Stephen Colbert Quotes

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in-order-to-maintain-an-untenable-position-you-have-to-be-actively-ignorant-one-motto-on-the-show-is-keep-your-facts-im-going-with-the-truth
believe-in-me-cause-i-dont-believe-in-anything-and-i-wanna-be-someone-to-believe
when-the-president-decides-something-on-monday-he-still-believes-it-on-wednesday-no-matter-what-happened-tuesday
as-god-said-to-job-checkmate
i-cant-prove-it-but-i-can-say-it
now-we-all-know-that-fidel-castro-dressed-up-like-marilyn-monroe-and-gave-jfk-a-case-of-syphilis-so-bad-it-eventually-blew-out-the-back-of-his-head
god-works-in-mysterious-ways-but-at-least-he-works-hes-never-on-welfare-in-a-mysterious-way
i-dont-trust-books-theyre-all-fact-and-no-heart
speak-from-balls-not-from-diaphram-stephen-colbert
its-no-surprise-i-am-addicted-to-all-republican-presidential-candidates-they-are-like-crack-in-that-they-will-devastate-black-communities-stephen-colbert
sure-integrating-schools-may-sound-benign-but-whats-use-living-in-gated-community-if-my-kids-go-to-school-get-poor-all-over-them-stephen-colbert
contrary-to-what-people-may-say-theres-no-upper-limit-to-stupidity-stephen-colbert
the-lead-singer-creed-says-he-wont-endorse-president-obama-well-that-settles-it-obama-will-not-win-1998-presidential-election-stephen-colbert
naturally-us-trails-in-gold-medals-because-every-time-we-win-one-we-hand-it-over-to-chinese-to-pay-off-our-debt-stephen-colbert
shamelessness-is-wonderful-part-character-stephen-colbert
i-hope-you-all-had-wonderful-thanksgiving-or-as-its-known-to-native-americans-sarcastic-youre-welcomesgiving-stephen-colbert
all-dogs-go-to-heaven-sorry-kids-its-only-dogs-whove-accepted-christ-stephen-colbert
in-beginning-god-created-heaven-earth-sorry-darwinhuggers-but-its-not-in-beginning-monkey-evolutioned-gay-marriage-stephen-colbert
warning-i-may-contain-more-than-trace-amount-nut-stephen-colbert
when-president-decides-something-on-monday-he-still-believes-it-on-wednesday-no-matter-what-happened-tuesday-stephen-colbert
president-bush-have-hot-dog-with-me-stephen-colbert
i-dont-like-new-president-who-hunts-muslim-extremists-i-like-old-president-who-is-muslim-extremist-stephen-colbert
one-dayi-might-be-able-to-tell-my-grandkids-i-interviewed-last-president-united-states-stephen-colbert
i-may-not-agree-with-what-you-have-to-say-but-i-will-fight-you-to-death-for-right-to-fight-you-to-death-stephen-colbert
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