Tim Allen Quotes

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men-are-liars-well-lie-about-lying-if-we-have-to-im-an-algebra-liar-i-figure-two-good-lies-make-a-positive
im-an-algebra-liar-i-figure-two-good-lies-make-a-positive
in-marriage-compromise-nurtures-the-relationship
my-mom-said-the-only-reason-men-are-alive-is-for-lawn-care-and-vehicle-maintenance
i-think-women-like-ferraris-a-ferrari-is-everybodys-car
never-comment-on-a-womans-rear-end-never-use-the-words-large-or-size-with-rear-end-never-avoid-the-area-altogether-trust-me
women-are-like-cars-we-all-want-a-ferrari-sometimes-want-a-pickup-truck-and-end-up-with-a-station-wagon
men-are-scum-right-ladies-too-bad-we-own-everything
a-guy-knows-hes-in-love-when-he-loses-interest-in-his-car-for-couple-days
what-causes-sibling-rivalry-having-more-than-one-kid-tim-allen
my-mom-said-only-reason-men-are-alive-is-for-lawn-care-vehicle-maintenance-tim-allen
for-years-i-just-did-not-like-this-idea-god-church-tim-allen
nothings-as-easy-as-it-is-on-sitcom-issues-that-we-take-care-in-20-minutes-on-show-can-stretch-out-over-years-in-real-families-tim-allen
man-is-only-animal-to-borrow-tools-tim-allen
anytime-you-work-with-animals-you-begin-to-see-more-humanity-in-them-tim-allen
while-awaiting-sentencing-i-decided-to-give-standup-comedy-shot-the-judge-had-suggested-i-get-my-act-together-i-took-him-seriously-tim-allen
all-men-like-to-think-that-they-can-do-it-alone-but-real-man-knows-that-there-no-substitute-for-support-encouragement-pit-crew-tim-allen
can-we-take-direct-flight-back-to-reality-do-we-have-to-change-planes-in-denver-tim-allen
im-actually-more-cat-guy-than-dog-person-because-i-travel-much-i-love-cats-tim-allen
dogs-will-eat-till-they-die-cats-will-leave-food-in-dish-incomprehensible-to-dog-tim-allen
dogs-listen-appear-to-listen-i-think-they-hear-blah-blah-blah-food-blah-blah-blah-they-appear-to-be-listening-to-you-tim-allen
i-love-doing-logos-ive-been-graphic-artist-all-my-life-tim-allen
kids-learn-by-example-if-i-respect-mom-theyre-going-to-respect-mom-tim-allen
i-blend-memories-i-blend-them-into-one-thats-funny-i-exaggerate-to-clarify-tim-allen
playing-golf-is-like-going-to-strip-joint-after-18-holes-you-are-tired-most-your-balls-are-missing-tim-allen
comedy-is-ultimate-anarchist-tim-allen
i-am-thespian-trapped-in-mans-body-tim-allen
i-have-irrational-fears-they-all-go-back-to-losing-my-father-as-kid-ive-never-gotten-over-it-tim-allen
being-wealthy-when-no-one-else-is-is-like-being-only-one-at-party-with-drink-tim-allen
i-dont-understand-why-it-has-to-be-either-either-socialism-democracy-why-cant-we-combine-things-to-get-best-each-system-tim-allen
my-stepfather-stepped-in-where-no-man-wouldve-stepped-in-six-kids-five-them-boys-thats-heroic-tim-allen
but-separate-man-from-his-car-thats-inhuman-tim-allen
i-know-it-sounds-odd-but-i-want-to-make-rolexquality-screwdriver-tim-allen
use-screwdriver-instead-hammer-try-to-untighten-nut-with-your-hand-utilize-path-least-resistance-first-tim-allen
when-somebody-tells-you-theyre-not-smart-theyre-saying-exactly-opposite
you-dont-know-what-people-are-really-like-until-theyre-under-lot-stress
men-are-pigs-too-bad-we-own-everything
i-have-thing-for-tools
i-have-only-child-shes-independent-good-with-adults
im-creative-guy-artistically-with-graphics
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