Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.

It was Christmas EveHappy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my sexual orientation.It called out his name, it called out his nameAnd with all of my empty wordsAfter all this time can't believe that I'mSummer is over, i swear