudner
i-dont-like-when-theres-too-much-conversation-because-im-shy-it-makes-me-uncomfortable-rita-rudner
los-angeles-is-transient-town-its-only-place-i-know-where-you-can-actually-rent-dog-rita-rudner
men-who-are-going-bald-often-wear-baseball-caps-rita-rudner
most-men-sitting-in-first-class-on-airplane-have-really-boring-jobs-rita-rudner
buying-something-on-sale-is-special-feeling-in-fact-less-i-pay-for-something-more-it-is-worth-to-me-rita-rudner
i-got-kicked-out-ballet-class-because-i-pulled-groin-muscle-it-wasnt-mine-rita-rudner
i-work-for-myself-which-is-fun-except-when-i-call-in-sick-i-know-im-lying-rita-rudner
i-knew-little-about-money-i-used-to-sign-my-check-love-rita-rita-rudner
if-you-like-easygoing-monogamous-men-stay-away-from-billionaires-rita-rudner
they-usually-have-two-tellers-in-my-local-bank-except-when-its-busy-when-they-have-one-rita-rudner
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