Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride. -Anonymous


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It was Christmas EveHappy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my sexual orientation.It called out his name, it called out his nameAnd with all of my empty wordsAfter all this time can't believe that I'mSummer is over, i swear