Terry Pratchett Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
build-a-man-a-fire-and-hell-be-warm-for-a-day-set-a-man-on-fire-and-hell-be-warm-for-the-rest-of-his-life
the-intelligence-of-the-creature-known-as-a-crowd-is-the-square-root-of-the-number-of-people-in-it
the-truth-may-be-out-there-but-lies-are-inside-your-head
everyday-took-an-age-to-go-by-which-was-odd-because-days-plural-went-past-like-a-stampede
stories-of-imagination-tend-to-upset-those-without-one
the-trouble-with-having-an-open-mind-of-course-is-that-people-will-insist-on-coming-along-and-trying-to-put-things-in-it
genius-is-always-allowed-some-leeway-once-the-hammer-has-been-pried-from-its-hands-and-the-blood-has-been-cleaned-up
death-was-natures-way-of-telling-you-to-slow-down
one-of-the-universal-rules-of-happiness-is-always-be-wary-of-any-helpful-item-that-weighs-less-than-its-operating-manual
you-cant-trust-any-bugger-further-than-you-can-throw-him-and-theres-nothing-you-can-do-about-it-so-lets-have-a-drink
in-the-beginning-there-was-nothing-which-exploded
if-there-was-anything-that-depressed-him-more-than-his-own-cynicism-it-was-that-quite-often-it-still-wasnt-as-cynical-as-real-life
writing-is-the-most-fun-you-can-have-by-yourself
sometimes-only-thing-you-could-do-for-people-was-to-be-there
give-man-fire-hes-warm-for-day-but-set-fire-to-him-hes-warm-for-rest-his-life
coffee-was-only-way-stealing-time-that-should-by-rights-belong-to-your-slightly-older-self
escapism-isnt-good-bad-in-itself-what-is-important-is-what-you-are-escaping-from-where-you-are-escaping-to-terry-pratchett
out-print-is-bookseller-speak-for-we-cant-be-hedgehogged-terry-pratchett
the-people-who-really-run-organizations-are-usually-found-several-levels-down-where-it-is-still-possible-to-get-things-done-terry-pratchett
whole-new-theories-money-were-growing-here-like-mushrooms-in-dark-based-on-bullshit-terry-pratchett
i-may-have-allowed-myself-some-flicker-of-emotion-in-the-recent-past-said-death-but-i-can-give-it-up-any-time-i-like-terry-pratchett
a-good-plan-isnt-one-where-someone-wins-its-where-nobody-thinks-theyve-lost-terry-pratchett
let-grammar-punctuation-spelling-into-your-life-even-most-energetic-wonderful-mess-has-to-be-turned-into-sentences-terry-pratchett
you-get-wonderful-view-from-point-no-return-terry-pratchett
and-as-always-happens-happens-far-too-soon-strange-wonderful-becomes-memory-memory-becomes-dream-tomorrow-its-gone-terry-pratchett
it-was-living-who-ignored-strange-wonderful-because-life-was-too-full-boring-mundane-terry-pratchett
logic-is-wonderful-thing-but-doesnt-always-beat-actual-thought-terry-pratchett
it-is-said-that-devil-has-all-best-tunes-this-is-broadly-true-but-heaven-has-best-choreographers-terry-pratchett
heaven-has-no-taste-now-and-not-one-single-sushi-restaurant-a-look-pain-crossed-angels-suddenly-serious-face-terry-pratchett
this-wasnt-food-it-was-what-food-became-if-it-had-been-good-gone-to-food-heaven-terry-pratchett
have-bit-more-patience-with-newbies-of-course-some-them-act-dumb-theyre-often-students-for-heavens-sake-terry-pratchett
curiosity-may-have-killed-cat-but-hers-curiosity-could-have-massacred-pride-lions-terry-pratchett
she-was-already-learning-that-if-you-ignore-rules-people-will-half-time-quietly-rewrite-them-that-they-dont-apply-to-you-terry-pratchett
truly-he-thought-way-enlightenment-is-like-unto-half-mile-broken-glass-terry-pratchett
either-dragons-should-exist-completely-fail-to-exist-at-all-he-felt-a-dragon-only-halfexisting-was-worse-than-extremes-terry-pratchett
the-brain-works-fast-when-it-thinks-its-about-to-be-cut-in-half-terry-pratchett
dont-worry-it-wont-be-forever-good-it-may-seem-like-forever-terry-pratchett
i-may-be-daft-but-im-no-stupid-terry-pratchett
you-fear-to-die-its-not-that-i-dont-want-i-mean-ive-alwaysits-just-that-life-is-habit-thats-hard-to-break-terry-pratchett
life-is-trick-you-get-one-chance-to-learn-it-terry-pratchett
ye-know-full-well-that-meaning-life-is-to-find-your-gift-to-find-your-gift-is-happiness-never-tae-find-it-is-misery-terry-pratchett
one-important-things-about-being-smalltown-reporter-is-knowing-what-not-to-put-in-paper-terry-pratchett
i-commend-my-soul-to-any-god-that-can-find-it-terry-pratchett
even-our-fears-make-us-feel-important-because-we-fear-we-might-not-be-terry-pratchett
personals-not-same-as-important-people-just-think-it-is-terry-pratchett
destiny-is-important-see-but-people-go-wrong-when-they-think-it-controls-them-its-other-way-around-terry-pratchett
one-day-all-us-will-die-but-this-is-important-thing-we-are-not-dead-yet-terry-pratchett
do-you-think-its-possible-for-entire-nation-to-be-insane-terry-pratchett