Steve Martin Quotes

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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! -Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. -Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. -Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -Steve Martin
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. -Steve Martin
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. -Steve Martin
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. -Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. -Steve Martin
Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town. -Steve Martin
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. -Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand for that. -Steve Martin
Be so good they can't ignore you. -Steve Martin
I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on -Steve Martin
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. -Steve Martin
I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy. -Steve Martin
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -Steve Martin
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. -Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. -Steve Martin
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. -Steve Martin
Love is a promise delivered already broken. -Steve Martin
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. -Steve Martin
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke -Steve Martin
I can understand the drug thing. So they feel that it's more important to take the drugs than to do a good show for the people. -Steve Martin
I never had a movie that I wanted to do turned down in my whole life. I always write the script first so it speaks for itself. -Steve Martin
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache. -Steve Martin
Comedians don't get Oscars, so I gave up on that a long time ago. And I can't really speak about the Oscar-worthiness of my own performance. -Steve Martin
Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing. -Steve Martin
A remarkable memoir that's packed with anecdotes, advice and humor, all while maintaining a high level of dignity and self-awareness. -Steve Martin
Romance takes place when you first fall in love. It stirs all emotions and you can manipulate and be manipulated. -Steve Martin
I love animated films when they are good, because they do bring a lot of emotion and heart that's very difficult to get in a live action film. -Steve Martin
I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day. -Steve Martin
Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women. -Steve Martin
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