Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes: I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.


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Funny Quote: A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.


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Quotes about Funny: If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.


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Quote about Funny: Let's make some funny phone calls to folks with funny names -Kingston Trio (Go Tell Roger)


Funny Sayings: You are funny acting so funny -Tiwa Savage (Folarin)


Funny Saying: I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.


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Funny Greetings: Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.


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Funny Messages: It is funny - not at all half as funny as -A Balladeer (Robin)


Sayings about Funny: Funny, when i lie i feel so funny -Rivermaya (The Pricess Of Disguise)


Saying about Funny: I think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know


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Funny Quotes: And I have a funny, funny feeling and I'm talking all out my head -Robert Johnson (Malted Milk)


Funny Quote: I'm not funny dog, real shit. You're not funny. -Bishop Nehru (Start)


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Quotes about Funny: I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.


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Quote about Funny: You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.


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Funny Sayings: Funny is funny.


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Funny Saying: There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.


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Funny Greetings: I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.


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Funny Messages: The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.


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Sayings about Funny: Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.


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Saying about Funny: Man, you funny dog, you funny. -Bishop Nehru (Start)


Funny Quotes: People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.


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Funny Quote: I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.


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Quotes about Funny: I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.


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Quote about Funny: Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny. -Stanley Victor Paskavich


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Funny Sayings: Not funny to live, not funny to die -Whosoever (Graying)


Funny Saying: I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.


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Funny Greetings: People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart. -Howard Simons


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Funny Messages: Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.


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Sayings about Funny: If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.


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Saying about Funny: I think it's funny that most people who claim to be 'pro life' are also pro gun. And by funny I mean sad. And by people I mean morons.


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Funny Quotes: But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.


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Funny Quote: Funny is funny is funny.


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Quotes about Funny: It's funny because it's funny.


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Quote about Funny: I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.


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Funny Sayings: We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.


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Funny Saying: its funny cause -Keshia Chante (2U)


Funny Greetings: Own funny moods -Joshua Ledet (If You Don’t Know Me By Now)


Funny Messages: Funny, how familiar. -Good Life (Inmates)


Sayings about Funny: Come on little funny -Aphex Twin (Funny Little Man LP Version)


Saying about Funny: This is kinda funny -Jamie Lidell (You Know My Name)


Funny Quotes: I think its funny -Frampton Peter (I'll Give You Money)


Funny Quote: Funny how time flies -NATE DOGG (Another Short Story)


Quotes about Funny: Under funny television skies -Iggy Pop (Main Street Eyes)


Quote about Funny: Feeling funny and free -Indigo Girls (Reunion)


Funny Sayings: Sometimes life is funny -Sara Evans (Cheatin')


Funny Saying: I find it funny -A (House Under The Ground)


Funny Greetings: Funny is an attitude.


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Funny Messages: Violence is not funny. -William Friedkin


Sayings about Funny: Funny what catches your eye* -Granger Smith (Superstitious 17)


Saying about Funny: And the funny thing is -Ha Ha Tonka (Prove the World Wrong)


Funny Quotes: Were their funny old men -Gogol Bordello (Voi-La Intruder)


Funny Quote: And the funny thing is, and the funny thing is, -Ha Ha Tonka (Prove the World Wrong)


Quotes about Funny: I'm feeling funny -Rivermaya (It's Getting Late)


Quote about Funny: I had a funny dream -Belle and Sebastian (I’m a Cuckoo)


Funny Sayings: At things I find funny, -The Vibrators (Brand New)


Funny Saying: Laugh at his funny pictures -John Hiatt (Living A Little, Laughing A Little)


Funny Greetings: Faith is a funny thing -Lost City Angels (Buried Dreams)


Funny Messages: Hope is a funny thing -Lost City Angels (Buried Dreams)


Sayings about Funny: You pulled a funny face -A Balladeer (I Saw You Hiding From The Rain Today)


Saying about Funny: Hollywood's just not funny.


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Funny Quotes: My money, give it, funny -Jessica Reedy (Blue God)


Funny Quote: A funny kind of yellow -Cracker (Pictures Of Matchstick Men)


Quotes about Funny: Memories of some funny conversation -Australian Crawl (Things Don’t Seem)


Quote about Funny: Funny being running into you -Kim Cesarion (X)


Funny Sayings: You were wearing funny shoes -Belle and Sebastian (I’m a Cuckoo)


Funny Saying: I heard a funny noise -Bust (Year 3000)


Funny Greetings: Love is a funny thing -Jay-Z (Your Love)


Funny Messages: On a funny sunny street -Sonic Youth (Making the Nature Scene)


Sayings about Funny: In a funny looking glass -Quiet Riot (Empty Promises)


Saying about Funny: Come on you funny man -Aphex Twin (Funny Little Man LP Version)


Funny Quotes: Isn't that funny? -Innocence Mission (You Chase The Light)


Funny Quote: Funny after all this time -Liz (Say U Would)


Quotes about Funny: A  very funny young duke -Red Hot Chili Peppers (Skinny Sweaty Man)


Quote about Funny: Funny, now I can see -Elvis Costello (Painted From Memory)


Funny Sayings: Funny how ya win some -Nicki Minaj (Letcha Go)


Funny Saying: Come on little funny man -Aphex Twin (Funny Little Man LP Version)


Funny Greetings: Sinking in a funny way -John Cale (Barracuda)


Funny Messages: Ain't it funny? -Missy Elliott (Ain't That Funny)


Sayings about Funny: The breeze tastes so funny, -Gwyneth Herbert (Perfect Fit Original Version)


