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if-youre-single-sheila-youre-trying-to-find-australian-bloke-you-duck-off-down-there-to-australia-you-go-to-red-centre-youll-find-theres-few-shearers-few-stockmen-there-you-will-
a-blind-bloke-walks-into-shop-with-guide-dog-he-picks-dog-up-starts-swinging-it-around-his-head-alarmed-shop-assistant-calls-out-can-i-help-sir-no-thanks-says-blind-bloke-just-lo
id-like-to-be-seen-as-average-australian-bloke-i-cant-think-i-cant-think-nobler-description-anybody-than-to-be-called-average-australian-bloke-john-howard
look-ive-always-been-confident-bloke-im-grateful-to-my-mother-for-that-bryan-brown
im-really-boring-bloke-actually-my-business-is-my-hobby
theres-nothing-british-like-better-than-bloke-who-comes-from-nowhere-makes-it-then-gets-clobbered-melvyn-bragg
i-was-never-goodlooking-bloke-not-by-long-chalk-rod-stewart
this-bloke-was-pissed-he-thought-his-vomit-had-come-to-life-russell-howard
im-not-really-churchy-person-although-i-do-think-jesus-was-good-bloke-jo-brand
australia-has-always-encouraged-little-bloke-to-have-go-aussie-battler-to-get-up-andrew-forrest
i-saw-this-bloke-chatting-up-cheetah-he-was-trying-to-pull-fast-one-tim-vine
i-went-into-shop-i-said-can-someone-sell-me-kettle-the-bloke-said-kenwood-i-said-where-is-he-tim-vine
the-average-bloke-hates-fears-all-freedom-not-only-for-others-but-for-himself-stamps-it-out-wherever-possible-robert-a-heinlein
so-i-met-bloke-who-invented-crosswords-today-i-cant-remember-his-name-its-p-something-t-something-r-tim-vine
hes-big-lovely-bloke-with-two-gold-front-teeth-warren-mcdonnell
i-phoned-local-ramblers-club-today-this-bloke-just-went-on-on-tim-vine
so-this-bloke-says-to-me-can-i-come-in-your-house-talk-about-your-carpets-i-thought-thats-all-i-need-jehoovers-witness-tim-vine
so-i-was-getting-into-my-car-this-bloke-says-to-me-can-you-give-me-lift-i-said-sure-you-look-great-worlds-your-oyster-go-for-it-tommy-cooper
if-this-blokes-test-match-bowler-then-my-backside-is-fire-engine-david-lloyd
delivering-state-union-that-bloke-couldnt-deliver-pizza-clive-james
so-i-was-getting-into-my-car-and-this-bloke-says-to-me-can-you-give-me-a-lift-i-said-sure-you-look-great-the-worlds-your-oyster-go-for-it
so-i-was-getting-into-my-car-this-bloke-says-to-me-can-you-give-me-lift-i-said-sure-you-look-great-worlds-your-oyster-go-for-it-tim-vine
baldness-is-visually-enough-stigma-as-it-is-without-big-sweaty-bloke-on-stage-pointing-it-out-johnny-vegas
you-want-to-be-appreciated-for-all-your-work-as-opposed-to-one-performance-but-ill-always-be-that-bloke-from-lock-stock-youve-got-to-embrace-it-nick-moran
christ-quickest-way-to-send-bloke-mad-is-to-let-him-go-on-refighting-his-war-till-he-gets-it-right-ml-stedman
the-husk-could-be-some-useless-bloke-losing-myself-changing-my-dna-with-bottomless-grief-beth-orton
i-once-punched-bloke-in-face-for-saying-hawk-slayer-was-rubbish-when-what-i-should-have-said-dad-youre-wrong-bill-bailey
why-is-there-always-one-bloke-in-these-boy-bands-who-looks-like-he-came-to-fix-boiler-somehow-got-bullied-into-joining-group-john-connolly
to-act-for-living-is-gift-understanding-youre-lucky-bloke-keeps-your-feet-on-ground
i-think-that-ordinary-bloke-has-instinctive-sense-that-it-wouldnt-be-too-bad-if-weather-warmed-up-nigel-lawson
thats-narmer-with-spoon-i-guessed-angry-because-other-bloke-stole-his-breakfast-cereal-rick-riordan
you-always-hear-people-saying-i-hope-im-not-turning-into-my-dad-but-id-be-honoured-if-i-became-half-as-decent-a-bloke-as-he-is
i-do-pool-exercises-like-weightlifting-but-underwater-i-walk-i-swim-im-pretty-fit-for-old-bloke
they-put-up-this-blokes-picture-on-crimewatch-uk-with-phone-number-said-have-you-seen-this-man-well-my-auntie-rang-them-up-said-no-jasper-carrott
after-youve-had-alain-prost-ayrton-senna-as-teammates-you-dont-give-who-next-bloke-is-damon-hill
i-dont-like-rats-any-more-than-next-bloke-but-they-aint-wicked-cruel-like-people-can-be-theyre-just-ratty-in-their-habits-philip-pullman
bloody-jackson-he-can-land-it-on-20-cent-piece-trouble-is-its-usually-in-blokes-pocket-in-grandstand-craig-coleman
the-problem-is-lot-people-dont-think-the-general-bloke-just-goes-through-life-gets-job-gets-married-all-that-thats-it-paul-simonon
i-get-lot-comments-from-people-that-im-just-ordinary-bloke-they-immediately-feel-they-have-closer-relationship-with-you-they-relate-to-you
