Will Rogers Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
be-thankful-were-not-getting-all-the-government-were-paying-for
everything-is-funny-as-long-as-its-happening-to-somebody-else
i-am-not-a-member-of-any-organized-political-party-i-am-a-democrat
the-only-difference-between-death-and-taxes-is-that-death-doesnt-get-worse-every-time-congress-meets
advertising-is-the-art-of-convincing-people-to-spend-money-they-dont-have-for-something-they-dont-need
good-judgment-comes-from-experience-and-a-lot-of-that-comes-from-bad-judgment
i-dont-make-jokes-i-just-watch-the-government-and-report-the-facts
a-man-only-learns-in-two-ways-one-by-reading-and-the-other-by-association-with-smarter-people
make-crime-pay-become-a-lawyer
a-fool-and-his-money-are-soon-elected
too-many-people-spend-money-they-havent-earned-to-buy-things-they-dont-want-to-impress-people-they-dont-like
the-only-time-people-dislike-gossip-is-when-you-gossip-about-them
there-comes-coolidge-and-does-nothing-and-retires-a-hero-not-only-because-he-hadnt-done-anything-but-because-he-had-done-it-better-than-anyone
chaotic-action-is-preferable-to-orderly-inaction
never-miss-a-good-chance-to-shut-up
always-drink-upstream-from-the-herd
lord-let-me-live-until-i-die
strangers-are-just-friends-i-havent-met-yet
in-hollywood-the-woods-are-full-of-people-that-learned-to-write-but-evidently-cant-read-if-they-could-read-their-stuff-theyd-stop-writing
old-hollywood-is-just-like-a-desert-water-in-africa-hang-around-long-enough-and-every-kind-of-animal-in-the-world-will-drift-in-for-refreshments
all-i-know-is-just-what-i-read-in-the-papers-and-thats-an-alibi-for-my-ignorance
when-ignorance-gets-started-it-knows-no-bounds
successful-colleges-will-start-laying-plans-for-a-new-stadium-unsuccessful-ones-will-start-hunting-a-new-coach
pain-is-such-an-uncomfortable-feeling-that-even-a-tiny-amount-of-it-is-enough-to-ruin-every-enjoyment
youve-got-to-go-out-on-a-limb-sometimes-because-thats-where-the-fruit-is
the-minute-you-read-something-that-you-cant-understand-you-can-almost-be-sure-that-it-was-drawn-up-by-a-lawyer
our-investigations-have-always-contributed-more-to-our-amusement-than-they-have-to-knowledge
i-can-remember-way-back-when-a-liberal-was-generous-with-his-own-money
i-have-always-noticed-that-people-will-never-laugh-at-anything-that-is-not-based-on-truth
many-only-learns-in-two-ways-one-by-reading-and-the-other-by-association-with-smarter-people
the-difference-between-death-and-taxes-is-death-doesnt-get-worse-every-time-congress-meets
people-that-pay-for-things-never-complain-its-the-guy-you-give-something-to-that-you-cant-please
stupidity-got-us-into-this-mess-then-why-cant-it-get-us-out
even-if-you-are-on-the-right-track-you-will-get-run-over-if-you-just-sit-there
its-a-fine-motion-picture-up-to-the-point-where-god-finishes-and-the-script-writer-takes-over
if-you-live-right-death-is-a-joke-to-you-as-far-as-fear-is-concerned
it-is-a-good-thing-that-we-do-not-get-as-much-government-as-we-pay-for
asking-europe-to-disarm-is-like-asking-a-man-in-chicago-to-give-up-his-life-insurance
i-never-lack-material-for-my-humor-column-when-congress-is-in-session
everything-is-changing-people-are-taking-the-comedians-seriously-and-the-politicians-as-a-joke
for-the-american-people-are-a-very-generous-people-and-will-forgive-almost-any-weakness-with-the-possible-exception-of-stupidity
if-stupidity-got-us-into-this-mess-then-why-cant-it-get-us-out
we-cant-all-be-heroes-because-someone-has-to-sit-on-the-curb-and-clap-as-they-go-by
there-is-nothing-so-stupid-as-the-educated-man-if-you-get-him-off-the-thing-he-was-educated-in
golf-is-a-wonderful-exercise-you-can-stand-on-your-feet-for-hours-watching-somebody-else-putt
the-taxpayers-are-sending-congressmen-on-expensive-trips-abroad-it-might-be-worth-it-except-they-keep-coming-back
