Ronnie Barker Quotes

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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. -Ronnie Barker
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. -Ronnie Barker
In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. -Ronnie Barker
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world. -Ronnie Barker
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television. -Ronnie Barker
It's better to make people laugh than cry. -Ronnie Barker
Don't just crit their siticising. -Ronnie Barker
We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. -Ronnie Barker
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