Roald Dahl Quotes

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a-person-is-a-fool-to-become-a-writer-his-only-compensation-is-absolute-freedom
life-is-more-fun-if-you-play-games
you-seemed-far-away-miss-honey-whispered-awestruck-oh-i-was-i-was-flying-past-stars-on-silver-wings-matilda-said-it-was-wonderful-roald-dahl
books-shouldnt-be-daunting-they-should-be-funny-exciting-wonderful-roald-dahl
come-right-up-close-to-me-i-will-show-you-something-wonderful-roald-dahl
if-you-are-good-life-is-good-roald-dahl
a-life-is-made-up-great-number-small-incidents-small-number-great-ones-roald-dahl
when-writing-about-oneself-one-must-strive-to-be-truthful-truth-is-more-important-than-modesty-roald-dahl
we-are-music-makers-we-are-dreamers-dreams-charlie-chocolate-factory-roald-dahl
a-stodgy-parent-is-no-fun-at-all-what-child-wants-deserves-is-parent-who-is-sparky-roald-dahl
having-power-is-not-nearly-as-important-as-what-you-choose-to-do-with-it-roald-dahl
do-you-know-what-breakfast-cereal-is-made-its-made-all-those-little-curly-wooden-shavings-you-find-in-pencil-sharpeners-roald-dahl
im-wondering-what-to-read-next-matilda-said-ive-finished-all-childrens-books-roald-dahl
i-cannot-for-life-me-understand-why-small-children-take-long-to-grow-up-i-think-they-do-it-deliberately-just-to-annoy-me-roald-dahl
it-is-most-unlikely-buthere-comes-big-butnot-impossible-roald-dahl
you-is-getting-nosier-than-parker-roald-dahl
im-afraid-men-are-not-always-quite-as-clever-as-they-think-they-are-you-will-learn-that-when-you-get-bit-older-my-girl-roald-dahl
what-sort-book-would-you-like-to-read-next-she-asked-roald-dahl
it-doesnt-matter-who-you-are-what-you-look-like-long-as-somebody-loves-you-roald-dahl
grown-ups-are-complicated-creatures-full-quirks-secrets-roald-dahl
children-should-never-have-baths-my-grandmother-said-its-dangerous-habit-i-agree-grandmamma-roald-dahl
if-you-have-good-thoughts-they-will-shine-out-your-face-like-sunbeams-you-will-always-look-lovely-roald-dahl
its-impossible-to-make-your-eyes-twinkle-if-you-arent-feeling-twinkly-yourself-roald-dahl
dont-gobblefunk-around-with-words-roald-dahl
truth-is-more-important-than-modesty-roald-dahl
England once there lived a big And wonderfully clever pig. To everybody it was plain That Piggy had a massive brain. He worked out sums inside his head, There was no book he hadn't read. He knew what made an airplane fly, He knew how engines worked and why. He knew all this, but in the end One question drove him round the bend: He simply couldn't puzzle out What LIFE was really all about. What was the reason for his birth? Why was he placed upon this earth? His giant brain went round and round. Alas, no answer could be found. Till suddenly one wondrous night. All in a flash he saw the light. He jumped up like a ballet dancer And yelled, "By gum, I've got the answer!" "They want my bacon slice by slice "To sell at a tremendous price! "They want my tender juicy chops "To put in all the butcher's shops! "They want my pork to make a roast "And that's the part'll cost the most! "They want my sausages in strings! "They even want my chitterlings! "The butcher's shop! The carving knife! "That is the reason for my life!" Such thoughts as these are not designed To give a pig great piece of mind. Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland, A pail of pigswill in his hand, And piggy with a mighty roar, Bashes the farmer to the floor... Now comes the rather grizzly bit So let's not make too much of it, Except that you must understand That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland, He ate him up from head to toe, Chewing the pieces nice and slow. It took an hour to reach the feet, Because there was so much to eat, And when he finished, Pig, of course, Felt absolutely no remorse. Slowly he scratched his brainy head And with a little smile he said, "I had a fairly powerful hunch "That he might have me for his lunch. "And so, because I feared the worst, "I thought I'd better eat him first.

Roald Dahl
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so-please-oh-please-we-beg-we-pray-go-throw-your-tv-set-away-in-its-place-you-can-install-lovely-bookcase-on-wall-roald-dahl
im-right-youre-wrong-im-big-youre-small-theres-nothing-you-can-do-about-it-roald-dahl
id-rather-be-fried-alive-eaten-by-mexicans-roald-dahl
we-are-all-great-deal-luckier-that-we-realize-we-usually-get-what-we-want-near-enough-roald-dahl
i-want-oompaloompa-screamed-veruca-roald-dahl
i-am-only-8-years-old-i-told-myself-no-little-boy-8-has-ever-murdered-anyone-its-not-possible-roald-dahl
titchy-little-snapperwhippers-like-you-should-not-be-higgling-around-with-old-sage-onions-who-is-hundreds-years-more-than-you-roald-dahl
prayers-were-held-in-assembly-hall-we-all-perched-in-rows-on-wooden-benches-while-teachers-sat-up-on-platform-in-armchairs-facing-us-roald-dahl
the-alexander-technique-works-i-recommend-it-enthusiastically-to-anyone-who-has-neck-pains-back-pain-roald-dahl
i-shot-down-some-german-planes-i-got-shot-down-myself-crashing-in-burst-flames-crawling-out-getting-rescued-by-brave-soldiers-roald-dahl
to-shipbrokers-coal-was-black-gold-roald-dahl
you-should-never-never-doubt-something-that-no-one-is-sure-roald-dahl
we-have-much-time-little-to-do-strike-that-reverse-it-roald-dahl
sex-is-like-nose-picking-its-fine-as-long-as-you-practice-it-yourself-but-its-disgusting-watching-someone-else-doing-it-roald-dahl
kindness-that-simple-word-to-be-kind-it-covers-everything-to-my-mind-if-youre-kind-thats-it-roald-dahl
oh-where-oh-where-had-snow-white-gone-shed-found-it-easy-being-pretty-to-hitch-ride-into-city-roald-dahl
the-books-transported-her-into-new-worlds-introduced-her-to-amazing-people-who-lived-exciting-lives-roald-dahl
nobody-gets-nervous-breakdown-heart-attack-from-selling-kerosene-to-gentle-country-folk-from-back-tanker-in-somerset-roald-dahl
when-i-was-2-we-moved-into-imposing-country-mansion-8-miles-west-cardiff-wales-roald-dahl
hooray-said-chief-army-lets-blow-everyone-up-bangbang-bangbang-roald-dahl
an-autobiography-is-book-person-writes-about-his-own-life-it-is-usually-full-all-sorts-boring-details-roald-dahl
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