im-not-a-member-of-any-organized-political-party-im-a-democrat
so-live-that-you-wouldnt-be-ashamed-to-sell-the-familiy-parrotto-the-town-gossip
so-live-that-you-would-not-mind-selling-your-pet-parrot-to-the-town-gossip
live-that-you-wouldnt-be-ashamed-to-sell-the-family-parrot-to-the-town-gossip
the-whole-thing-about-the-women-is-they-lust-to-be-misunderstood
if-we-got-onetenth-of-what-was-promised-to-us-in-these-acceptance-speeches-there-wouldnt-be-any-inducement-to-go-to-heaven
anything-important-is-never-left-to-the-vote-of-the-people-we-only-get-to-vote-on-some-man-we-never-get-to-vote-on-what-he-is-to-do
democrats-are-the-only-reason-to-vote-for-republicans
the-business-of-government-is-to-keep-the-government-out-of-business-that-is-unless-business-needs-government-aid
let-wall-street-have-a-nightmare-and-the-whole-country-has-to-help-get-them-back-in-bed-again
if-the-other-fellow-sells-cheaper-than-you-it-is-called-dumping-course-if-you-sell-cheaper-than-him-thats-mass-production
you-cant-legislate-intelligence-and-common-sense-into-people
communism-is-like-prohibition-its-a-good-idea-but-it-wont-work
a-conservative-is-a-man-who-has-plenty-of-money-and-dont-see-any-reason-why-he-shouldnt-always-have-plenty-of-money
liberty-dont-work-as-good-in-practice-as-it-does-in-speeches
when-should-a-college-athlete-turn-pro-not-until-he-has-earned-all-he-can-in-college-as-an-amateur
even-when-you-make-a-tax-form-out-on-the-level-you-dont-know-when-its-through-if-you-are-a-crook-or-a-martyr
all-i-know-is-what-i-read-in-the-papers
the-schools-aint-what-they-used-to-be-and-never-was
lord-the-money-we-do-spend-on-government-and-its-not-one-bit-better-than-the-government-we-got-for-onethird-the-money-twenty-years-ago
as-bad-as-we-sometimes-think-our-government-is-run-it-is-the-best-run-i-ever-saw
the-income-tax-has-made-liars-out-of-more-americans-than-golf
a-difference-of-opinion-is-what-makes-horse-racing-and-missionaries
prohibition-is-better-than-no-liquor-at-all
never-miss-a-chance-to-shut-up
everything-is-changing-people-are-taking-their-comedians-seriously-and-the-politicians-as-a-joke
being-a-hero-is-about-the-shortestlived-profession-on-earth
we-cant-all-be-heroes-because-somebody-has-to-sit-on-the-curb-and-clap-as-they-go-by
we-cant-all-be-heroes-because-somebody-has-to-sit-on-the-curb-and-applaud-when-they-go-by
money-horse-racing-and-women-three-things-the-boys-just-cant-figure-out
we-know-lots-of-things-we-didnt-use-to-know-but-we-dont-know-any-way-to-prevent-em-from-happening
popularity-is-the-easiest-thing-in-the-world-to-gain-and-it-is-the-hardest-thing-to-hold
everybody-is-ignorant-only-on-different-subjects
dont-let-yesterday-use-up-too-much-today
golf-is-good-for-soul-you-get-mad-at-yourself-you-forget-to-hate-your-enemies-will-rogers
mothers-are-only-race-people-that-speak-same-tongue-a-mother-in-manchuria-could-converse-with-mother-in-nebraska-never-miss-word-will-rogers
even-when-you-make-tax-form-out-on-level-you-dont-know-when-its-through-if-you-are-crook-martyr-will-rogers
local-conservation-programs-can-help-our-communities-shape-thoughtful-growth-will-rogers
it-aint-much-what-man-doesnt-know-that-causes-him-many-problems-but-what-he-knows-that-aint-will-rogers
people-are-marvelous-in-their-generosity-if-they-just-know-cause-is-there-will-rogers
if-any-us-had-child-that-we-thought-was-as-bad-as-we-know-we-are-we-would-have-cause-to-start-to-worry-will-rogers
if-i-could-kick-person-in-tail-that-causes-me-most-problems-i-could-not-sit-down-for-week-will-rogers
nobody-wants-his-cause-near-as-bad-as-he-wants-to-talk-about-his-cause-will-rogers
the-best-thing-about-this-group-candidates-is-that-only-one-them-can-win-will-rogers
we-always-want-best-man-to-win-election-unfortunately-he-never-runs-will-rogers