people-presume-just-because-youre-bigger-bloke-that-you-wouldnt-be-physically-fit-up-for-fight-but-that-couldnt-be-further-from-truth
wild-ron-said-twiddling-replay-knob-on-side-i-can-make-that-old-bloke-down-there-pick-his-nose-again-again-again-jk-rowling
honestly-some-folk-will-take-offence-at-anything-i-met-bloke-with-no-legs-this-morning-while-at-bus-stop-all-i-asked-was-how-are-you-getting-on-billy-connolly
my-dad-was-different-bloke-to-me-not-nice-to-my-mum-although-i-never-judge-him-if-you-did-youd-become-one-those-people-who-is-all-consumed-by-fault-in-their-past-and-i-havent-got
shakespeare-is-just-some-bloke-who-keeps-ranting-what-light-trough-yonder-window-breaks-its-moon-for-god-sakes-louise-rennison
judges-not-dumb-bloke-he-knew-that-docs-story-was-joke-how-cud-you-take-off-womans-clothes-without-giving-her-poke-stephen-dmello
congratulations-to-thierry-henry-on-truly-wonderful-career-one-great-footballers-our-time-top-bloke-bonne-chance-gary-lineker
im-not-sort-bloke-who-spends-long-time-in-bathroom-ive-never-used-face-cream-in-my-life-i-dont-like-it-when-i-go-on-tv-they-offer-me-makeup-i-ray-winstone
by-time-i-was-25-26-i-would-have-earned-million-but-if-you-looked-in-bank-account-its-not-there-because-ive-spent-it-thats-what-its-there-for-i-dont-want-to-be-richest-bloke-in-g
confidence-in-bloke-would-be-arrogance-in-woman-for-years-i-didnt-give-interviews-because-i-was-scared-people-judging-me-thinking-i-was-arrogant
diplomatically-emphatically-deny-any-prior-knowledge-shape-kind-you-dont-know-nothing-about-russian-hooker-some-bloke-broke-in-straight-up-took-he-clutch
one-day-he-einstein-said-that-only-mechanical-force-more-powerful-than-steam-electricity-atomic-energy-is-will-that-alberto-bloke-was-not-stupid-jose-mourinho
if-bloke-gave-you-hundred-quid-for-book-you-can-bet-your-life-its-his-way-but-if-all-poor-suffering-people-raise-their-hats-to-you-for-writing-it-thats-different-it-makes-it-wort
gaddafis-great-bloke-the-media-only-show-bad-things-i-used-to-go-round-his-house-his-sons-super-simple-guy-all-gaddafis-were-down-to-earth-luis-de-agustini
ive-worked-really-physically-hard-i-was-never-afraid-working-hard-as-younger-bloke-matthew-nable
ive-worked-really-physically-hard-i-was-never-afraid-working-hard-as-younger-bloke
i-am-good-in-bed-i-dont-snore-i-dont-take-duvet-i-just-lay-there-go-straight-off-to-sleep-thats-all-you-want-out-bloke-len-goodman
the-ordinary-bloke-will-not-voluntarily-pay-for-art-that-leaves-him-unmovedif-he-does-pay-for-it-money-has-to-be-conned-out-him-by-taxes-such-robert-a-heinlein
what-matters-is-that-this-bloke-is-happy-he-loves-life-he-appears-to-love-melbourne-his-glass-is-half-full-bubbling-over-that-is-what-we-like-john-so-stands-out-in-sea-political-
im-early-til-late-indispensable-mate-of-bloke-who-does-pa-i-can-lend-offend-i-can-mend-befriend-as-i-help-to-set-up-pa-as-i-help-to-set-up-pa-half-man-half-biscuit
there-is-no-such-thing-as-social-gambling-either-you-are-there-to-cut-other-blokes-heart-out-eat-it-youre-sucker-if-you-dont-like-this-choice-robert-a-heinlein
once-you-dont-smile-on-film-they-say-lets-have-that-bloke-who-doesnt-smile-richard-armitage
the-biggest-battles-in-human-history-can-only-ever-be-seen-through-eyes-bloke-on-front-line-thats-by-definition-focused-view-one-that-will-vary-from-individual-to-individual
im-going-to-get-hated-for-saying-this-but-honestly-fantasy-is-easy-to-write-because-you-can-do-anything-its-like-when-raymond-chandler-brings-in-bloke-with-gun-when-hes-stuck-in-
im-tidy-sort-bloke-i-dont-like-chaos-i-kept-records-in-record-rack-tea-in-tea-caddy-pot-in-pot-box-george-harrison
i-want-to-be-loved-oh-its-so-corny-isnt-it-but-i-just-want-to-be-loved-by-bloke-that-loves-me-i-want-to-feel-special-you-know-i-almost-feel-guilty-rae-earl
yvans-tolerant-bloke-which-course-when-it-comes-to-relationships-is-worst-thing-you-can-be-yvans-tolerant-because-he-couldnt-care-less-yasmina-reza
a-good-education-gives-you-confidence-to-stick-up-your-hand-for-anything-whether-it-is-job-you-want-bloke-and-more-you-stick-up-your-hand-better-your-chances-are-that-you-will-ge
what-do-we-care-if-world-is-joke-well-give-it-big-kiss-well-give-it-poke-death-wears-big-hat-cause-hes-big-bloke-elvis-costello
id-rather-be-bloke-laughing-at-other-people-i-dont-need-to-make-people-laugh-i-surround-myself-with-funny-people-i-laugh-all-time-jennifer-garner
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