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Congratulations on probably not dying alone.

Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better.Congratulations on not having cancer.Congratulations on not getting me pregnant.Congratulations on your fifteen minutes of still not being famous.Congratulations on quitting smoking and not yet becoming morbidly obese.Congratulations on not making enough money to be considered for layoffs.