Stephen Leacock Quotes

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it-may-be-those-who-do-most-dream-most
many-a-man-in-love-with-a-dimple-makes-the-mistake-of-marrying-the-whole-girl
it-takes-a-good-deal-of-physical-courage-to-ride-a-horse-this-however-i-have-i-get-it-at-about-forty-cents-a-flask-and-take-it-as-required
i-am-a-great-believer-in-luck-and-i-find-the-harder-i-work-the-more-i-have-of-it
personally-i-would-sooner-have-written-alice-in-wonderland-than-the-whole-encyclopedia-britannica
advertising-the-science-of-arresting-the-human-intelligence-long-enough-to-get-money-from-it
men-are-able-to-trust-one-another-knowing-the-exact-degree-of-dishonesty-they-are-entitled-to-expect
its-called-political-economy-because-it-is-has-nothing-to-do-with-either-politics-or-economy
many-a-man-in-love-with-a-dimple-makes-a-mistake-of-marrying-the-whole-girl
newspapermen-learn-to-call-a-murderer-an-alleged-murderer-and-the-king-of-england-the-alleged-king-of-england-to-avoid-libel-suits
a-sportsman-is-a-man-who-every-now-and-then-simply-has-to-get-out-and-kill-something
the-attempt-to-make-the-consumption-of-beer-criminal-is-as-silly-and-as-futile-as-if-you-passed-a-law-to-send-a-man-to-jail-for-eating-cucumber-salad
there-is-no-doubt-that-many-things-in-life-come-to-usat-backrounds-to-speak-happiness-is-one-them-stephen-leacock
its-lie-but-heaven-will-forgive-you-for-it-stephen-leacock
golf-may-be-played-on-sunday-not-being-game-within-view-law-but-being-form-moral-effort-stephen-leacock
advertising-a-judicious-mixture-flattery-threats-stephen-leacock
i-detest-lifeinsurance-agents-they-always-argue-that-i-shall-some-day-die-which-is-not-stephen-leacock
if-every-day-in-life-school-could-be-last-day-but-one-there-would-be-little-fault-to-find-with-it-stephen-leacock
the-great-man-walks-across-his-century-leaves-marks-his-feet-all-over-it-ripping-out-dates-on-his-goloshes-as-he-passes-stephen-leacock
astronomy-teaches-correct-use-sun-planets-stephen-leacock
humour-in-its-highest-reach-mingles-with-pathos-it-voices-sorrow-for-our-human-lot-reconciliation-with-it-stephen-leacock
a-sportsman-is-man-who-every-now-then-simply-has-to-get-out-kill-something-stephen-leacock
the-classics-are-only-primitive-literature-they-belong-to-same-class-as-primitive-machinery-primitive-music-primitive-medicine-stephen-leacock
the-victorians-needed-parody-without-it-their-literature-would-have-been-rank-weedy-growth-overwatered-with-tears-stephen-leacock
most-people-can-tire-lecture-in-fifteen-minutes-clever-people-can-do-it-in-five-sensible-people-dont-go-to-lectures-at-all-stephen-leacock
it-was-einstein-who-made-real-trouble-he-announced-in-1905-that-there-was-no-such-thing-as-absolute-rest-after-that-there-never-was-stephen-leacock
when-actors-begin-to-think-its-time-for-change-they-are-not-fitted-for-it-stephen-leacock
being-specialist-is-one-thing-getting-job-is-another-stephen-leacock
on-same-bill-on-same-side-it-there-should-not-be-two-charges-for-same-thing-stephen-leacock
newspapermen-learn-to-call-murderer-alleged-murderer-king-england-alleged-king-england-in-order-to-avoid-libel-suits-stephen-leacock
in-point-morals-average-woman-is-even-for-business-too-crooked-stephen-leacock
humor-may-be-defined-as-kindly-contemplation-incongruities-life-artistic-expression-thereof-stephen-leacock
there-are-two-things-in-ordinary-conversation-which-ordinary-people-dislike-information-wit-stephen-leacock
the-landlady-boardinghouse-is-parallelogram-that-is-oblong-angular-figure-which-cannot-be-described-but-which-is-equal-to-anything-stephen-leacock
writing-is-no-trouble-you-just-jot-down-ideas-as-they-occur-to-you-the-jotting-is-simplicity-itself-it-is-occurring-which-is-difficult-stephen-leacock
life-we-learn-too-late-is-in-living-tissue-every-day-hour-stephen-leacock
humour-is-essentially-comforter-reconciling-us-to-things-as-they-are-in-contrast-to-things-as-they-might-be-stephen-leacock
each-section-british-isles-has-its-own-way-laughing-except-wales-which-doesnt-stephen-leacock
a-silk-dress-in-four-sections-shoes-with-high-heels-that-would-have-broken-heart-john-calvin-stephen-leacock
about-only-good-thing-you-can-say-about-old-age-is-its-better-than-being-dead-stephen-leacock
i-am-what-is-called-professor-emeritusfrom-latin-e-out-meritus-he-ought-to-be-stephen-leacock
ive-seen-lifelong-friends-drift-apart-over-golf-just-because-one-could-play-better-but-other-counted-better-stephen-leacock
i-admit-that-when-facts-are-not-good-enough-i-always-exaggerate-them-stephen-leacock
the-english-are-terribly-lazy-about-fighting-they-like-to-get-it-over-done-with-then-set-up-game-cricket-stephen-leacock
writing-is-not-hard-just-get-paper-pencil-sit-down-write-as-it-occurs-to-you-the-writing-is-easyits-occurring-thats-hard-stephen-leacock
a-sportsman-is-man-who-every-now-then-simply-has-to-get-out-kill-something
in-ancient-times-they-had-no-statistics-they-had-to-fall-back-on-lies
there-are-two-things-in-ordinary-conversation-which-ordinary-people-dislike-information-wit
he-flung-himself-from-room-flung-himself-upon-his-horse-rode-madly-off-in-all-directions
the-landlady-boarding-house-is-parallelogram-that-is-oblong-angular-figure-which-cannot-be-described-but-which-is-equal-to-anything
on-same-bill-on-same-side-it-there-should-not-be-two-charges-for-same-thing
the-lord-said-let-there-be-wheat-saskatchewan-was-born
it-is-to-be-observed-that-angling-is-name-given-to-fishing-by-people-who-cant-fish
i-detest-life-insurance-agents-they-always-argue-that-i-shall-some-day-die-which-is-not
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