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if-youre-single-sheila-youre-trying-to-find-australian-bloke-you-duck-off-down-there-to-australia-you-go-to-red-centre-youll-find-theres-few-shearers-few-stockmen-there-you-will-
a-blind-bloke-walks-into-shop-with-guide-dog-he-picks-dog-up-starts-swinging-it-around-his-head-alarmed-shop-assistant-calls-out-can-i-help-sir-no-thanks-says-blind-bloke-just-lo
id-like-to-be-seen-as-average-australian-bloke-i-cant-think-i-cant-think-nobler-description-anybody-than-to-be-called-average-australian-bloke-john-howard
look-ive-always-been-confident-bloke-im-grateful-to-my-mother-for-that-bryan-brown
im-really-boring-bloke-actually-my-business-is-my-hobby
theres-nothing-british-like-better-than-bloke-who-comes-from-nowhere-makes-it-then-gets-clobbered-melvyn-bragg
i-was-never-goodlooking-bloke-not-by-long-chalk-rod-stewart
this-bloke-was-pissed-he-thought-his-vomit-had-come-to-life-russell-howard
im-not-really-churchy-person-although-i-do-think-jesus-was-good-bloke-jo-brand
australia-has-always-encouraged-little-bloke-to-have-go-aussie-battler-to-get-up-andrew-forrest
i-saw-this-bloke-chatting-up-cheetah-he-was-trying-to-pull-fast-one-tim-vine
i-went-into-shop-i-said-can-someone-sell-me-kettle-the-bloke-said-kenwood-i-said-where-is-he-tim-vine
the-average-bloke-hates-fears-all-freedom-not-only-for-others-but-for-himself-stamps-it-out-wherever-possible-robert-a-heinlein
so-i-met-bloke-who-invented-crosswords-today-i-cant-remember-his-name-its-p-something-t-something-r-tim-vine
hes-big-lovely-bloke-with-two-gold-front-teeth-warren-mcdonnell
i-phoned-local-ramblers-club-today-this-bloke-just-went-on-on-tim-vine
so-this-bloke-says-to-me-can-i-come-in-your-house-talk-about-your-carpets-i-thought-thats-all-i-need-jehoovers-witness-tim-vine
so-i-was-getting-into-my-car-this-bloke-says-to-me-can-you-give-me-lift-i-said-sure-you-look-great-worlds-your-oyster-go-for-it-tommy-cooper
if-this-blokes-test-match-bowler-then-my-backside-is-fire-engine-david-lloyd
delivering-state-union-that-bloke-couldnt-deliver-pizza-clive-james
so-i-was-getting-into-my-car-and-this-bloke-says-to-me-can-you-give-me-a-lift-i-said-sure-you-look-great-the-worlds-your-oyster-go-for-it
so-i-was-getting-into-my-car-this-bloke-says-to-me-can-you-give-me-lift-i-said-sure-you-look-great-worlds-your-oyster-go-for-it-tim-vine
baldness-is-visually-enough-stigma-as-it-is-without-big-sweaty-bloke-on-stage-pointing-it-out-johnny-vegas
you-want-to-be-appreciated-for-all-your-work-as-opposed-to-one-performance-but-ill-always-be-that-bloke-from-lock-stock-youve-got-to-embrace-it-nick-moran
christ-quickest-way-to-send-bloke-mad-is-to-let-him-go-on-refighting-his-war-till-he-gets-it-right-ml-stedman
the-husk-could-be-some-useless-bloke-losing-myself-changing-my-dna-with-bottomless-grief-beth-orton
i-once-punched-bloke-in-face-for-saying-hawk-slayer-was-rubbish-when-what-i-should-have-said-dad-youre-wrong-bill-bailey
why-is-there-always-one-bloke-in-these-boy-bands-who-looks-like-he-came-to-fix-boiler-somehow-got-bullied-into-joining-group-john-connolly
to-act-for-living-is-gift-understanding-youre-lucky-bloke-keeps-your-feet-on-ground
i-think-that-ordinary-bloke-has-instinctive-sense-that-it-wouldnt-be-too-bad-if-weather-warmed-up-nigel-lawson
thats-narmer-with-spoon-i-guessed-angry-because-other-bloke-stole-his-breakfast-cereal-rick-riordan
you-always-hear-people-saying-i-hope-im-not-turning-into-my-dad-but-id-be-honoured-if-i-became-half-as-decent-a-bloke-as-he-is
i-do-pool-exercises-like-weightlifting-but-underwater-i-walk-i-swim-im-pretty-fit-for-old-bloke
they-put-up-this-blokes-picture-on-crimewatch-uk-with-phone-number-said-have-you-seen-this-man-well-my-auntie-rang-them-up-said-no-jasper-carrott
after-youve-had-alain-prost-ayrton-senna-as-teammates-you-dont-give-who-next-bloke-is-damon-hill
i-dont-like-rats-any-more-than-next-bloke-but-they-aint-wicked-cruel-like-people-can-be-theyre-just-ratty-in-their-habits-philip-pullman
bloody-jackson-he-can-land-it-on-20-cent-piece-trouble-is-its-usually-in-blokes-pocket-in-grandstand-craig-coleman
the-problem-is-lot-people-dont-think-the-general-bloke-just-goes-through-life-gets-job-gets-married-all-that-thats-it-paul-simonon
i-get-lot-comments-from-people-that-im-just-ordinary-bloke-they-immediately-feel-they-have-closer-relationship-with-you-they-relate-to-you
people-presume-just-because-youre-bigger-bloke-that-you-wouldnt-be-physically-fit-up-for-fight-but-that-couldnt-be-further-from-truth
wild-ron-said-twiddling-replay-knob-on-side-i-can-make-that-old-bloke-down-there-pick-his-nose-again-again-again-jk-rowling
honestly-some-folk-will-take-offence-at-anything-i-met-bloke-with-no-legs-this-morning-while-at-bus-stop-all-i-asked-was-how-are-you-getting-on-billy-connolly
my-dad-was-different-bloke-to-me-not-nice-to-my-mum-although-i-never-judge-him-if-you-did-youd-become-one-those-people-who-is-all-consumed-by-fault-in-their-past-and-i-havent-got
shakespeare-is-just-some-bloke-who-keeps-ranting-what-light-trough-yonder-window-breaks-its-moon-for-god-sakes-louise-rennison
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