Will Rogers Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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be-thankful-were-not-getting-all-the-government-were-paying-for
everything-is-funny-as-long-as-its-happening-to-somebody-else
i-am-not-a-member-of-any-organized-political-party-i-am-a-democrat
the-only-difference-between-death-and-taxes-is-that-death-doesnt-get-worse-every-time-congress-meets
advertising-is-the-art-of-convincing-people-to-spend-money-they-dont-have-for-something-they-dont-need
good-judgment-comes-from-experience-and-a-lot-of-that-comes-from-bad-judgment
i-dont-make-jokes-i-just-watch-the-government-and-report-the-facts
a-man-only-learns-in-two-ways-one-by-reading-and-the-other-by-association-with-smarter-people
make-crime-pay-become-a-lawyer
a-fool-and-his-money-are-soon-elected
too-many-people-spend-money-they-havent-earned-to-buy-things-they-dont-want-to-impress-people-they-dont-like
the-only-time-people-dislike-gossip-is-when-you-gossip-about-them
there-comes-coolidge-and-does-nothing-and-retires-a-hero-not-only-because-he-hadnt-done-anything-but-because-he-had-done-it-better-than-anyone
chaotic-action-is-preferable-to-orderly-inaction
never-miss-a-good-chance-to-shut-up
always-drink-upstream-from-the-herd
lord-let-me-live-until-i-die
strangers-are-just-friends-i-havent-met-yet
in-hollywood-the-woods-are-full-of-people-that-learned-to-write-but-evidently-cant-read-if-they-could-read-their-stuff-theyd-stop-writing
old-hollywood-is-just-like-a-desert-water-in-africa-hang-around-long-enough-and-every-kind-of-animal-in-the-world-will-drift-in-for-refreshments
all-i-know-is-just-what-i-read-in-the-papers-and-thats-an-alibi-for-my-ignorance
when-ignorance-gets-started-it-knows-no-bounds
successful-colleges-will-start-laying-plans-for-a-new-stadium-unsuccessful-ones-will-start-hunting-a-new-coach
pain-is-such-an-uncomfortable-feeling-that-even-a-tiny-amount-of-it-is-enough-to-ruin-every-enjoyment
youve-got-to-go-out-on-a-limb-sometimes-because-thats-where-the-fruit-is
the-minute-you-read-something-that-you-cant-understand-you-can-almost-be-sure-that-it-was-drawn-up-by-a-lawyer
our-investigations-have-always-contributed-more-to-our-amusement-than-they-have-to-knowledge
i-can-remember-way-back-when-a-liberal-was-generous-with-his-own-money
i-have-always-noticed-that-people-will-never-laugh-at-anything-that-is-not-based-on-truth
many-only-learns-in-two-ways-one-by-reading-and-the-other-by-association-with-smarter-people
the-difference-between-death-and-taxes-is-death-doesnt-get-worse-every-time-congress-meets
people-that-pay-for-things-never-complain-its-the-guy-you-give-something-to-that-you-cant-please
stupidity-got-us-into-this-mess-then-why-cant-it-get-us-out
even-if-you-are-on-the-right-track-you-will-get-run-over-if-you-just-sit-there
its-a-fine-motion-picture-up-to-the-point-where-god-finishes-and-the-script-writer-takes-over
if-you-live-right-death-is-a-joke-to-you-as-far-as-fear-is-concerned
it-is-a-good-thing-that-we-do-not-get-as-much-government-as-we-pay-for
asking-europe-to-disarm-is-like-asking-a-man-in-chicago-to-give-up-his-life-insurance
i-never-lack-material-for-my-humor-column-when-congress-is-in-session
everything-is-changing-people-are-taking-the-comedians-seriously-and-the-politicians-as-a-joke
for-the-american-people-are-a-very-generous-people-and-will-forgive-almost-any-weakness-with-the-possible-exception-of-stupidity
if-stupidity-got-us-into-this-mess-then-why-cant-it-get-us-out
we-cant-all-be-heroes-because-someone-has-to-sit-on-the-curb-and-clap-as-they-go-by
there-is-nothing-so-stupid-as-the-educated-man-if-you-get-him-off-the-thing-he-was-educated-in
golf-is-a-wonderful-exercise-you-can-stand-on-your-feet-for-hours-watching-somebody-else-putt
the-taxpayers-are-sending-congressmen-on-expensive-trips-abroad-it-might-be-worth-it-except-they-keep-coming-back
im-not-a-member-of-any-organized-political-party-im-a-democrat
so-live-that-you-wouldnt-be-ashamed-to-sell-the-familiy-parrotto-the-town-gossip
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