Roseanne Barr Quotes

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as-a-housewife-i-feel-that-if-the-kids-are-still-alive-when-my-husband-gets-home-from-work-then-hey-ive-done-my-job
im-not-going-to-vacuum-til-sears-makes-one-you-can-ride-on
the-thing-women-have-got-to-learn-is-that-nobody-gives-you-power-you-just-take-it
its-okay-to-be-fat-so-youre-fat-just-be-fat-and-shut-up-about-it
i-know-how-to-do-anythingim-a-mom
my-husband-and-i-didnt-sign-a-prenuptial-agreement-we-signed-a-mutual-suicide-pact
i-thank-god-for-creating-gay-men-because-if-it-wasnt-for-them-us-fat-women-would-have-no-one-to-dance-with
theres-a-lot-more-to-being-a-woman-than-being-a-mother-but-theres-a-hell-a-lot-more-to-being-a-mother-than-most-people-suspect
my-real-life-is-funnier-than-anything-on-tv-roseanne-barr
half-worlds-starving-other-half-is-trying-to-lose-weight-roseanne-barr
im-not-politician-i-think-that-uniquely-qualifies-me-to-become-president-us-roseanne-barr
excuse-mess-but-we-live-here-roseanne-barr
men-read-maps-better-than-women-because-only-men-can-understand-concept-inch-equaling-hundred-miles-roseanne-barr
to-expect-life-to-treat-you-good-is-foolish-as-hoping-bull-wont-hit-you-because-you-are-vegetarian-roseanne-barr
the-most-outthere-thing-im-saying-is-dont-have-babies-dont-get-married-have-kids-have-larger-life-than-that-roseanne-barr
i-figure-when-my-husband-comes-home-from-work-if-kids-are-still-alive-then-ive-done-my-job-roseanne-barr
i-was-completely-nuts-for-most-my-life-roseanne-barr
i-consider-myself-to-be-apretty-good-judge-people-thats-why-i-dont-like-any-them-roseanne-barr
were-not-meant-to-be-parents-when-were-50-roseanne-barr
theyve-said-roseannes-nuts-for-years-now-im-going-to-make-that-reality-im-all-about-nuts-now-macadamia-nuts-roseanne-barr
i-have-great-parents-they-both-taught-me-great-things-but-my-formative-years-were-boundaryless-roseanne-barr
you-may-marry-man-your-dreams-ladies-but-fourteen-years-later-youre-married-to-couch-that-burps-roseanne-barr
i-meditate-i-know-how-to-find-peaceful-place-within-to-be-calm-peaceful-roseanne-barr
have-you-heard-about-women-who-stabbed-her-husband-37-times-i-admire-her-restraint-roseanne-barr
everything-on-this-earth-right-now-is-about-labor-slavery-war-is-only-american-export-left-that-anyone-wants-to-buy-roseanne-barr
i-have-five-kids-from-three-marriages-i-come-from-trailer-park-my-sister-brother-are-both-gay-i-have-multiple-personalities-roseanne-barr
adults-in-free-country-should-be-able-to-smoke-joint-if-they-want-to-roseanne-barr
i-hate-every-human-being-on-earth-i-feel-that-everyone-is-beneath-me-i-feel-they-should-all-worship-me-thats-what-i-told-my-kids-roseanne-barr
i-think-i-should-be-here-alone-to-rethink-world-i-do-i-want-these-lesser-humans-gone-roseanne-barr
the-day-i-worry-about-cleaning-my-house-is-day-sears-comes-out-with-riding-vacuum-cleaner-roseanne-barr
women-are-cursed-men-are-proof-roseanne-barr
honestly-lot-human-etiquette-i-learned-in-life-i-learned-from-like-thankyou-notes-dating-jimmy-kimmel-roseanne-barr
i-loved-work-i-loved-pouring-myself-into-work-you-know-it-was-real-life-that-i-had-trouble-with-roseanne-barr
and-you-know-i-liked-writing-humor-well-i-should-say-i-wanted-to-write-seriously-but-it-kept-turning-funny-roseanne-barr
a-lot-times-nerds-are-really-artists-listening-to-beat-another-drummer-roseanne-barr
i-remember-performing-on-punk-stage-with-no-mic-in-middle-mosh-pit-my-act-was-called-how-to-be-domestic-goddess-roseanne-barr
illiteracy-is-huge-problem-in-america-one-in-three-adults-in-our-country-is-illiterate-roseanne-barr
i-am-woman-therefore-i-am-problem-solver-roseanne-barr
us-needs-to-fix-up-its-election-system-that-votes-are-fairly-counted-electoral-college-is-removed-roseanne-barr
im-either-mentally-ill-jewish-i-cant-sometimes-tell-difference-roseanne-barr
i-loved-comedy-all-my-life-i-think-its-real-powerful-art-form-roseanne-barr
the-real-truth-is-i-just-want-to-keep-voice-dissent-alive-in-all-our-elections-i-dont-really-want-to-hang-out-with-politicians-roseanne-barr
diets-are-temporary-solution-to-permanent-problem-roseanne-barr
my-husband-says-roseanne-dont-you-think-we-ought-to-talk-about-our-sexual-problems-like-im-gonna-turn-off-wheel-fortune-for-that-roseanne-barr
there-isnt-problem-on-this-earth-that-doughnut-cannot-make-better-roseanne-barr
one-first-things-i-bought-when-i-made-roseanne-show-money-was-farm-in-iowa-roseanne-barr
imitation-is-sincerest-form-show-business-roseanne-barr
nobody-wanted-roseanne-show-i-heard-from-agents-that-there-was-no-interest-in-show-about-fat-woman-her-family-roseanne-barr
a-lot-men-are-impotent-its-sad-how-many-you-are-impotent-i-see-cant-get-your-arms-up-either-roseanne-barr
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