S. J. Perelman Quotes

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Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
learning-is-what-most-adults-will-do-for-a-living-in-the-21st-century
he-bit-his-lip-in-a-manner-which-immediately-awakened-my-maternal-sympathy-and-i-helped-him-bite-it
im-half-scotchirish-on-both-sides-when-i-lose-my-temperbrother-i-go-s-j-perelman
i-found-pearl-orient-slightly-less-exciting-than-rainy-sunday-evening-in-rochester-s-j-perelman
in-france-marcel-said-with-wintry-dignity-accidents-occur-in-bedroom-not-kitchen-s-j-perelman
a-farm-is-irregular-patch-nettles-bounded-by-shortterm-notes-containing-fool-his-wife-who-didnt-know-enough-to-stay-in-city-s-j-perelman
in-my-more-pompous-moments-i-like-to-think-myself-as-writer-rather-than-humorist-but-i-suppose-thats-merely-vanity-advancing-age-s-j-perelman
i-tried-to-resist-his-overtures-but-he-plied-me-with-symphonies-quartets-chamber-music-cantatas-s-j-perelman
tomatoes-squash-never-fail-to-reach-maturity-you-can-spray-them-with-acid-beat-them-with-sticks-burn-them-they-love-it-s-j-perelman
santa-barbara-people-are-conservativenot-like-in-la-where-everybody-wears-rhinestones-on-their-glasses-to-show-that-they-own-airplane-factory-s-j-perelman
i-cannot-recall-more-engaging-passage-in-fiction-ive-been-trying-for-almost-eighteen-seconds-s-j-perelman
this-medal-national-book-award-together-with-my-american-express-card-will-identify-me-worldwide-except-at-bloomingdales-s-j-perelman
there-is-such-thing-as-too-much-couth-s-j-perelman
if-at-close-business-each-evening-i-myself-can-understand-what-ive-written-i-feel-day-hasnt-been-totally-wasted-s-j-perelman
fate-was-dealing-from-bottom-deck
the-fact-is-that-all-us-have-only-one-personality-we-wring-it-out-like-dishtowel-you-are-what-you-are
id-horsewhip-you-if-i-had-horse
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