Steve Martin Quotes

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boy-those-french-they-have-a-different-word-for-everything
chaos-in-the-midst-of-chaos-isnt-funny-but-chaos-in-the-midst-of-order-is
i-like-a-woman-with-a-head-on-her-shoulders-i-hate-necks
a-day-without-sunshine-is-like-you-know-night
you-know-what-your-problem-is-its-that-you-havent-seen-enough-movies-all-of-lifes-riddles-are-answered-in-the-movies
ive-got-to-keep-breathing-itll-be-my-worst-business-mistake-if-i-dont
talking-about-music-is-like-dancing-about-architecture
what-is-comedy-comedy-is-the-art-of-making-people-laugh-without-making-them-puke
hosting-the-oscars-is-like-making-love-to-a-beautiful-woman-its-something-i-only-get-to-do-when-billy-crystals-out-of-town
thankfully-persistence-is-a-great-substitute-for-talent
there-is-one-thing-i-would-break-up-over-and-that-is-if-she-caught-me-with-another-woman-i-wont-stand-for-that
be-so-good-they-cant-ignore-you
i-believe-in-eight-of-the-ten-commandments-and-i-believe-in-going-to-church-every-sunday-unless-theres-a-game-on
you-know-that-look-women-get-when-they-want-sex-me-neither
i-believe-that-sex-is-the-most-beautiful-natural-and-wholesome-thing-that-money-can-buy
all-ive-ever-wanted-was-an-honest-weeks-pay-for-an-honest-days-work
i-handed-in-a-script-last-year-and-the-studio-didnt-change-one-word-the-word-they-didnt-change-was-on-page-87
there-is-one-thing-i-would-break-up-over-and-that-is-if-she-caught-me-with-another-woman-i-wouldnt-stand-for-that
dont-have-sex-man-it-leads-to-kissing-and-pretty-soon-you-have-to-start-talking-to-them
love-is-a-promise-delivered-already-broken
first-the-doctor-told-me-the-good-news-i-was-going-to-have-a-disease-named-after-me
comedy-is-the-art-of-making-people-laugh-without-making-them-puke
i-can-understand-drug-thing-so-they-feel-that-its-more-important-to-take-drugs-than-to-do-good-show-for-people-steve-martin
i-never-had-movie-that-i-wanted-to-do-turned-down-in-my-whole-life-i-always-write-script-first-it-speaks-for-itself-steve-martin
i-believe-united-states-should-allow-all-foreigners-in-this-country-provided-they-can-speak-our-native-language-apache-steve-martin
comedians-dont-get-oscars-i-gave-up-on-that-long-time-ago-and-i-cant-really-speak-about-oscarworthiness-my-own-performance-steve-martin
a-remarkable-memoir-thats-packed-with-anecdotes-advice-humor-all-while-maintaining-high-level-dignity-selfawareness-steve-martin
romance-takes-place-when-you-first-fall-in-love-it-stirs-all-emotions-you-can-manipulate-be-manipulated-steve-martin
i-love-animated-films-when-they-are-good-because-they-do-bring-lot-emotion-heart-thats-difficult-to-get-in-live-action-film-steve-martin
i-could-never-be-woman-cause-id-just-stay-home-play-with-my-breasts-all-day-steve-martin
halle-berry-is-here-whose-win-last-year-broke-down-barriers-for-unbelievably-hot-women-steve-martin
im-not-trying-to-be-big-shot-anything-like-that-but-i-get-my-drinks-half-price-steve-martin
i-believe-in-equality-equality-for-everybody-no-matter-how-stupid-they-are-how-superior-i-am-to-them-steve-martin
through-years-i-have-learned-there-is-no-harm-in-charging-oneself-up-with-delusions-between-moments-valid-inspiration-steve-martin
hosting-oscars-is-much-like-making-love-to-woman-its-something-i-only-get-to-do-when-billy-crystal-is-out-town-steve-martin
you-want-to-know-how-i-think-art-should-be-taught-to-children-take-them-to-museum-say-this-is-art-you-cant-do-it-steve-martin
teaching-is-after-all-form-show-business-steve-martin
she-is-nearing-forty-not-easily-forgiven-as-when-her-skin-bloomed-like-roses-steve-martin
writers-block-is-fancy-term-made-up-by-whiners-they-can-have-excuse-to-drink-alcohol-steve-martin
some-people-have-way-with-words-other-people-oh-uh-not-have-way-steve-martin
i-thought-yesterday-was-first-day-rest-my-life-but-it-turns-out-today-is-steve-martin
harder-you-try-luckier-you-get-steve-martin
just-remember-darling-it-is-pain-that-changes-our-lives-steve-martin
thankfully-perseverance-is-great-substitute-for-talent-steve-martin
i-would-have-felt-little-funny-if-another-actor-was-playing-this-role-steve-martin
before-you-criticize-man-walk-mile-in-his-shoes-that-way-when-you-do-criticize-him-youll-be-mile-away-have-his-shoes-steve-martin
comedy-is-art-making-people-laugh-without-making-them-puke-steve-martin
comedy-is-distortion-what-is-happening-there-will-always-be-something-happening-steve-martin
boy-those-french-they-have-different-word-for-everything-steve-martin
i-think-i-did-pretty-well-considering-i-started-out-with-nothing-but-bunch-blank-paper-steve-martin
whether-im-involved-in-creating-something-not-its-personal-issue-do-i-respect-it-but-you-can-only-know-that-five-ten-years-later-steve-martin
i-was-vulnerable-to-criticism-for-many-years-i-could-read-bad-review-remember-it-my-whole-life-steve-martin
i-love-doing-my-surreal-singalong-that-had-words-that-no-one-could-follow-steve-martin
introductions-are-hard-to-come-by-when-your-natural-state-is-shyness-steve-martin
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