Facebook Quotes

Facebook Quotes: Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ... .


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Facebook Quote: So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me... on Facebook.


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Quotes about Facebook: When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie.


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Quote about Facebook: If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and fix it.


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Facebook Sayings: While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook... I hate people.


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Facebook Saying: When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'


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Facebook Greetings: Facebook posts from Lancelot -MC Lars And YTCracker (Guinevere)


Facebook Messages: Et finir sur facebook -Les Fatals Picards (Dans Mon Verre)


Sayings about Facebook: Reject request on Facebook, -Big K.R.I.T. (Made Alot)


Saying about Facebook: Tell a therapist, not Facebook.


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Facebook Quotes: Facebook is like a fridge


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Facebook Quote: Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?


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Quotes about Facebook: Face your problem, not facebook it.


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Quote about Facebook: It is called Facebook, not ProblemBook.


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Facebook Sayings: Face your problems. Not Facebook it.


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Facebook Saying: Facebook requests, ugly ones stay rejected -Nexx Chapter (Draped Up)


Facebook Greetings: And suddenly you’re Facebook friends -Brad Paisley (Facebook Friend)


Facebook Messages: Face your problems, don't facebook them!


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Sayings about Facebook: I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.


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Saying about Facebook: 'Friendzoned' should be a relationship status on Facebook.


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Facebook Quotes: Happy 24 Hours of Constant Facebook Notifications Day.


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Facebook Quote: Facebook: the only book teens read these days. -Azgraybebly Joslan


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Quotes about Facebook: FACEBOOK: Wasting lives and causing drama since 2004.


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Quote about Facebook: Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.


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Facebook Sayings: And I talk to myself on my facebook wall -Spose (I’m Awesome)


Facebook Saying: Never trust anyone who has only one Facebook picture.


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Facebook Greetings: Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book! -Azgraybebly Josland


Facebook Messages: Someone please tell Facebook that all relationships are complicated.


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Sayings about Facebook: We are the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.


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Saying about Facebook: That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.


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Facebook Quotes: And that’s the thing about Facebook friends -Brad Paisley (Facebook Friend)


Facebook Quote: You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.


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Quotes about Facebook: It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.


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Quote about Facebook: Pay attention while walking your Facebook status update can wait


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Facebook Sayings: Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change. -Hussein Nishah


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Facebook Saying: Those annoying people who make Facebook statuses every 10 minutes...


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Facebook Greetings: Leave your cyber-rappers, look at what a Facebook crook -Apathy (Never Say Never)


Facebook Messages: My favorite Facebook public offerings are still your beach photos.


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Sayings about Facebook: Facebook needs to make 'Tired of trying' a relationship status!


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Saying about Facebook: The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'


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Facebook Quotes: They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.


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Facebook Quote: Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.


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Quotes about Facebook: Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.


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Quote about Facebook: If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.


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Facebook Sayings: Mark Zuckerberg receives a US$ 1 salary as CEO of Facebook.


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Facebook Saying: Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.


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Facebook Greetings: Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information...


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Facebook Messages: Facebook is full of them ghetto trashy girls and newborn babies...


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Sayings about Facebook: Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.


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Saying about Facebook: Some people should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.


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Facebook Quotes: Facebook, helping you spy on people one click at a time.


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Facebook Quote: There should be a 'Thats what she said' button on Facebook.


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Quotes about Facebook: Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook


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Quote about Facebook: When is Facebook going to come out with a punch option


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Facebook Sayings: Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.


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Facebook Saying: I secretly like days when none of my Facebook friends have birthdays.


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Facebook Greetings: Facebook is obviously from California because it says 'Like' so many times.


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Facebook Messages: We live in the WTF Generation W: Wikipedia, T: Twitter, F: Facebook.


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Sayings about Facebook: Facebook becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do. -Hussein Nishah


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Saying about Facebook: Facebook Etiquette: Do not hold a conversation under someone's status post.


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Facebook Quotes: If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status.


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Facebook Quote: That one day of fame on Facebook because it's your birthday.


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Quotes about Facebook: Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like.


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Quote about Facebook: At least 2 people have been murdered for unfriending someone on Facebook.


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Facebook Sayings: Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.


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Facebook Saying: That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook.


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Facebook Greetings: Congratulations on having just enough Facebook friends to appear popular, but not needy.


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Facebook Messages: If her job description on Facebook says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed...


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Sayings about Facebook: Relationship killers: Insecurity, trust issues, facebook, twitter, tumblr, jealousy, lack of communication, assumptions.


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Saying about Facebook: I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.


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Facebook Quotes: Thank you Facebook for reminding me when my family member's birthdays are.


