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Funny Quotes: I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
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Funny Quote: A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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Quotes about Funny: If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Quote about Funny: Let's make some funny phone calls to folks with funny names -Kingston Trio (Go Tell Roger)
Funny Sayings: I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
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Funny Saying: Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
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Funny Greetings: It is funny - not at all half as funny as -A Balladeer (Robin)
Funny Messages: Funny, when i lie i feel so funny -Rivermaya (The Pricess Of Disguise)
Sayings about Funny: I think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
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Saying about Funny: And I have a funny, funny feeling and I'm talking all out my head -Robert Johnson (Malted Milk)
Funny Quotes: I'm not funny dog, real shit. You're not funny. -Bishop Nehru (Start)
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Funny Quote: I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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Quotes about Funny: You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
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Quote about Funny: Funny is funny.
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Funny Sayings: There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.
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Funny Saying: I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
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Funny Greetings: The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.
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Funny Messages: Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
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