Woody Allen Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
just-dont-take-any-class-where-you-have-to-read-beowulf
in-beverly-hills-they-dont-throw-their-garbage-away-they-make-it-into-television-shows
she-wore-a-short-skirt-and-a-tight-sweater-and-her-figure-described-a-set-of-parabolas-that-could-cause-cardiac-arrest-in-a-yak
men-learn-to-love-the-woman-they-are-attracted-to-women-learn-to-become-attracted-to-the-man-they-fall-in-love-with
life-is-full-of-misery-loneliness-and-suffering-and-its-all-over-much-too-soon
although-weve-come-to-the-end-of-the-road-still-i-cant-let-you-go-its-unnatural-you-belong-to-me-i-belong-to-you-
sex-alleviates-tension-love-causes-it
i-was-nauseous-and-tingly-all-over-i-was-either-in-love-or-i-had-smallpox
love-is-the-answer-but-while-you-are-waiting-for-the-answer-sex-raises-some-pretty-good-questions
the-last-time-i-was-inside-a-woman-was-when-i-went-to-the-statue-of-liberty
my-luck-is-getting-worse-and-worse-last-night-for-instance-i-was-mugged-by-a-quaker
the-lion-and-the-calf-shall-lie-down-together-but-the-calf-wont-get-much-sleep
remember-if-you-smoke-after-sex-youre-doing-it-too-fast
i-was-thrown-out-of-college-for-cheating-on-the-metaphysics-exam-i-looked-into-the-soul-of-the-boy-sitting-next-to-me
i-dont-think-my-parents-liked-me-they-put-a-live-teddy-bear-in-my-crib
and-my-parents-finally-realize-that-im-kidnapped-and-they-snap-into-action-immediately-they-rent-out-my-room
when-i-was-kidnapped-my-parents-snapped-into-action-they-rented-out-my-room
and-my-parents-finally-realise-that-im-kidnapped-and-they-snap-into-action-immediately-they-rent-out-my-room
there-are-two-types-of-people-in-this-world-good-and-bad-the-good-sleep-better-but-the-bad-seem-to-enjoy-the-waking-hours-much-more
there-is-no-remedy-for-sex-but-more-sex
tradition-is-the-illusion-of-permanance
sex-is-like-having-dinner-sometimes-you-joke-about-the-dishes-sometimes-you-take-the-meal-seriously
i-am-an-only-child-i-have-one-sister
i-think-a-relationship-is-like-a-shark-it-has-to-constantly-move-forward-or-it-dies
my-education-was-dismal-i-went-to-a-series-of-schools-for-mentally-disturbed-teachers
if-my-film-makes-one-more-person-miserable-ive-done-my-job
i-think-you-should-defend-to-the-death-their-right-to-march-and-then-go-down-and-meet-them-with-baseball-bats
its-impossible-to-experience-ones-death-objectively-and-still-carry-a-tune
im-not-afraid-to-die-i-just-dont-want-to-be-there-when-it-happens
man-consists-of-two-parts-his-mind-and-his-body-only-the-body-has-more-fun
i-wish-i-could-think-of-a-positive-point-to-leave-you-with-will-you-take-two-negative-points
if-it-turns-out-that-there-is-a-god-i-dont-think-that-hes-evil-but-the-worst-that-you-can-say-about-him-is-that-basically-hes-an-underachiever
i-believe-there-is-something-out-there-watching-over-us-unfortunately-its-the-government
if-you-want-to-make-god-laugh-tell-him-your-future-plans
as-the-post-said-only-god-can-make-a-tree-probably-because-its-so-hard-to-figure-out-how-to-get-the-bark-on
how-can-i-believe-in-god-when-only-last-week-i-got-my-tongue-caught-in-the-roller-of-an-electric-typewriter
not-only-is-there-no-god-but-try-getting-a-plumber-on-weekends
i-dont-know-the-question-but-sex-is-definitely-the-answer
i-took-the-speed-reading-course-and-read-war-and-peace-in-twenty-minutes-its-about-russia
sex-without-love-is-an-empty-experience-but-as-empty-experiences-go-its-one-of-the-best
dont-knock-masturbation-its-sex-with-someone-i-love
inertia-accounts-for-twothirds-of-marriages-but-love-accounts-for-the-other-third
sex-is-better-than-talk-talk-is-what-you-suffer-through-so-you-can-get-to-sex
the-last-time-i-was-inside-a-woman-was-when-i-was-inside-the-statue-of-liberty
the-baby-is-fine-the-only-problem-is-that-he-looks-like-edward-g-robinson
i-was-thrown-out-of-nyu-for-cheatingwith-the-deans-wife
bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday-night
the-prison-psychiatrist-asked-me-if-i-thought-sex-was-dirty-i-told-him-only-when-its-done-right
sex-is-nobodys-business-except-the-three-people-involved
the-difference-between-sex-and-death-is-that-with-death-you-can-do-it-alone-and-no-one-is-going-to-make-fun-of-you
sex-is-the-most-fun-you-can-have-without-laughing
the-study-of-economy-usually-shows-us-that-the-best-time-for-purchase-was-last-year
eternity-is-really-long-especially-near-the-end
ive-often-said-the-only-thing-standing-between-me-and-greatness-is-me
every-hooker-i-ever-speak-to-tells-me-that-it-beats-hell-out-waitressing-woody-allen
if-90-success-in-life-is-showing-up-other-10-depends-on-what-youre-showing-up-for-woody-allen
ive-often-felt-that-life-is-hard-deal-its-unrelentingly-tragic-uphill-fight-woody-allen
life-is-tragedy-filled-with-suffering-despair-yet-some-people-do-manage-to-avoid-jury-duty-woody-allen
life-is-concentration-camp-youre-stuck-here-theres-no-way-out-you-can-only-rage-impotently-against-your-persecutors-woody-allen
life-is-unresolved-confusing-bewildering-puzzling-ambiguous-you-dont-really-know-whats-going-to-happen-the-future-is-uncertain-for-everybody-woody-allen
90-success-in-life-is-showing-up-woody-allen
the-great-question-philosophy-remains-if-life-is-meaningless-what-can-be-done-about-alphabet-soup-woody-allen
all-my-life-is-passing-in-front-my-eyes-the-worst-part-it-is-im-driving-used-car-woody-allen
life-is-for-living-woody-allen
life-is-like-concentration-camp-you-cant-leave-without-dying-woody-allen
you-use-sex-to-express-every-emotion-except-love-woody-allen
side-effects-not-only-is-there-no-god-but-try-getting-plumber-on-weekend-woody-allen-sex-alleviates-tension-love-causes-it-woody-allen
youll-find-as-you-go-through-life-that-great-depth-smoldering-sensuality-dont-always-win-woody-allen
i-dont-believe-in-competition-for-artistic-things-i-just-like-atmosphere-cannes-festival-i-dont-want-to-win-anything-lose-anything-woody-allen
its-wonderful-thing-to-be-able-to-create-your-own-world-whenever-you-want-to-woody-allen
sex-between-man-woman-can-be-absolutely-wonderful-provided-you-get-between-right-man-right-woman-woody-allen
what-world-it-could-be-wonderful-if-it-wasnt-for-certain-people-woody-allen
my-grandfather-had-wonderful-funeral-on-buffet-table-there-was-replica-deceased-in-potato-salad-woody-allen