Saying about Funny: Desire is a funny thing -Gay Dad (Desire)


Funny Quotes: Don't act funny, yeah -Juvenile (Back That Azz Up)


Funny Quote: You pussy niggas funny, ...shit -2 Chainz (I Dont Care)


Quotes about Funny: But isn't it funny -Nine Inch Nails (Down In It)


Quote about Funny: 'It's not even funny.' -Negativland (Time Zones)


Funny Sayings: Gee, ain't it funny -George Jones (Funny How time slips away)


Funny Saying: This is a funny situation -Mario (18)


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Funny Greetings: Think it's funny -Jimmie's Chicken Shack (Ooh)


Funny Messages: Come on you little funny man -Aphex Twin (Funny Little Man LP Version)


Sayings about Funny: Laugh as the funny man cries -John Hiatt (Living A Little, Laughing A Little)


Saying about Funny: A funny little feeling I felt -George Strait (Lovebug)


Funny Quotes: It's a funny old world.


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Funny Quote: Funny thing is I feel alright -People on Vacation (She Was The Only One)


Quotes about Funny: It's funny, I'm laughing -Burton Tim (Oogie Boogie's Song)


Quote about Funny: Funny what comfort a melody brings. -Shooter Jennings (Manifesto No. 4)


Funny Sayings: You think that's funny? -Immaculate Machine (Death Of A Rockstar)


Funny Saying: It may sound a little funny, -The Highwaymen (Cotton Fields)


Funny Greetings: Funny how a mirror never lies -Amanda McBroom (Crimes of the Heart)


Funny Messages: Funny how tomorrows turn into yesterdays -Amanda McBroom (Crimes of the Heart)


Sayings about Funny: 'Cause ain't a thing funny -Tupac (Run Tha Streetz)


Saying about Funny: Living life at home is funny -Gay Dad (My Son Mystic)


Funny Quotes: Don't act funny, yeah -Juvenile (Back That Ass Up)


Funny Quote: Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.


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Quotes about Funny: Might be funny for the weekend. -Marike Jager (Listen To Your Baby)


Quote about Funny: Funny the way I feel now -Duke Ellington (Day Dream)


Funny Sayings: Funny memories of you and me -Angel Taylor (All Lost At C)


Funny Saying: Oh irony can be quite funny -Enemy (Away From Here)


Funny Greetings: Funny looking bitch, nobody likes you -BIG TYMERS (To Be Played)


Funny Messages: My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.


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Sayings about Funny: Its funny how life can change -Richie Kotzen (Special)


Saying about Funny: Funny, how looks can be deceiving -Elvis Costello (Painted From Memory)


Funny Quotes: I think it's funny -Innocence Mission (You Chase The Light)


Funny Quote: Funny taxis, the kids at play, -Frank Sinatra (Azure-Te)


Quotes about Funny: Freedom, Lord what a funny word -The Allman Brothers Band (Just Another Love Song)


Quote about Funny: But it's funny how leaving -Sarah Slean (St Francis)


Funny Sayings: Then she thought it was funny -Billy Dean (Swinging For The Fence)


Funny Saying: Now you ain't that funny -Arc Angels (Paradise CafÉ)


Funny Greetings: 'Eleven. It's not even funny.' -Negativland (Time Zones)


Funny Messages: I feel so funny deep inside -Coyote Shivers (Sugarhighsoundtrack Version)


Sayings about Funny: Everybody's funny in different ways.


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Saying about Funny: it's funny and real -Lujuria (Feel So High)


Funny Quotes: Funny how you gain then lose -Lights Resolve (Misfire)


Funny Quote: I had a very funny family.


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Quotes about Funny: Funny to see a familiar face -Calexico (Lucky Dime)


Quote about Funny: Never seem that funny to me -Hardline (Give In To This Love)


Funny Sayings: Video suppers and the funny faces -Arena (Solomon)


Funny Saying: And land in some funny lagoon? -Bob Dylan (Outlaw Blues)


Funny Greetings: They ain't even funny -Lil Herb (Write Your Name)


Funny Messages: Oh, ain't it funny -Trey Songz (She Lonely)


Sayings about Funny: in a world of funny changes -Yo La Tengo (Speeding Motorcycle)


Saying about Funny: Funny how you can't remember -Aimee Mann (Don't Feel Like Cryin')


Funny Quotes: It's funny but I came at -Gucci Mane (Antisocial)


Funny Quote: Funny, he never asks for my money -The Manhattan Transfer (Sugar)


Quotes about Funny: Half the time it could seem funny -UFO (Love To Love)


Quote about Funny: Everybody's funny if you love them.


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Funny Sayings: Funny how those who would chase fame, -Judith Owen (Train Out Of Hollywood)


Funny Saying: It feels so funny to be free -Indigo Girls (Reunion)


Funny Greetings: But it's funny to me -2Pac (Hit 'Em Up)


Funny Messages: It's funny to be a critic.


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Sayings about Funny: I saw Hugh, he was actin' funny -Dada (Here Today, Gone Tomorrow)


Saying about Funny: Funny how fast they travel the word -Will Smith (Block Party'feat. Tra-Knox)


Funny Quotes: It's such a funny thing -Selena Gomez & The Scene (Who Says)


Funny Quote: Some judge who thinks he's funny -Eddie Cantor (Makin' Whoopee)


Quotes about Funny: Funny style niggas never down with me -The L.O.X. (Fuck You)


Quote about Funny: Funny feelings, they took me 'round -Sense Field (Next Door)