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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.

Don't marry a man who doesn't love his mother and a woman who hasn't been a good daughter.When a man doesn't want to be a father he's a deadbeat. When a woman doesn't want to be a mother, she's pro-choice.Happy Mother's Day! May God Give a Special Blessing To All Mothers and those with the loving heart & spirit of a mother!It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but not for a serious-minded man to marry a lighthearted woman.Lots of bear hugs and sweet kisses to my wonderful mother on Mother's day. I hope you have an awesome day. Happy Mother's day Mommy!Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws.