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Funny Quotes: Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot.

Funny Quote: It's Friday, remember that bad decisions = the best stories.

Quotes about Funny: Musk is a class of aromatic substances, is extracted from the bottom of a civet, and is used as an ingredient to make perfumes.

Quote about Funny: Would you Kill flipper for a tuna sandwich?

Funny Sayings: Once men are caught up in an event, they cease to be afraid. Only the unknown frightens men.

Funny Saying: Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.

Funny Greetings: Cancers dont have time for fake people. We wish we can know if & how it will end before we spend times with you.

Funny Messages: I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown. -Jim Morrison

Sayings about Funny: I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give silly answers

Saying about Funny: One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. -Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Quotes: They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Funny Quote: Leo's have many friends but half of them are secretly jealous.

Quotes about Funny: Me, fail english? UNPOSSIBLE!

Quote about Funny: I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.

Funny Sayings: It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

Funny Saying: Scorpios are gifted and multi-talented, making it challenging for them to choose a set career path.

Funny Greetings: In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Funny Messages: During Pope Francis's visit to the Philippines, homeless children were detained to keep the streets 'clean' for the Pope.