Zach Galifianakis Quotes

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inappropriateness-is-funny-to-me-rudeness-is-hilarious
that-show-the-amazing-race-is-that-about-white-people
my-dad-doesnt-get-any-of-my-jokes-he-laughs-at-them-but-he-doesnt-understand-them-hes-just-laughing-because-people-around-him-are-laughing
this-year-my-new-years-resolution-was-to-stop-saying-seacrest-out-after-i-ejaculate
im-not-cynical-when-it-comes-to-things-that-are-important-im-cynical-about-pop-culture-all-that-horseshit-zach-galifianakis
i-have-lot-growing-up-to-do-i-realized-that-other-day-inside-my-fort-zach-galifianakis
its-fun-for-me-to-couple-emotion-with-comedy-i-think-it-helps-comedy-i-think-lot-times-american-comedies-dont-play-on-emotion-too-much-zach-galifianakis
when-youre-doing-standup-youre-kind-doing-hey-i-thought-this-this-may-be-funny-zach-galifianakis
i-kind-put-myself-out-there-as-is-im-quiet-person-i-dont-know-if-thats-surprising-im-pilates-junkie-zach-galifianakis
did-you-ever-wake-up-with-erection-find-yourself-in-massage-chair-at-brookstone-and-you-yell-to-sales-clerk-ill-take-it-zach-galifianakis
my-new-years-resolution-was-to-stop-saying-you-go-girl-to-myself-zach-galifianakis
ive-been-happily-dedicated-to-same-woman-for-number-years-i-never-even-look-at-other-women-zach-galifianakis
privacy-is-big-for-me-to-do-interviews-even-i-have-lovehate-with-it-zach-galifianakis
i-would-start-revolution-but-i-just-bought-hammock-zach-galifianakis
do-you-remember-that-kid-that-had-sex-with-his-high-school-teacher-i-was-reading-online-that-he-died-today-he-died-from-hifiveing-zach-galifianakis
if-you-read-my-blog-you-know-im-pilates-freak-and-by-pilates-i-mean-waffles-zach-galifianakis
i-dream-moving-to-india-pakistan-becoming-cabdriver-zach-galifianakis
im-writing-book-about-siamese-twins-that-are-attached-at-nose-its-called-stop-staring-at-me-zach-galifianakis
i-do-not-have-helmet-but-this-is-wig-its-little-protective-zach-galifianakis
ive-always-wanted-to-have-greek-sitcom-called-olive-lucy-zach-galifianakis
at-what-age-do-you-think-its-appropriate-to-tell-highway-its-adopted-zach-galifianakis
my-headshot-is-scratch-sniff-it-smells-like-failure-onions-zach-galifianakis
i-dont-like-to-have-anybody-tell-me-to-be-in-place-at-certain-times-thats-kind-advantage-stand-up-youre-selfemployed-zach-galifianakis
i-dont-like-cursing-in-movies-i-feel-like-cursing-has-become-new-hackiness-you-try-to-find-substitutions-for-cursing-zach-galifianakis
when-role-seems-fun-its-easy-to-play-it-kind-comes-organically-zach-galifianakis
there-was-long-time-where-i-was-artist-in-quotes-who-had-no-money-but-i-guess-back-then-i-also-never-had-girlfriend-zach-galifianakis
have-you-seen-that-show-on-cbs-called-the-amazing-race-is-that-show-about-white-people-zach-galifianakis
i-want-to-do-another-reality-show-its-based-on-the-mole-its-about-sexually-transmitted-diseases-its-called-god-i-hope-thats-mole-zach-galifianakis
you-know-how-some-people-have-gaydar-i-have-fatdar-i-can-automatically-tell-if-youre-fat-not-and-i-also-have-cerebralpalsydar-zach-galifianakis
people-are-trying-to-prove-things-and-i-probably-have-that-i-probably-do-probably-guilty-it-in-way-zach-galifianakis
i-like-dark-comedies-thats-why-i-like-wayans-brothers-zach-galifianakis
i-call-my-balls-bush-twins-zach-galifianakis
you-know-you-have-drinking-problem-when-bartender-knows-your-name-youve-never-been-to-that-bar-before-zach-galifianakis
i-know-my-face-is-turning-red-i-dont-want-you-to-interpret-it-as-being-embarrassed-its-rage-the-color-my-face-is-rage-zach-galifianakis
my-comfort-zone-is-press-conferences-zach-galifianakis
im-terrible-at-heights-i-hate-it-im-glad-im-only-57-zach-galifianakis
actually-i-used-to-be-busboy-in-strip-joint-in-new-york-i-hate-strip-joints-im-not-that-kind-person-zach-galifianakis
i-have-to-stop-crying-when-i-watch-the-view-its-not-because-topics-at-hand-i-just-feel-sorry-for-that-couch-zach-galifianakis
my-forte-is-awkwardness
im-not-versed-enough-in-constitutional-law-to-run-for-office-id-have-to-go-back-to-school-something
have-you-seen-that-show-on-lifetime-about-that-woman
hollywoods-built-on-insecurity-people-are-trying-to-prove-things-and-i-probably-have-that-i-probably-do-probably-guilty-it-in-way
i-am-going-to-be-next-ryan-gosling
a-good-stand-up-you-lead-audience-you-dont-kowtow-to-audience-sometimes-audience-is-wrong-i-always-think-audience-is-wrong