Sarah Silverman Quotes

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well-im-not-afraid-to-say-something-if-i-think-its-funny-even-if-its-harsh-or-racist
but-i-think-you-can-make-fun-of-anything-as-long-as-its-funny-enough
some-people-say-my-humor-focuses-too-much-on-stereotypes-it-doesnt-it-focuses-on-facts
it-shows-the-truth-that-the-real-meaning-of-a-word-is-only-as-powerful-or-harmless-as-the-emotion-behind-it
you-have-to-be-able-to-laugh-at-yourself-thats-what-i-tell-asian-people-all-the-time
this-is-crazy-donald-when-i-see-the-prices-at-the-mall-i-just-want-to-vomit
i-was-going-to-get-an-abortion-the-other-day-i-totally-wanted-an-abortion-and-it-turns-out-i-was-just-thirsty
ill-tell-you-why-we-make-fun-of-midgets-were-not-afraid-of-them
i-say-im-sorry-it-usually-disarms-them
growing-up-i-always-loved-disney-movies-but-first-movie-i-remember-seeing-is-sleepers-i-wasnt-really-taken-to-childrens-movies-sarah-silverman
i-dont-think-half-my-stuff-would-be-funny-if-audience-didnt-feel-at-least-little-bit-safe-that-its-not-how-i-truly-feel-sarah-silverman
guess-what-martin-luther-king-i-had-expletive-dream-too-sarah-silverman
its-not-cold-in-here-youre-just-dying-sarah-silverman
great-news-if-you-quit-being-cunty-whole-world-will-stop-being-against-you-sarah-silverman
nothing-seems-crazy-when-youre-used-to-it-sarah-silverman
i-am-diagnosed-with-not-having-enough-insanelyaddictive-drugs-coursing-through-my-body-sarah-silverman
i-am-39-years-old-i-still-wake-up-every-morning-really-excited-i-dont-have-to-go-to-school-sarah-silverman
i-didnt-lose-my-virginity-until-i-was-twentysix-nineteen-vaginally-but-twentysix-what-my-boyfriend-calls-real-way-sarah-silverman
jews-black-people-any-people-who-are-hated-who-have-suffered-either-as-individuals-as-people-use-humour-it-is-survival-skill-sarah-silverman
in-big-picture-life-has-gap-in-it-it-just-does-you-dont-go-crazy-trying-to-fill-it-sarah-silverman
i-never-want-to-be-in-position-where-i-have-to-defend-my-material-its-too-subjective-its-for-other-people-to-defend-not-defend-sarah-silverman
and-were-just-all-made-molecules-were-hurtling-through-space-right-now-sarah-silverman
i-dont-get-this-shitty-attitude-that-only-gays-should-care-about-gay-issues-only-women-should-care-about-womens-issues-sarah-silverman
strippers-should-be-rolemodels-for-little-girls-if-only-for-fact-that-they-wax-their-assholes-sarah-silverman
i-think-when-youre-25-youre-still-finding-yourself-you-should-have-freedom-that-sarah-silverman
i-was-raped-by-doctor-which-is-you-know-bittersweet-for-jewish-girl-sarah-silverman
id-love-to-do-drama-if-it-was-interesting-sarah-silverman
im-total-onehour-drama-addict-i-think-when-youre-comedian-you-tend-towards-dramas-because-thats-less-stressful-thing-to-watch-sarah-silverman
jesus-is-magic-because-he-turned-water-into-wine-i-think-he-made-statue-liberty-disappear-in-80s-something-sarah-silverman
that-still-feels-like-most-accurate-description-i-felt-homesick-but-i-was-home-sarah-silverman
relations-between-black-white-would-be-greatly-improved-if-we-were-more-accepting-our-fears-our-feelings-more-vocal-about-it-sarah-silverman
i-dont-want-to-be-facilitator-for-other-funny-people-it-doesnt-seem-smart-for-me-to-be-in-comedy-not-be-funny-my-spirit-cant-take-it-sarah-silverman
i-started-out-in-clubs-ive-always-liked-clubs-i-like-theaters-because-people-are-there-for-show-sarah-silverman
as-soon-as-women-gets-to-age-where-she-has-opinions-shes-vital-shes-strong-shes-systematically-shamed-into-hiding-under-rock-sarah-silverman
when-youre-comic-its-like-being-born-gay-its-what-you-want-to-do-every-night-when-your-other-friends-are-out-at-night-going-to-parties-sarah-silverman
i-dont-wanna-be-labeled-as-straight-labeled-as-gay-i-just-want-people-to-look-at-me-see-me-as-white-sarah-silverman
i-gave-him-compliment-all-right-i-told-him-he-probably-wouldve-made-like-really-expensive-slave-in-like-in-oldentimey-days-sarah-silverman
i-just-look-like-transvestite-when-i-try-to-dress-up-theres-no-place-to-hide-my-balls-sarah-silverman
i-enjoy-last-quarter-all-basketball-games-sarah-silverman
summer-camp-second-worst-camp-for-jews-sarah-silverman
i-hope-jews-did-kill-christ-id-do-it-again-in-second-sarah-silverman
i-love-making-videos-on-my-couch-you-can-put-those-on-internet-fast-i-can-express-myself-sarah-silverman
when-god-gives-you-aids-god-does-give-you-aids-by-way-make-lemonaids-sarah-silverman
this-is-aids-aids-is-as-real-as-egg-sarah-silverman
if-we-can-send-person-to-moon-we-can-send-someone-with-aids-to-moon-then-someday-we-can-send-everybody-with-aids-to-moon-sarah-silverman
if-you-take-shower-with-your-boyfriend-i-guarantee-by-time-you-step-out-that-shower-your-breasts-will-be-sparkling-clean-sarah-silverman
we-need-to-stop-telling-girls-they-can-be-anything-they-want-when-they-grow-up-because-it-would-have-never-occurred-to-them-that-they-couldnt-sarah-silverman
i-was-going-to-get-abortion-other-dayi-totally-wanted-abortionand-it-turns-out-i-was-just-thirsty-sarah-silverman
anything-television-trivia-im-good-at-but-when-youre-on-your-couch-youre-really-good-at-it-but-when-youre-standing-there-its-probably-scary-sarah-silverman
earlier-in-my-career-i-was-really-tight-really-together-knew-who-i-was-i-was-confident-i-kind-feel-in-between-now-sarah-silverman
when-youre-bed-wetter-theres-only-one-group-people-you-can-feel-better-than-bed-shitters-unfortunately-theyre-hard-to-come-by-sarah-silverman
theyve-got-great-parents-im-just-trying-to-be-fun-uncle
i-dont-set-out-to-offend-shock-but-i-also-dont-do-anything-to-avoid-it
i-still-have-highs-lows-maybe-i-dont-cry-salty-tears-as-much
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