Wilson Mizner Quotes

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to-my-embarrassment-i-was-born-in-bed-with-a-lady
over-in-hollywood-they-almost-made-a-great-picture-but-they-caught-it-in-time
over-in-hollywood-they-almost-made-a-great-picture-but-they-caught-it-just-in-time
hollywood-is-a-sewer-with-service-from-the-ritz-carlton
dont-talk-about-yourself-it-will-be-done-when-you-leave
a-fellow-who-is-always-declaring-hes-no-fool-usually-has-his-suspicions
in-the-battle-of-existence-talent-is-the-punch-tact-is-the-clever-footwork
when-you-take-stuff-from-one-writer-its-plagiarism-but-when-you-take-it-from-many-writers-its-research
lifes-a-tough-proposition-and-the-first-hundred-years-are-the-hardest
the-worsttempered-people-ive-ever-met-were-the-people-who-knew-they-were-wrong
a-good-listener-is-not-only-popular-everywhere-but-after-a-while-he-gets-to-know-something
ive-spent-several-years-in-hollywood-and-i-still-think-the-movie-heroes-are-in-the-audience
the-only-time-that-most-women-give-their-orating-husbands-undivided-attention-is-when-the-old-boys-mumble-in-their-sleep
the-worst-tempered-people-ive-ever-met-were-people-who-knew-they-were-wrong
i-respect-faith-but-doubt-is-what-gets-you-an-education
i-hate-careless-flattery-the-kind-that-exhausts-you-in-your-efforts-to-believe-it
faith-is-wonderful-thing-but-doubt-gets-you-education-wilson-mizner
most-hardboiled-people-are-halfbaked-wilson-mizner
i-can-usually-judge-fellow-by-what-he-laughs-at-wilson-mizner
god-sends-our-relatives-but-we-can-choose-our-friends-wilson-mizner
some-greatest-love-affairs-ive-known-have-involved-one-actor-unassisted-wilson-mizner
popularity-is-exhausting-the-life-party-almost-always-winds-up-in-corner-with-overcoat-over-him-wilson-mizner
women-can-instantly-see-through-each-other-its-surprising-how-little-they-observe-thats-pleasant-wilson-mizner
the-first-hundred-years-are-hardest-wilson-mizner
the-day-which-we-fear-as-our-last-is-but-bday-eternity-by-senecathe-first-hundred-years-are-hardest-wilson-mizner
the-days-just-prior-to-marriage-are-like-snappy-introduction-to-tedious-book-wilson-mizner
theres-nothing-comfortable-as-small-bankroll-a-big-one-is-always-in-danger-wilson-mizner
money-is-only-substance-which-can-keep-cold-world-from-nicknaming-citizen-hey-you-wilson-mizner
i-hate-careless-flattery-kind-that-exhausts-you-in-your-efforts-to-believe-it-wilson-mizner
ive-had-ample-contact-with-lawyers-im-convinced-that-only-fortune-they-ever-leave-is-their-own-wilson-mizner
count-10-over-him-hell-get-up-wilson-mizner
a-drama-critic-is-person-who-surprises-playwright-by-informing-him-what-he-meant-wilson-mizner
the-amount-sleep-required-by-average-person-is-five-minutes-more-wilson-mizner
easy-street-is-blind-alley-wilson-mizner
a-good-listener-is-not-only-popular-everywhere-but-after-while-he-knows-something-wilson-mizner
it-is-criminal-negligence-to-leave-suckers-lying-around-to-tempt-honest-men-wilson-mizner
the-only-bird-that-gives-poor-real-tumble-is-stork-wilson-mizner
the-only-time-that-most-women-give-their-orating-husbands-undivided-attention-is-when-old-boys-mumble-in-their-sleep-wilson-mizner
if-you-count-all-your-assets-you-always-show-profit-wilson-mizner
florida-was-invented-for-addison-mizners-little-brother-wilson-mizner
if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-you-steal-from-many-its-research-wilson-mizner
hes-only-man-i-ever-knew-who-had-rubber-pockets-he-could-steal-soup-wilson-mizner
in-battle-existence-talent-is-punch-tact-is-clever-footwork-wilson-mizner
the-cuckoo-who-is-on-to-himself-is-halfway-out-clock-wilson-mizner