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Congratulations on not getting me pregnant.

Congratulations on getting through college without getting pregnant.PREGNANT NUN – PREGNANT BRIDE – PREGNANT GUY HITTIN ON MEPeriods are ridiculous girls shouldnt be punished for not getting pregnant.Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life.Congratulations on getting divorced while you still look doable.When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?'