Wanda Sykes Quotes

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i-have-a-funny-family-but-none-of-them-are-remotely-in-show-business
actually-i-majored-in-marketing-and-i-have-a-bachelor-of-science
i-watched-lot-comedy-growing-up-wanda-sykes
my-neighbor-she-invited-me-to-elvis-party-i-told-her-i-couldnt-come-cause-id-be-too-busy-making-fun-her-from-behind-my-blinds-wanda-sykes
but-i-think-funny-talent-will-always-win-out-i-mean-course-there-are-hurdles-but-i-think-if-youre-funny-you-will-get-over-all-that-wanda-sykes
with-black-president-i-can-relax-i-can-dance-in-public-i-can-buy-whole-watermelon-now-wanda-sykes
its-fun-coming-back-home-the-crowds-have-much-love-support-for-me-theyre-really-smart-crowds-i-love-playing-in-dc-for-that-reason-wanda-sykes
of-course-my-mother-would-love-for-me-to-work-clean-wanda-sykes
im-black-gay-woman-i-think-only-way-to-make-gop-hate-me-more-is-if-i-sent-them-video-me-rolling-around-on-pile-welfare-checks-wanda-sykes
i-work-hard-the-staff-crew-see-how-much-energy-i-put-into-this-project-it-makes-them-step-up-wanda-sykes
i-dont-like-doing-same-material-over-over-again-its-not-fun-wanda-sykes
some-government-workers-are-dedicated-work-hard-but-most-them-are-just-waiting-to-retire-wanda-sykes
to-me-political-office-should-be-like-jury-duty-you-should-just-get-notice-in-mail-one-day-be-like-im-secretary-state-next-month-wanda-sykes
that-word-sassy-it-haunts-me-i-keep-getting-sassy-thing-wanda-sykes
seriously-i-dont-need-gun-im-easily-annoyed-i-would-shoot-people-in-my-house-that-i-invited-over-wanda-sykes
i-enjoy-standup-because-it-has-biggest-reward-instant-gratification-you-can-hear-people-laughing-wanda-sykes
men-are-dogs-men-are-dogs-we-got-to-stop-it-men-are-not-dogs-uhuh-dogs-are-loyal-wanda-sykes
i-hate-when-women-compare-men-to-dogs-men-are-not-dogs-dogs-are-loyal-ive-never-found-any-strange-panties-in-my-dogs-house-wanda-sykes
i-sat-down-wrote-some-jokes-went-to-talent-show-got-up-on-stage-fell-in-love-with-it-never-turned-back-wanda-sykes
when-life-gives-you-lemons-dont-make-lemonade-make-pink-lemonade-be-unique-wanda-sykes
when-i-am-outside-at-night-by-myself-every-person-turns-into-pedophile-so-i-tend-to-walk-little-faster-than-usual-then-i-sprint-wanda-sykes
i-really-cant-pinpoint-one-moment-when-i-said-i-want-to-be-comic-wanda-sykes
if-you-have-passion-for-it-then-stop-wishing-just-do-it-wanda-sykes
once-you-start-making-money-you-can-be-ass-but-i-am-not-ass-im-too-lazy-that-takes-lot-energy-wanda-sykes
being-gay-is-harder-than-being-black-i-didnt-have-to-come-out-black-i-didnt-have-to-tell-my-parents-about-what-its-like-to-be-black-wanda-sykes
im-proud-to-be-woman-im-proud-to-be-black-woman-im-proud-to-be-gay-wanda-sykes
im-here-today-because-i-hated-everything-else-wanda-sykes
if-you-feel-like-theres-something-out-there-that-youre-supposed-to-be-doing-if-you-have-passion-for-it-then-stop-wishing-just-do-it-wanda-sykes
dont-bother-me-while-im-eating-when-im-coming-out-crackhouse-something-just-let-me-get-going-wanda-sykes
usually-theres-nothing-being-thrown-toward-stage-at-me-then-i-feel-pretty-good-about-it-wanda-sykes
we-never-hid-anything-from-kids-i-feel-whole-again-i-really-do-ive-told-them-mommys-booboo-is-much-better-now-wanda-sykes
but-i-understand-that-relationship-i-understand-how-motherinlaw-daughterinlaw-relationship-has-many-conflicts-because-its-forced-wanda-sykes
all-these-teenagers-tell-us-how-much-they-want-to-grow-up-then-when-they-do-they-want-to-be-young-again-wanda-sykes
if-youre-passionate-about-your-work-it-makes-people-around-you-want-to-be-involved-too-wanda-sykes
when-my-parents-send-me-emails-first-3-are-blank-wanda-sykes
its-not-until-you-develop-your-own-voice-your-own-persona-onstage-that-you-become-your-own-comic-who-you-really-are-wanda-sykes
i-was-really-gifted-at-being-able-to-construct-joke-but-its-like-they-werent-even-memorable-my-first-jokes-because-they-were-about-nothing-wanda-sykes
i-feel-todays-society-is-judgmental-wanda-sykes
im-finally-just-relaxed-comfortable-with-who-i-am
my-worlds-collide-when-one-things-happens-it-just-starts-domino-effect-everything-else-goes-on
when-im-not-on-tv-working-on-movie-im-on-road-doing-stand-up-thats-my-roots
i-couldnt-believe-that-donald-trump-won-i-couldnt-believe-that-we-elected-orangutan-to-front-country
i-was-funny-around-my-family-my-family-theyre-pretty-funny-too
i-dont-understand-why-people-really-get-upset-about-something-that-doesnt-affect-them-at-all
i-remember-when-i-was-kid-my-summers-were-pretty-much-running-around-riding-your-bike-then-complaining-about-you-were-bored
im-here-today-because-i-refused-to-be-unhappy-i-took-chance
i-have-to-be-socially-aware-i-feel-like-thats-my-job
and-then-also-i-think-its-harder-for-women-because-comedy-is-opposite-being-ladylike
a-woman-would-pitch-joke-nothing-then-guy-would-pitch-it-everybody-would-laugh
i-think-its-because-my-comedy-is-in-your-face-it-comes-from-place-thats-real