Tucker Max Quotes

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hey-man-can-you-speak-to-dolphins-pilot-whales-with-that-forehead-yours-tucker-max
the-general-intellectual-level-south-florida-is-somewhere-just-above-functionally-retarded-tucker-max
the-meaning-life-is-to-create-meaning-for-your-life-tucker-max
in-training-there-is-no-winning-losing-there-is-only-learning-tucker-max
halloween-revolves-around-delicious-candy-excessive-alcohol-horny-women-dressed-as-sluts-this-also-describes-my-vision-heaven-tucker-max
at-some-point-in-their-life-everyone-thinks-they-should-go-to-law-school-you-may-in-fact-think-you-want-to-go-to-law-school-now-tucker-max
this-may-come-as-shock-to-some-you-but-i-have-slightly-volatile-personality-i-dont-suffer-fools-well-tucker-max
my-writing-is-authentic-whatever-happens-in-my-life-is-what-i-write-about-tucker-max
if-people-try-to-judge-you-shame-you-for-doing-safe-consensual-things-that-make-you-happy-i-can-guarantee-you-theyre-bad-people-tucker-max
leave-it-up-to-hipster-nerds-to-pretend-to-hate-something-that-they-actually-want-tucker-max
i-think-20th-century-media-were-about-tricking-people-beauty-internet-is-you-cant-lie-anymore-tucker-max
the-vast-majority-all-consequences-especially-in-21st-century-america-are-completely-meaningless-bullshit-tucker-max
i-sold-million-books-because-i-have-lot-fans-not-because-people-hate-me-tucker-max
ive-heard-14-year-old-meth-addicted-thai-prostitutes-say-more-prescient-things-than-woman-that-was-supposedly-professor-tucker-max
two-girls-called-me-closed-minded-i-tell-them-that-they-are-openminded-their-brains-leaked-out-tucker-max
the-big-five-publishing-companies-are-dinosaurs-trying-to-survive-in-postmeteor-world-they-wont-tucker-max
hollywood-its-just-like-high-school-whoever-is-pretty-popular-everyone-wants-to-be-with-tucker-max
anything-that-reflects-human-condition-back-on-humans-in-entertainment-medium-is-art-tucker-max
calling-one-thing-literature-another-fiction-is-way-to-create-status-where-there-is-none-tucker-max
unless-you-plan-on-making-academia-your-life-all-you-need-to-know-about-postmodernism-is-that-its-premises-are-fundamentally-wrong-tucker-max
you-look-like-type-people-who-would-criticize-misspelling-in-suicide-note-tucker-max
i-hated-being-lawyer-i-wanted-to-like-myself-like-my-job-tucker-max
i-tell-truth-truth-is-ultimate-defense-against-libel-tucker-max
no-one-has-probably-helped-me-more-with-my-narcissism-than-my-dog-tucker-max
i-dont-want-to-compare-myself-to-picasso-but-he-had-four-five-periods-in-his-life-any-good-artist-grows-changes-matures-tucker-max
900-i-dont-know-what-i-want-i-just-point-at-dollar-menu-say-give-me-all-that-tucker-max
yinzer-damn-i-wish-i-had-your-balls-tuckeri-wish-you-had-breath-mint-but-i-guess-we-dont-always-get-what-we-wish-for-tucker-max
communication-is-not-what-we-say-but-what-you-hear-which-is-lesson-i-wish-our-educational-system-understood-tucker-max
fat-girls-arent-real-people-tucker-max
if-you-want-to-be-seen-as-courageous-by-some-hated-by-others-just-say-what-you-really-think-tucker-max
hi-i-havent-insulted-you-yet-have-i-tucker-max
we-cant-get-kicked-out-mcdonalds-this-is-like-dmz-drunk-eating-tucker-max
i-take-lull-from-my-camelbak-choke-at-its-potency-it-tastes-like-bad-decisions-its-perfect-tucker-max
i-was-not-developmentally-disabled-but-didnt-mature-at-same-rate-other-kids-did-tucker-max
i-masterbate-in-shower-my-action-figures-judge-me-especially-justice-league-tucker-max
things-always-work-out-for-me-because-i-do-whatever-i-want-without-worrying-about-consequences-tucker-max
motherfucker-she-leaves-me-no-choice-now-i-have-to-break-her-selfesteem-sleep-with-her-steal-shirt-tucker-max
the-haters-always-scream-loudest-tucker-max
i-love-women-i-love-alcohol-i-love-combining-two-if-god-invented-anything-better-than-drunk-sex-with-hot-girl-he-kept-it-to-himself-tucker-max
you-cant-fill-your-emails-with-crap-at-least-not-with-my-friends-because-theyre-brutal-if-something-sucks-theyll-tell-you-tucker-max
your-beliefs-dont-make-you-better-person-your-behavior-does-tucker-max
that-we-were-now-those-guyswho-started-fight-at-harry-potter-book-party-tucker-max
most-my-success-i-feel-comes-from-being-good-editor-as-opposed-to-great-writer-tucker-max
make-no-mistake-about-it-law-school-is-not-bastion-intellectual-discourse
there-is-always-more-demand-for-great-content-then-there-will-be-great-content-to-satisfy-it
there-is-no-number-level-success-that-would-make-me-think-wow-i-didnt-think-that-was-possible
when-your-buddy-tells-you-movie-is-good-thats-worth-2000-commercials
look-at-scope-writers-who-sell-stuff-im-at-top-power-curve-in-terms-sales
there-arent-whole-lot-people-in-culture-that-are-unapologetically-masculine
ive-never-really-had-media-edifice-supporting-me
ive-come-to-learn-that-what-really-matters-is-relationship-quality-relationship
helping-reproductive-services-doesnt-just-help-women-in-isolation-it-helps-men-just-as-much
if-your-parents-ignored-you-if-they-are-just-not-emotionally-available-if-they-yell-lot-that-is-type-trauma
it-is-hard-for-me-to-be-vulnerable-because-i-never-learned-how-to-do-that-i-was-never-vulnerable-in-safe-way
whatever-your-favorite-food-is-if-you-eat-it-every-day-for-month-youre-going-to-get-sick-it
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