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Facebook Quote: Liking your own status on Facebook is like giving yourself a high-five.


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Quotes about Facebook: If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.


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Quote about Facebook: Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'


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Facebook Sayings: Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004.


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Facebook Saying: That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking. -Hussein Nishah


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Facebook Greetings: That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.


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Facebook Messages: Waiting for your birthday so you can get a million Facebook wall posts.


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Sayings about Facebook: You hate your life? Go post on Facebook about it, that'll help.


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Saying about Facebook: You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.


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Facebook Quotes: 2 year facebook careers, don't entitle you to write about your haters -Illy (Bring It Back)


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Facebook Quote: Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...


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Quotes about Facebook: My two daughters live on Facebook, and social media is their mode of communication.


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Quote about Facebook: Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends.


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Facebook Sayings: Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life.


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Facebook Saying: Dear Facebook, game invitations shouldn't count as notifications. Sincerely, Got my hopes up.


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Facebook Greetings: But I'm drunk on Facebook now and diving down that rabbit hole -Watsky (The One)


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Facebook Messages: She treat me like the Facebook logo, now that's a true slut -King Los (Control Freestyle)


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Sayings about Facebook: That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves dick...


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Saying about Facebook: How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet? -Cooper Bushey


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Facebook Quotes: Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.


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Facebook Quote: Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace


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Quotes about Facebook: Liking your friend's Facebook comment in an argument just to show moral support.


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Quote about Facebook: Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'


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Facebook Sayings: Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked.


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Facebook Saying: Keeping your ex as a friend on Facebook so you can secretly stalk them.


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Facebook Greetings: Facebook is like a fridge. You keep checking it, but there's nothing good.


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Facebook Messages: I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same. -Lower Than Atlantis (A/S/L?)


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Sayings about Facebook: If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.


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Saying about Facebook: Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture.


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Facebook Quotes: Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.


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Facebook Quote: You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.


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Quotes about Facebook: Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.


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Quote about Facebook: They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.


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Facebook Sayings: That annoying moment when two people decide to start a conversation on your Facebook status.


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Facebook Saying: Feeling rejected after someone reads your message on facebook and doesnt have the manners to reply?!


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Facebook Greetings: My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ... So I poked him.


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Facebook Messages: I'm pretty sure Facebook was invented by someone who wants me to fail Law school.


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Sayings about Facebook: People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments.


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Saying about Facebook: Sorry you're old enough to fear seeing Facebook photos of your friends in bathing suits.


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Facebook Quotes: I hate it when people post a Facebook status or tweet instead of confronting that person.


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Facebook Quote: Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason.


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Quotes about Facebook: I want a real relationship; not a facebook one


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Quote about Facebook: Facebook is proof that the world is terminally bored.


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Facebook Sayings: Life without music is like Facebook without notifications.


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Facebook Saying: It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference... .


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Facebook Greetings: You know you are addicted to Facebook


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Facebook Messages: The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.)


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Sayings about Facebook: Seven weeks but I didn’t deserve a call, see it on my Facebook wall. -Izzy Marie Hill (Seven Weeks)


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Saying about Facebook: That awkward moment when someone adds you on Facebook, but never ever says 'hi' in real life.


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Facebook Quotes: Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.


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Facebook Quote: Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.


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Quotes about Facebook: Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook.


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Quote about Facebook: Facebook should have a relationship status saying; 'Friends with benefits' since that's all anyone is anymore.


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Facebook Sayings: It's annoying on Facebook when people have random things in between their first and last names.


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Facebook Saying: Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.


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Facebook Greetings: I hate people who send Facebook events that I will never attend.


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Facebook Messages: Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.


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Sayings about Facebook: That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.


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Saying about Facebook: We know your life sucks, we read about it everyday on Facebook.


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Facebook Quotes: That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook. -Mario Tomasello


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Facebook Quote: Facebook, at least you don't have to buy gas to get there


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Quotes about Facebook: Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.


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Quote about Facebook: Some people might as well post 'I Want Attention' as their Facebook status.


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Facebook Sayings: Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox.


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Facebook Saying: That moment when you realize Facebook has made more changes than Obama has.


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Facebook Greetings: Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook. -Mwaaba Mugala


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Facebook Messages: Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...


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Sayings about Facebook: There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an reunion show!


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Saying about Facebook: That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... -Mswazi Omarion


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Facebook Quotes: Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.


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Facebook Quote: I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.


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Quotes about Facebook: Someone asked me what book I read of the summer. I replied with,


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Quote about Facebook: Roses are red, Facebook is blue... you look bangable, so I'll add you.


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