Chihuahua Quotes

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brendans-chihuahua-doesnt-do-that-during-week-it-sleeps-eats-trains-little-bit-so-i-have-to-say-his-chihuahua-is-privileged-one-jose-mourinho
if-we-go-to-chihuahua-we-must-be-considered-as-prisoners-war
no-time-to-get-dressed-so-i-was-naked-stranded-in-chihuahua
a-chihuahua-theyre-good-if-you-lose-one-just-empty-out-your-purse-jean-carroll
i-also-have-two-dogs-chihuahua-yorkshire-terrier-if-they-like-him-thats-good-sign-christina-milian
he-attempted-to-bark-order-succeeded-albeit-with-more-chihuahua-result-than-intended-jeffery-russell
when-i-see-woman-who-is-all-gaunt-emaciated-i-dont-think-shes-beautiful-she-reminds-me-chihuahua-thats-freezing-shaking
i-asked-my-vet-what-kind-dog-hed-get-he-told-me-id-get-chihuahua-because-when-it-died-i-wouldnt-care-margo-kaufman
i-just-bought-chihuahua-its-dog-for-lazy-people-you-dont-have-to-walk-it-just-hold-it-out-window-squeeze-anthony-ward-clark
the-smallest-dog-living-in-terms-of-height-is-a-female-chihuahua-called-miracle-milly-measured-at-38-inches-tall-on-21-february-2013
ive-got-two-little-dogs-little-chihuahua-pomeranian-ive-had-for-about-eight-years-his-name-is-oliver-miniature-german-schnauzer-ive-had-for-about-seven-years-theyre-like-little-b
i-love-pets-i-love-animals-i-just-got-new-puppy-new-rescue-named-peanut-shes-tiny-little-chihuahua-mix-carrie-ann-inaba
stan-is-rescue-chihuahua-mix-he-was-role-model-for-bob-dog-in-ivan-the-drawings-in-book-look-precisely-like-stan
the-future-our-relationship-hinged-on-advice-from-fifteenyear-old-girl-probably-untrue-story-from-oneeyed-chihuahua-trainer-me-unromantically-yet-skillfully-kissing-you-on-top-si
chihuahua-theres-waste-dog-food-looks-like-dog-that-is-still-far-away-billiam-coronel
my-ears-are-too-beeg-for-my-head-my-head-ees-too-beeg-for-my-body-i-am-not-siamese-cat-i-am-a-chihuahua-skippyjon-jones-in-his-best-spanish-accent-judy-schachner
if-youre-pretty-happy-but-you-have-little-chihuahua-thats-always-biting-you-on-ankles-still-thats-pretty-good-isnt-it-im-going-to-go-ahead-keep-you-jack-handey
Fat' is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her. I mean, is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be? Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I'm not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain... I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadn't seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? 'You've lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!' 'Well, ' I said, slightly nonplussed, 'the last time you saw me I'd just had a baby.' What I felt like saying was, 'I've produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren't either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?' But no - my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate! I've got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don't want them to be empty-headed, self-obsessed, emaciated clones; I'd rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny - a thousand things, before 'thin'. And frankly, I'd rather they didn't give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.

J.K. Rowling
fat-is-usually-first-insult-girl-throws-at-another-girl-when-she-wants-to-hurt-her-i-mean-is-fat-really-worst-thing-human-being-can-be-is-fat-worse-than-vindictive-jealous-shallo
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