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Funny Quotes: I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.


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Funny Quote: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you, cry with your girlfriends..


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Quotes about Funny: It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that.


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Quote about Funny: Monday morning this week I'm going to stop being so brilliant and give other people a chance


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Funny Sayings: These people are very unskilled in arms... with 50 men they could all be subjected and made to do all that one wished.


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Funny Saying: Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. -Samuel Palmer


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Funny Greetings: That all men are equal is a proposition to which, at ordinary times, no sane human being has ever given his assent.


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Funny Messages: That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact with you...


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Sayings about Funny: Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.


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Saying about Funny: I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. -Billy Connolly


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Funny Quotes: Alcohol is involved in 90% of cases of sexual assault on college campuses.


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Funny Quote: Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.


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Quotes about Funny: To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.


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Quote about Funny: A woman's heart beats faster than a man's heart.


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Funny Sayings: Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.


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Funny Saying: I just dropped my laptop off the boat... .It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.


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Funny Greetings: Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. -Peter Ustinov


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Funny Messages: Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.


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