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Funny Quotes: True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. -La Rochefoucauld


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Funny Quote: What I've learned is you treat women right.


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Quotes about Funny: According to an old Jewish custom, when a girl gets her first period, her mother slaps her in the face.


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Quote about Funny: This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can I have your number?


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Funny Sayings: Thanks for tolerating me


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Funny Saying: My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.


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Funny Greetings: Sorry that guy who didn't want to have sex with you didn't turn out to be gay.


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Funny Messages: By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.


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Sayings about Funny: The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


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Saying about Funny: All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.


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Funny Quotes: Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying. -Anonymous


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Funny Quote: Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.


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Quotes about Funny: Laughing helps strengthens the immune system and lower levels of stress hormones.


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Quote about Funny: Sorry I accidentally cc:ed you on an email insulting you.


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Funny Sayings: I can be a lover, a player, a flirt. But that's just not my style... I'm nothing but a good person, with a naughty sweet innocent smile.


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Funny Saying: I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.


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Funny Greetings: If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.


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Funny Messages: Swag like I'm marrow, in my bones. Swag in my bones. Bone Marrow Swag. -Lil B


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