Robert Orben Quotes

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happiness-is-a-very-small-desk-and-a-very-big-wastebasket
never-raise-your-hand-to-your-children-it-leaves-your-midsection-unprotected
every-day-i-get-up-and-look-through-the-forbes-list-of-the-richest-people-in-america-if-im-not-there-i-go-to-work
if-you-can-laugh-together-you-can-work-together
to-err-is-human-and-to-blame-it-on-a-computer-is-even-more-so
dont-think-of-it-as-failure-think-of-it-as-timereleased-success
quit-worrying-about-your-health-it-will-go-away
older-people-shouldnt-eat-health-food-they-need-all-the-preservatives-they-can-get
inflation-is-bringing-us-true-democracy-for-the-first-time-in-history-luxuries-and-necessities-are-selling-at-the-same-price
i-take-my-children-everywhere-but-they-always-find-their-way-back-home
humor-starts-like-a-wildfire-but-then-continues-on-smoldering-smoldering-for-years
every-morning-i-get-up-and-look-through-the-forbes-list-of-the-richest-people-in-america-if-im-not-there-i-go-to-work
life-was-a-lot-simpler-when-what-we-honored-was-father-and-mother-rather-than-all-major-credit-cards
love-is-so-confusing-you-tell-a-girl-she-looks-great-and-whats-the-first-thing-you-do-turn-out-the-lights
inflation-is-the-crabgrass-in-your-savings
theres-so-much-pollution-in-the-air-now-that-if-it-werent-for-our-lungs-thered-be-no-place-to-put-it-all
a-vacation-is-having-nothing-to-do-and-all-day-to-do-it-in
i-always-wondered-why-babies-spend-so-much-time-sucking-their-thumbs-then-i-tasted-baby-food
a-compliment-is-verbal-sunshine
more-than-ever-before-americans-are-suffering-from-back-problems-back-taxes-back-rent-back-auto-payments
illegal-aliens-have-always-been-a-problem-in-the-united-states-ask-any-indian
humor-is-most-honest-emotions-applause-for-speech-can-be-insincere-but-with-humor-if-audience-doesnt-like-it-theres-no-faking-it-robert-orben
it-may-be-way-cookie-crumbles-on-madison-avenue-but-in-hong-kong-its-way-egg-rolls-robert-orben
president-ford-used-humor-great-deal-robert-orben
its-amazing-how-important-your-job-is-when-you-want-day-off-how-unimportant-it-is-when-you-want-raise-robert-orben
never-raise-your-hand-to-your-children-it-leaves-your-midsection-unprotected-robert-orben
sometimes-i-get-feeling-whole-world-is-against-me-but-deep-down-i-know-thats-not-true-some-smaller-countries-are-neutral-robert-orben
every-speaker-has-mouth-an-arrangement-rather-neat-sometimes-its-filled-with-wisdom-sometimes-its-filled-with-feet-robert-orben
most-people-want-to-be-delivered-from-temptation-but-would-like-it-to-keep-in-touch-robert-orben
remember-days-when-you-let-your-child-have-some-chocolate-if-he-finished-his-cereal-now-chocolate-is-one-cereals-robert-orben
happiness-is-small-desk-big-wastebasket-robert-orben
waitll-next-year-is-favorite-cry-baseball-fans-football-fans-hockey-fans-gardeners-robert-orben
the-playboy-calendar-this-year-has-some-tiptop-models-any-more-top-theyd-tip-robert-orben
its-awful-thing-to-grow-old-by-yourself-my-wife-hasnt-had-birthday-in-seven-years-robert-orben
i-may-be-forty-but-every-morning-when-i-get-up-i-feel-like-twentyyearold-unfortunately-theres-never-one-around-robert-orben
i-had-terrible-fight-with-my-wife-on-new-years-eve-she-called-me-procrastinator-so-i-finished-addressing-christmas-cards-left-robert-orben
do-you-realize-that-in-past-sixty-years-only-foreigners-french-have-been-able-to-drive-out-are-american-tourists-robert-orben
an-economist-is-someone-who-knows-all-answers-to-last-years-questions-robert-orben
as-much-as-we-admire-all-characteristics-ronald-reagan-as-soon-as-something-goes-wrong-people-will-hate-those-same-characteristics-robert-orben
