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Congratulations on not having cancer.

Congratulations on having just enough Facebook friends to appear popular, but not needy.Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer.Congratulations on having the same great idea as someone who successfully executed it.Congratulations on having a Christmas tree that's more real than your breasts.Congratulations on running a marathon without having to stop for a heart attack.It doesn't matter about money having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You're still left alone with yourself in the end.