Scott Adams Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
remind-people-that-profit-is-the-difference-between-revenue-and-expense-this-makes-you-look-smart
remember-theres-no-such-thing-as-a-small-act-of-kindness-every-act-creates-a-ripple-with-no-logical-end
creativity-is-allowing-yourself-to-make-mistakes-art-is-knowing-which-ones-to-keep
the-only-risk-of-failure-is-promotion
nothing-inspires-forgiveness-quite-like-revenge
you-can-change-only-what-people-know-not-what-they-do
there-are-very-few-personal-problems-that-cannot-be-solved-through-a-suitable-application-of-high-explosives
engineers-like-to-solve-problems-if-there-are-no-problems-handily-available-they-will-create-their-own-problems
creativity-is-allowing-oneself-to-make-mistakes-art-is-knowing-which-ones-to-keep
you-can-never-underestimate-the-stupidity-of-the-general-public
the-creator-of-the-universe-works-in-mysterious-ways-but-he-uses-a-base-ten-counting-system-and-likes-round-numbers
consultants-have-credibility-because-they-are-not-dumb-enough-to-work-at-your-company
normal-people-believe-that-if-it-aint-broke-dont-fix-it-engineers-believe-that-if-it-aint-broke-it-doesnt-have-enough-features-yet
never-base-your-budget-requests-on-realistic-assumptions-as-this-could-lead-to-a-decrease-in-your-funding
all-vendor-demos-are-boring-its-the-law-i-think
as-a-rule-anything-in-a-binder-has-very-little-value-except-as-building-material
technology-no-place-for-wimps
and-bring-me-a-hard-copy-of-the-internet-so-i-can-do-some-serious-surfing
if-a-jobs-worth-doing-its-too-hard
your-business-clothes-are-naturally-attracted-to-staining-liquids-this-attraction-is-strongest-just-before-important-meeting-scott-adams
we-know-goats-are-imported-because-they-dont-speak-english-scott-adams
intelligence-is-measure-how-well-you-function-within-your-level-awareness-scott-adams
life-is-half-delicious-yogurt-half-crap-your-job-is-to-keep-plastic-spoon-in-yogurt-scott-adams
the-best-you-can-hope-for-in-this-life-is-that-your-delusions-are-benign-your-compulsions-have-utility-scott-adams
god-designs-peoples-emotions-you-fall-in-love-with-people-who-in-return-wouldnt-even-use-your-hollowedout-skull-for-spittoon-scott-adams
be-careful-that-what-you-write-does-not-offend-anybody-cause-problems-within-company-the-safest-approach-is-to-remove-all-useful-information-scott-adams
if-free-will-exists-why-do-tallest-candidates-with-best-hair-usually-win-elections-scott-adams
the-computer-cuts-my-production-time-in-half-i-love-it-scott-adams
if-you-havent-already-told-your-kids-dont-fellate-president-then-youre-probably-bad-parent-scott-adams
the-first-time-you-see-something-that-you-have-never-seen-before-you-almost-always-know-right-away-if-you-should-eat-it-run-away-from-it-scott-adams
if-i-liked-food-disliked-exercise-as-much-as-400-pound-guy-id-be-400-pound-guy-scott-adams
you-can-never-underestimate-stupidity-general-public-scott-adams
you-should-always-stay-in-character-dont-go-up-to-your-friends-say-whats-up-scott-adams
i-love-you-like-fat-kid-loves-cake-scott-adams
the-cheesecake-factory-is-great-business-model-but-if-you-take-your-wife-there-for-your-25th-wedding-anniversary-you-might-not-reach-your-26th-scott-adams
dance-like-it-hurts-love-like-you-need-money-work-when-people-are-watching-dogberts-motto-scott-adams
its-funny-move-scott-adams
when-you-find-big-kettle-crazy-its-best-not-to-stir-it-scott-adams
the-best-things-in-life-are-silly-scott-adams
certainly-hes-touched-my-life-fact-that-hes-gotten-better-was-able-to-play-again-makes-me-realize-that-what-i-do-makes-difference-scott-adams
losers-have-goals-winners-have-systems-scott-adams
if-you-want-to-understand-ufos-reincarnation-god-do-not-study-ufos-reincarnation-god-study-people-scott-adams
i-had-several-different-bosses-during-early-years-dilbert-they-were-all-pretty-sure-i-was-mocking-someone-else-scott-adams
he-was-deader-than-shrunken-head-at-hackey-sack-festival-scott-adams
the-world-isnt-fair-but-as-long-as-its-tilting-in-my-direction-i-find-that-theres-natural-cap-to-my-righteous-indignation-scott-adams
one-way-to-compensate-for-tiny-brain-is-to-pretend-to-be-dead-scott-adams
your-inability-to-see-other-possibilities-your-lack-vocabulary-are-your-brains-limits-not-universes-scott-adams
beware-advice-successful-people-they-do-not-seek-company-scott-adams
lately-only-thing-keeping-me-from-being-serial-killer-is-my-distaste-for-manual-labor-scott-adams
a-matador-is-guy-who-didnt-have-enough-people-skills-to-be-promoted-to-serial-killer-scott-adams
man-is-game-playing-animal-computer-is-another-way-to-play-games-scott-adams
as-long-as-there-are-annoying-people-in-world-i-wont-run-out-material-scott-adams
your-best-work-involves-timing-if-someone-wrote-best-hip-hop-song-all-time-in-middle-ages-he-had-bad-timing-scott-adams
there-are-few-personal-problems-that-cannot-be-solved-through-suitable-application-high-explosives-scott-adams
as-fan-im-distraught-but-as-cartoonist-looking-at-new-vacant-spaces-in-2400-newspapers-well-behind-me-my-cats-are-dancing-conga-line-scott-adams
the-ability-to-work-hard-make-sacrifices-comes-naturally-to-those-who-know-exactly-what-they-want-scott-adams