sociologists-say-that-going-to-movies-is-bonding-experience-it-probably-has-to-do-with-way-you-feet-stick-to-floor-robert-orben
i-understand-big-food-companies-are-developing-tearless-onion-i-think-they-can-do-it-after-all-theyve-already-given-us-tasteless-bread-robert-orben
thanks-to-modern-medicine-we-are-no-longer-forced-to-endure-prolonged-pain-disease-discomfort-wealth-robert-orben
you-wouldnt-want-alan-greenspan-to-write-instructions-for-assembling-beach-chair-robert-orben
i-should-warn-you-that-underneath-these-clothes-im-wearing-boxer-shorts-i-know-how-to-use-them-robert-orben
to-reduce-stress-avoid-excitement-spend-more-time-with-your-spouse-robert-orben
there-are-days-when-it-takes-all-youve-got-just-to-keep-up-with-losers-robert-orben
did-you-hear-about-woman-who-sent-out-40000-valentine-cards-doused-in-perfume-signed-guess-who-shes-divorce-lawyer-robert-orben
sports-like-baseball-basketball-hockey-develop-muscles-thats-why-americans-have-strongest-eyes-in-world-robert-orben
summit-meetings-tend-to-be-like-panda-matings-the-expectations-are-always-high-results-usually-disappointing-robert-orben
a-toast-to-weapons-war-may-they-rust-in-peace-robert-orben
did-you-ever-see-that-painting-mona-lisa-it-always-reminds-me-reporter-listening-to-politician-robert-orben
noise-pollution-is-relative-thing-in-city-its-jet-plane-taking-off-in-monastery-its-pen-that-scratches-robert-orben
economists-can-certainly-disappoint-you-one-said-that-economy-would-turn-up-by-last-quarter-well-im-down-to-mine-it-hasnt-robert-orben
realists-know-where-theyre-going-dreamers-have-already-been-there-robert-orben
the-next-time-you-feel-like-complaining-remember-that-your-garbage-disposal-probably-eats-better-than-30-percent-people-in-world-robert-orben
these-detective-series-on-tv-always-end-at-precisely-right-momentafter-criminal-is-arrested-before-court-turns-him-loose-robert-orben
the-best-birthdays-all-are-those-that-havent-arrived-yet-robert-orben
for-fathers-day-my-kids-always-give-me-bottle-cologne-called-english-leather-its-appropriate-to-them-i-always-smell-like-wallet-robert-orben
i-value-people-with-conscience-its-like-beeper-from-god-robert-orben
they-say-kids-today-dont-know-value-dollar-they-certainly-do-know-value-dollar-thats-why-they-ask-for-five-robert-orben
im-beginning-to-wonder-about-my-broker-yesterday-i-told-him-to-buy-hundred-shares-att-he-said-would-you-spell-that-robert-orben
when-we-laugh-we-temporarily-give-ourselves-over-to-person-who-makes-us-laugh-robert-orben
id-be-surprised-if-ronald-reagan-doesnt-run-again-to-us-its-second-term-to-him-its-double-feature-robert-orben
the-chance-to-be-seen-as-warm-witty-guy-is-too-good-opportunity-for-politician-to-miss-robert-orben
a-compliment-is-verbal-sunshine-robert-orben
spring-is-gods-way-saying-one-more-time-robert-orben
have-you-noticed-when-you-go-on-diet-first-thing-you-lose-is-your-temper-robert-orben
the-true-test-humility-is-whether-you-can-say-grace-before-eating-crow-robert-orben
if-you-can-get-someone-to-laugh-with-you-they-will-be-more-willing-to-identify-with-you-listen-to-you-it-parts-waters-robert-orben
i-dont-see-why-religion-science-cant-cooperate-whats-wrong-with-using-computer-to-count-our-blessings-robert-orben
planned-obsolescence-is-not-really-new-concept-god-used-it-with-people-robert-orben
i-feel-that-if-god-had-really-wanted-us-to-have-enough-oil-he-would-never-have-given-us-department-energy-robert-orben
time-flies-its-up-to-you-to-be-navigator
most-people-would-like-to-be-delivered-from-temptation-but-would-like-it-to-keep-in-touch
what-bothers-me-about-tv-is-that-it-tends-to-take-our-minds-off-our-minds
with-my-luck-if-i-ever-invested-in-general-motors-theyd-bust-it-to-corporal
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